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Just spent 20 minutes making this cus it came to my mind and made me laugh and I need someone to see it

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Garthy O'Brien/Original Character(s) Characters: Garthy O'Brien, Ayda Aguefort Additional Tags: Canon Non-Binary Character, Trans Female Character, Threesome, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Oral Sex, Strap-Ons, Recreational Drug Use, Chest Binding, Garthy O'Brien is literally a sex god, or at least is descended from sex gods, what I'm saying is they FUCK Series: Part 2 of The Life and Times of Garthy O'Brien Summary:

"Garthy, you have the option to come to the Dukhal with us as a student. Innen would be thrilled to spend the evening showing you as much as she can about the Zajiri."

Innen nods eagerly. "I truly would." She pauses to glance over her shoulder at her wife and turns back to Garthy. "But there's another option too, darling." She leans forward, creating an inviting shadow between her breasts. "You could come back with us as a lover, and I could show you what it means to worship our gods in practice."

A story of how a young Garthy O'Brien met the women who shaped their identity, and came into their power.

Basically I wrote a quick backstory for them for a previous fic, and then I blacked out for 72 hours, and now this exists. It's about 50/50 smut and lore. I wrote a LOT of lore.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jack Brakkow/Garthy O'Brien Characters: Garthy O'Brien, Jack Brakkow Additional Tags: Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Grooming, Intimacy, This all started because I couldn't stop thinking about where Jack's tail goes when they spoon, I'm feral about them I don't know what to tell you Summary:

"What? You would... surely you could find someone else to..."

They tilt their head to the side. "Don't want anyone else at the moment, do I? And besides, lovey, I'm a purveyor of all sorts of pleasures. Sex with all kinds and numbers of people is wonderful, but there's a unique indulgence to masturbation, wouldn't you agree? Nothing quite like taking your time with your own body and your own imagination, especially thinking about all the things you'd like to do to someone you haven't had the chance to yet."

A series of increasingly explicit images flash through his mind while they speak, and he can't quite keep the rasp of a growl out of his voice when he asks, "May I watch?"

A reimagining of the first night Garthy and Jack spent together. It's somewhat less platonic than previously reported—they still don't fuck, but they come pretty close.

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what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Garthy O'Brien/Original Character(s) Characters: Garthy O'Brien Additional Tags: Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Garthy O'Brien has a huge t-dick bc magic, Gentle Dom Garthy O'Brien, How many orgasms is too many orgasms?, Like at what point is it just a truly unrealistic number of orgasms?, Loss of Virginity, Orgasm Edging, Spanking, Garthy O'Brien using pet names in literally every sentence Summary:

"Sex in particular is... it's holy to me, yeah? So just imagine you walked into a cathedral, and you told the high priest you were interested in their religion, and could they please point you in the direction of someone who could tell you all about it?"

Sigrid frowned slightly. "What are you saying?"

"I'm saying, darling, that when an attractive young person comes to me and confidently declares that they want an introduction to the pleasures of the flesh, that's a special occasion that I'm not eager to pass off to someone else. Not when I know there's no one in Leviathan could show you a better time than me."

Sigrid's breath caught slightly; she hardly dared believe what she was hearing. "You mean, you want to take me to bed?"

Truly just 10,000 words of Garthy O'Brien fucking. I would feel more embarrassed to publish something this blatantly self-indulgent if I didn't honestly think it was pretty good.

 Detailed warnings, including potential dysphoria warnings, in notes at beginning.

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I think the reason Garthy O'Brien is so enthralling as a character is the idea that someone could be the most powerful person in a hundred mile radius and use that power to do exactly nothing except entertain themselves and take care of their friends. Like, how can you not be attracted to that on a philosophical level.

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I think it's "calm down. jesus, just calm the fuck down and everything will be fine."

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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I am a slut for an em dash.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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