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knivesandteeth gets it

So obviously Garak and Bashir have always wanted to fuck each other. That's like barely subtextual. That lizard is down atrocious and Bashir spends his nights confused as to why he keeps getting hard to the colour grey.

I feel like the crux of them in a romantic relationship, at least to me, is relief. It's about the relief of putting down the mask as much as you can and trusting that the other man won't judge you. Trusting that the other will love you in all your monstrosity and unacceptability. It's about learning to let yourself be a person and learning to love yourself through loving your twisted reflection.

The central conflict, their opposing loyalties and Bashir's seeming dependency on the Federation to ensure his own morality. Hence him spending all his time post Canon trying to "fix" starfleet. Bashir is a man taught that everything he is is wrong and leans on starfleet ideals to prove to himself that he isn't another Khan. He needs that proof

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"Where is the light coming from?" "Same place as the music."

directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

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My kitten tried to kill my stuffed tribble. My roommate remarked that my tribble killing cat would make a great Klingon pet… and she’s right.

Imagine a Klingon ship having a cat that protects them from tribbles & vermin. They have to get the cat from a shelter run by humans and they’re like “This is the honorable Mr. Chonks”.

“Yes, our ship also has an earth feline. Her name is Carrot and she fights like a warrior.”

There’s absolutely a Klingon out there who lost an eye to a feral cat that he then adopted.

Klingons who go “pspspspsps” to get the Ship Cat to come hang out during break.

Orange Ship Cat that gets lost in the jeffires tubes and Klingon whose sole job is to go fetch the orange cat. He acts like he hates his job but he actually really adores his feline co-worker so much.

Klingon that always hands things to the Ship Cat so it can sniff it.

Klingon that intentionally grabs boxes to enrich Ship Cat’s little life. Sometimes they get multiple boxes and the crew bets on which box will be deemed “best box” by their fluffy little warrior.

Klingon that starts his work shift saying “Qapla'!” to Ship Cat who meows in return.

Newly Minted Ship Kitten climbing up to a Klingon Captain’s shoulder with her tiny needle claws while said Captain is attempting to be intimidating on the viewscreen.

Klingon who gets a head bunt from Ship Cat and gives it a head bunt back.

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“it’s time to serve cunt, jim”

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don't make me tap the sign again.

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This Star Trek 80’s anime style animation living rent free in my head, it’s so cute😭 I love their little sideburns…AND THE TRIBBLES!

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💥🙌👏

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mythical fyp pull

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Bless @lanasangels3333 on the clock app for this

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Oof right in the coping strategies

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

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We need a 2020s remake starring Naveen Andrews in a wolfcut, eyeliner, and some type of artfully torn desi fusion techwear

Biggest downgrade in cinematic history. Every other aspect of the j'jambramsverse could be perfect and I'd still hate him for this alone. Turning the sexiest evil big tiddy space eugenicist into some uwu softboi in a windbreaker. Banging my head against the wall. He doesn't have any swag. Where's the cunt???????????

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It’s like every week something weird happens.

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john william waterhouse wanted to get fucked by a witch sooo bad

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You would not believe my fyp this week

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If any of the bereaved relatives have something to say, Jimmy had better have his Kirk Fu at the ready... the house of S'Chn T'Gai doesn't mess around.

suspiciously non-grieving widow and her new boytoy

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Incoming sewing project 🪡🧵

Backstage at J.W.Anderson S/S 2017

Photography Lillie Eiger

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an overlooked hilarious scene in amok time is when during t’pring’s zoom call, jim is like “did my work flirtation possible soulmate just say wife” and uhura is like “spock can i have your wife’s number” (emotional prequel to this tbh) (also maybe this) [ID IN ALT TEXT]