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Fuck yes.

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No the fuck you’re not. You ain’t shit, little bitch.

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I agree. While they’re at it, please add salt and milk. Remove the Dr Pepper.

I only want salt milk.

they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

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Awesome.

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Yeah. That’s right. What of it?

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I am gonna kill this kid.

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Fuck yeah.

Are things ok on AliExpress???

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Sorry about that post from earlier. Remembered my wife didn’t want me to show y’all the horrors of war yet.

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The tale of mankind’s beginning.

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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My old ass definitely could not sail the seven seas.

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

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The fuck is a Tumblr?

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

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Damn right I do. Fuck yeah.

they call me sonic cuz i thrust my hog into her hedge at the speed of sound

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.em pots t’nac uoY .yadyrevE .eseehc tae I

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

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Like come on, man.

Dawg, whenever I think of that one part of when Kermit fucked that McChicken, I get so fucking bricked up.

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Dawg, whenever I think of that one part of when Kermit fucked that McChicken, I get so fucking bricked up.

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Family Guy.

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Strangulation contemplation.