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you're welcome

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

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so real

many such cases

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we weren't attacking, we were hugging :(

we ment no harm large green lobster

grandpapa wiggly still in that lurkwarm ‘soup’ should we fish him up like those magnet fish games -🧠🐛

We should. Dad needs to know he’s a peepaw now

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hello grandfather

{Millions of Lobsters begin to crawl in the soup with Max and Wiggly}

grandpapa wiggly still in that lurkwarm ‘soup’ should we fish him up like those magnet fish games -🧠🐛

We should. Dad needs to know he’s a peepaw now

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nuh-uh, just souped him

do not worry about being below Tedward Spankoffski any longer. Mother, he has been LOBSTERED on your behalf.

-🦞

Did you kill him???

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the Lobsters didn't mean to cause problems, we only ask because we are so small and so cold and pillows were so warm and so big 🥺

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The Lobsters have questions about why your Paramour has so many pillow of colorful women with large bossums, if you could tell us we'd be very thankful Lobster Liaison.

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Excuse me? @ask-richie fucking what?

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“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“

This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.

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When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

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I don't know what it is like to not have deep emotions. Even when I feel nothing, I feel it completely.

~Slyvia path

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I want someone to look at me like the Postwoman looks at Adalore, King of the Forest

The forest king and the postwoman

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Oh my god I’ll keep an eye out for fundraisers but my hometown is in flames.. they think it might all be gone.

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I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

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Absolutely crushed by the news coming out of Maui right now. Intense brushfires have scorched the island forcing residents to evacuate. There have been several deaths and no power on the West side of the island.

Here are a few local charities that are accepting donations (UPDATED 08/1//2023):

Maui Rapid Response is a citizen-based disaster response team. They are posting lists of needs on their Instagram account. https://www.instagram.com/mauirapidresponse/

The Maui Humane Society is asking to help foster any animals in distress. They are also accepting pet food, litter, kennels, and donations. www.mauihumanesociety.org

Global Giving has partners on the ground helping survivors access food, shelter, and other emergency services. https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/hawaii-wildfire-relief-fund/

World Central Kitchen has teams on Maui offering food and water to evacuees and first responders. https://wck.org/

Maui Strong Fund is currently being used to support communities affected by the wildfires on Maui. https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/maui-strong

New Life Kahaku is a local non-profit is accepting donations for food and supplies. www.newlifekahuku.com

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god