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Nice Tumblr ya got there...would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
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mha as things my family has said
bakugou: why are you brushing your teeth so fucking loud
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iida: alright, no, i'm leaving
kaminari: if i hit you with my car will you stay
iida:
iida: i mean that would physically prevent me from leaving so yes
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kurogiri: what do yall want for breakfast
toga: i have zero clue
dabi: crack
kurogiri, not paying attention: huh?
spinner: PFFT-
dabi: nOthing
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kirishima: *coughs aggressively*
sero: i know
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shouji: if you bother her again you have to jump out the window
kouda: its the law
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mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow
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Mirio: I can take down anything! Like buildings, mountains…
Tamaki: Can you take down my sadness?
Mirio: *Raises his hand*
Mirio: *Touches Tamakis nose*
Tamaki:
Tamaki: •◡•
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denki: jirous’ chapstick tastes really good
mina: you two finally kissed?!!?
jirou: no, he ate it
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bakugou: I need to tell you this
bakugou: I'm gay and I have a boyfriend
mitsuki: oh shit, could you repeat that I forgot to act surprised
masaru: I knew since you were 9
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Uraraka, about Toga: Oh, you could fix her? Well I could accept her as she is. You don’t like murder? Grow up! The atrocities are apart of her and I’ve decided they’re funny!
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Bakugou: Ten years ago, I married my best friend…
Bakugou: Kirishima was pissed but Denki and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious
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Uraraka: Slash gamemode creative.
Denki: Dude, this isn't Min-
Uraraka: *starts levitating*
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Twice: I think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. Like who cares.
Twice: "Oh boo hoo, I can't accept this" Well. I worked really hard on it.
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kirishima: excuse me sir could you move a bit *gets ignored*
bakugou: don't worry I got this
kirishima: .. bakugou NO
bakugou:*blowing up the people in front of them* MOVE WE ARE GAY
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Midoriya: I can feel every cell in my body. 
Midoriya: They're all beating the shit out of each other. 
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*talking about toga*
Uraraka: And then she ran into my knife. She ran into my knife ten times.
Deku: You mean you stabbed her?
Uraraka, holding up a knife: She ran into my knife.
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sero:*breaking through minas door* MOM SAID ITS MY TURN ON THE GENDER
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Bakugou: I hate you.
Bakugou: As in, I actively hate you.
Kirishima:...
Bakugou: I am in hate with you.
Kirishima, whispering to Denki: is this a good or a bad thing
Denki: idk bro
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Bakugou: Everybody is saying that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth
Bakugou, smiling: Apparently none of them had been in Uraraka's arms
Kirishima: Of course we've never been in Uraraka's arms she's terrifying
Kaminari: One time I brushed up against her and she pulled out a dagger
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Mic: Why don’t you slip into something a little more comfortable~
Aizawa: …
Aizawa: Like a coma.
Mic: no-
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