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you’ve all heard of “faithful translations” now get ready for “unfaithful translations” where i make my translation say whatever the fuck i want because i think the source material sucks ass
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i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly
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this user has anxiety
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
#i love this#after working with wild life i can 100% say this is how it goes with owls#animals are just so funny#and taking care of them is so much fun
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im really out here living the whump prompts rn. my cat scratched the shit outta my arm this morning and now my arm and hand are covered in scratches 😍 i was holding my arm over the trashcan next to my bed to try to avoid dripping blood on my bed and ended up forming a whole puddle of blood on the floor
i sure wish i had an attractive caretaker to patch up my wounds in a moment full of romantic tension 🧍
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i guess normal + whumpee + whumper
new whumpblr game:
make your regular self and yourself as a whumpee or whumper (whichever you relate to most) in this picrew! here’s me & me as a whumpee :)
idk who to tag, anyone feel free to jump in!
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every bad thing that has happened to you? you deserved it all
i actually deserve worse
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