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fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.

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the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

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the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

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im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something 

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ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

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i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird

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SHE👏DID👏THAT

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social media popularity and influencer culture is gross but also.. i wanna make money for doing absolutely nothing too

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via weheartit

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anyone else looking at ceratosoma amoenums while crying.

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Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.

Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1

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the real pokemon discourse

how do you say arceus

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the best scene in the history of forever