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“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.
Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.
So don’t.
Just don’t.

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These Florida kids are not fucking around.
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Do Not Mistake Me For A Heterosexual
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Learn Holidays Signs | Learn American Sign Language | Nyle DiMarco [x]
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There is literally no chance of us civilians being able to overpower giant telecommunications megacorporations and their lobbyists from killing net neutrality
dont wanna sound like some fucking nihilist but democracy is dead, whoever has the most money always wins, folks need to go out and destroy the rich in able to achieve anything
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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
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Seattle’s new mayor is a lesbian who is getting sworn in in November instead of January because the old mayor has to resign because it turns out he has sexually abused at least 4 underage boys
Currently winning the race for sheriff is a woman married to another woman. Currently losing the race is the incumbent sheriff accused of raping and then intimidating into silence at least one woman.
Queer women taking the jobs of abusive men is a trend I am really behind and hope we can carry on to 2020
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Essays in Existentialism: Undies
You’re an underwear model and there’s a giant billboard of your toned body just across from where I work so I have to look at you every day AU
The office on the twelfth floor was fairly empty. Despite three years in the position, the inhabitant did not add much in terms of personalizing it. There was a soft leather chair in the corner with a blanket from her alma mater draped over it. There were a few stacks of books around it, on her large desk, littering the floor neatly. It was fairly boring, until she opened the window.
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what does a robot do after a one night stand
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what does a robot do after a one night stand
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Sophie turner and joe jonas are engaged and i didn’t even know they knew each other
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