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[lord-garmadon-somehow]

Hey, posting this really quick since I forgot to mention this BUT-

ALL OF MY BLOGS ARE NEUTRAL GROUND. Do not bring up any form of Discourse or Drama unless I do first.

That is all :)

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

Truly real, honestly.

Who needs therapy when littlespace is so much cheaper-

That being said! If therapy is what you need, don't deny yourself that. You know yourself best most of the time, as many have said.

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

OoooH! Yeah, that would be neat! :)

WOULD ANYONE BE INTERESTED IN A FICTIONKIN AND FICTIVE NINJAGO DISCORD SERVER

Or tumblr community if like not many of us ninjago folks have discord

Comment on this post if you're interested!!

Reblogs greatly appreciated to reach a greater audience!!!

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

Damn right :3

GARMADON!!!

ORANGE JUICE OR APPLE JUICE

-kai

It's brand dependant for me, honestly. But if I want something simple with little to no acidity, I would drink apple juice :) Why?

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

But I was a father. And you saw my son, or at least your Canon of him, as your brother. Therefore, I have the audacity.

GARMADON!!!

ORANGE JUICE OR APPLE JUICE

-kai

It's brand dependant for me, honestly. But if I want something simple with little to no acidity, I would drink apple juice :) Why?

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

I wouldn't necessarily say that, but it is a dangerous idea, that is for sure.

GARMADON!!!

ORANGE JUICE OR APPLE JUICE

-kai

It's brand dependant for me, honestly. But if I want something simple with little to no acidity, I would drink apple juice :) Why?

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

I don't think getting it injected would be a good idea, Kai-

GARMADON!!!

ORANGE JUICE OR APPLE JUICE

-kai

It's brand dependant for me, honestly. But if I want something simple with little to no acidity, I would drink apple juice :) Why?

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

It is very silly! What is your favorite then? :)

GARMADON!!!

ORANGE JUICE OR APPLE JUICE

-kai

It's brand dependant for me, honestly. But if I want something simple with little to no acidity, I would drink apple juice :) Why?

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

Ahhhh, fair honestly :)

GARMADON!!!

ORANGE JUICE OR APPLE JUICE

-kai

It's brand dependant for me, honestly. But if I want something simple with little to no acidity, I would drink apple juice :) Why?

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

GARMADON!!!

ORANGE JUICE OR APPLE JUICE

-kai

It's brand dependant for me, honestly. But if I want something simple with little to no acidity, I would drink apple juice :) Why?

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

I WASN'T THAT GREEN I SWEAR-

Funniest ass moment in Ninjago 😭😭

When Wu pulled this pic I audibly laughed so hard, GARMADON IS GREEN, WITH RED ASS EYES LMAOOOOO, HE'S SO EVIIL

Was he green all the time?? With glowing red eyes??? Did Misako saw him and thought "Yeah, that's normal" LMAOOOOOSKSJSOSOSKSKSJ

I KNOW HE WAS NORMAL FOR THE MOST OF THE TIMES BUT WHY HE GREEN IN THIS PIC???

i mean i understand, I think Garmadon as human is the handsomest character after Kai, but still HE'S LITERALLY SOO EVIL IN THIS PIC I'M WHEEZING

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

Cannon Differences sound interesting...

Well, I guess I'll go as quick as I can one by one.

For Ratchet from Transformers Prime, me and Optimus were romantically involved, hut never conjuxed. I really wanted to but during his early days as Prime I wasn't able to because he had to do his duty towards his people. And then every time we would try to court eachother the war would frag it all up. I was also really close friends with June after we got to Earth, I could even call her a sister honestly. We were close, and she helped me out whenever I had relationship issues with Optimus.

For Underfell Papyrus/Scarlet, Gender is a big one. In that life I was trans fem nonbinary, he/she/fae, and this is the only kin that doesn't use it/its pronouns. I was a very sweet sibling towards my brother, who basically became my dad after he went off to fuck off nowhere. The mistreatment in public was an act to keep him safe, as my role of co-captain made sure nobody fucked with anyone I associated myself with, family included.

I've already talked about Garmadon a bit on here, so I'll be breif; the revival I had in alter seasons went wrong and I pretty much became visibly half oni half human, with a tail leftover from Tornament of Elements, which I feel as if was always there since that point, but I did get my legs back. Gender is another big one, in my canon I was trans Masculine, he/it. How does Lloyd exist? My Oni form was intersex. No need for elaboration, honestly. I was also romantically interested in Clouse, and dated him while we were under Chen's tutelage. We broke up the day we had our fight and he sided with Chen. Also, Vinny from NGTV News. I still met him, and I know I had romantic feelings for him. After that, I don't remember much.

I have also been Kinsidering Dj Octavio from Spatoon, so I may be back later on with one for Octavio as well if that one gets Kinfirmed. Hopefully this is as breif as I intended it to be :)

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Oooo!!! Cool!!!

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

AS👏YOU👏SHOULD!

Saw your post about Vex. The MOMENT I saw him I was like 'Zane no that's literally Chen 2.0 Zaneeee'. I thought my brother (Wu) taught you better than to trust some sketchy bastardddddd.

REALESTTT.

My bf kins zane. Yaps about vex sm.

I'm like "babe no.... he's baaaaadddd..."

They have a pet named after him in adopt me.

I swear I'm the biggest vex hater

I HATE VEX

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

Huh, forgot I posed this on the general kin account-

Garmadon lore time I guess-

Me and Misako are not romantically involved. We might've ended up getting divorced, I'm not sure.

I mainly fell out of love with her because of the fact she sent our child to Darkleys. Of all places you had to send our kid to the place where he ended up getting abused, and the only reason the place still existed was because the principal had enough money to buy the silence of the parents.

And I wish I could say that she was one of them, but she wasn't. She never even visited him. She just left him there.

I was already losing feelings after so long being apart, but learning that was my final straw.

Anyways, on a more positive note I might make seperate blogs for specific kins? The ones that are either common or are (as of now) Perma shifts such as TF: Prime Ratchet. If I end up making some, I'll probably talk about it on my main blog and promote it on there :)

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

I've been thinking of opening requests honestly for this type of stuff, so I could make you one if you want? :)

Just let me know what stuff you want in it, any specific aesthetics, colors, jewlery/clothing items, textures to avoid, etc.

I saw people making fashion boards and I thought 'hey, why not make one for myself?'

So here's what I cooked up :)

I might remake this when I get better at making these types of boards, but I like it :D

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

I saw people making fashion boards and I thought 'hey, why not make one for myself?'

So here's what I cooked up :)

I might remake this when I get better at making these types of boards, but I like it :D

[lord-garmadon-somehow]

Chen in my canon would so pick up a ukulele a la Toxic Gossip Train and go 'not a groomer, just a loser' or something or other.

So yeah, you were right to hate him. Mine deserves to rot in a jail cell, but where he ended up works just fine :)

HAI GARMADON !!

- kai

Hello Kai! :)