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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

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in light of skype finally shutting down [#estonian loss] dont understand why broader emojis never incorporated the skype emo emoji. it is one of the most crucial emojis in the world and the only way to access it is being shut the fuck down.this world is so cruel to its endangered species.

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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

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"Every social media app has Elvis impersonators" is a statistical error, Tumblr Georg, who lives in a cave and has 1000000 Elvi was an outlier and should not have been counted

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And here is another commission for @makeitmakefolsense It's a cover for her awesome fic Professor Layton and the Ivory Tower I've read some of it and it's AMAZING ! Please go read it :D Just for you to have some taste of it, here is a summary write by makeitmakesfolsense : "When Jean Descole becomes injured from a mission gone wrong, he has to hide out at the only place he can think of: Layton's. However, after he breaks in, he discovers that Layton doesn't live alone. A young lady named Flora, after almost killing him with a fireplace poker, decides to help him with his injuries. Surely there won't be much she asks in return, right? Wrong. Now that Descole has to spend the next week waiting for Raymond to pick him up, he ends up celebrating Christmas with Flora while Professor Layton catches up on University work. Could Descole come around to the holly jolly spirit? Or will he remain a scrooge? Find out in Professor Layton and the Ivory Tower!" It was a real pleasure to work on this piece, I hope you'll enjoy it too ! And if you need more info on my commission price, here are all the info !

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Someone is a gentleman 🥰

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only thing that comes to mind today.

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Cats with knives.

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I understand more and more things about cisgender men the longer I’m on testosterone. I know why teenage boys use so much axe now. I understand the crying thing. I know why they accidentally break things. I know why they wear shorts in the snow. I know why so many of them don’t use washcloths. I see everything.

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Bdubs: Um, so, believe it or not - and people [laughs] - so, I started my YouTube channel on 420? April 20th? Of 2011. It wasn't - it wasn't, Bdubs got, he got into some stuff and decided, "Oaugh, I'm gonna make a YouTube channel tonight!" Uh, just coincidental, but, uh. Blaze it!

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