lotsodick
Lord X
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I will fucking eat you, dude.
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lotsodick · 7 months ago
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Fuck yes.
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lotsodick · 7 months ago
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No the fuck you’re not. You ain’t shit, little bitch.
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lotsodick · 7 months ago
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I agree. While they’re at it, please add salt and milk. Remove the Dr Pepper.
I only want salt milk.
they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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lotsodick · 7 months ago
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Awesome.
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lotsodick · 7 months ago
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Yeah. That’s right. What of it?
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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I am gonna kill this kid.
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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Fuck yeah.
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Are things ok on AliExpress???
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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Sorry about that post from earlier. Remembered my wife didn’t want me to show y’all the horrors of war yet.
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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The tale of mankind’s beginning.
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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My old ass definitely could not sail the seven seas.
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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The fuck is a Tumblr?
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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Damn right I do. Fuck yeah.
they call me sonic cuz i thrust my hog into her hedge at the speed of sound
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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.em pots t’nac uoY .yadyrevE .eseehc tae I
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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youtube
Like come on, man.
Dawg, whenever I think of that one part of when Kermit fucked that McChicken, I get so fucking bricked up.
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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Dawg, whenever I think of that one part of when Kermit fucked that McChicken, I get so fucking bricked up.
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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Family Guy.
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lotsodick · 8 months ago
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Strangulation contemplation.
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