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Biggest downgrade in cinematic history. Every other aspect of the j'jambramsverse could be perfect and I'd still hate him for this alone. Turning the sexiest evil big tiddy space eugenicist into some uwu softboi in a windbreaker. Banging my head against the wall. He doesn't have any swag. Where's the cunt???????????

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mandatory Enterprise bridge crew team bonding through life or death baseball ^_^ prob cos of some evil computer again that’s also a big baseball fan idk

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COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!

(reblog to help an artist out!!)

(other links: ko-fi support)

✨PLEASE READ!✨

- payment via PayPal or ko-fi (accepts card!)

- commissions are done on a first come, first served basis!

- Full, upfront payment must be made once the order is confirmed. (I can’t start work on the commission until the payment goes through!)

- The order/ commission can’t be cancelled once the payment goes through. NO REFUNDS!

- Large revisions (such as changing the pose) can only be made during the thumbnail stage.

- COMICS REQUIRE SCRIPTS!! I can't give you a price quote (or do the commission) for a comic unless you have a decent plan for what the characters are doing or saying!

- these commissions are for personal use only, not for commercial/business use

- If interested, message me here, or you can email me at stealingpotatoes@gmail.com!

If you have any questions AT ALL, please feel very free to message me! (:

Prices (transcript)

LINEART ONLY

portrait - £10 GBP

half body - £20 GBP

full body - £25 GBP

COLOURED + SHADED

portrait - £15 GBP

half body - £25 GBP

full body - £30 GBP

Please message/ email me with:

Commission description -- the more detailed you are from the start, the easier this will be! here's a little list of things to mention if you're unsure:

- (important!!) size -- ie portrait, half body, full body - (important!!) coloured or uncoloured - character descriptions or reference explanations - pose/ expression (or send photo references if you can find them!) - (if coloured) any ideas or preferences you have for the background colour (or general colour palette)!

Reference photos -- Any kind of references will do! Even if it’s just somewhat similar to what you want or just an inspiration for the character, it will help!

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There’s a rift in the Star Trek fan community. A polarising issue of great importance. Are Vulcans hot? (Yes, obviously, but are they hot and also literally cold?)

Ok so I know what I think the answer is, but I’ve seen it both ways many times in fics. I’d love to know what everyone thinks. Explain in tags!

Apparently the Star Fleet Medical Reference Manual (1977) states that normal Vulcan body temperature is 32.78C. But I don’t consider that canon.

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this fucking sucks I'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] reinvent myself on a college men's hockey team

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im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies

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This one's an absolute classic

this is so late but thank u for being the only person to submit a panel atlas ily <3

i had a lotta fun doing this!! submit more omgcp panels for me to redraw or even comm me if you’d like hehehe 🤭

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The truth is out there.

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snoopy of the day

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Continuing the Derrywell AU with @zim-tits .

The adventures of Nursey and Dex in the natural world.

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Dumb spirk posting

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You know what time it is :)

2024 edition!

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Kirk was a real one for this

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haus cat :3

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Which could mean nothing

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True Logic To The Universe

Who’s to say we can’t go one more round？By the last tally, only twenty five percent of the galaxy’s been chartered… I’d call that negligent. Criminal even —an invitation.

You once said being a starship captain was my first, best destiny… if that’s true, then yours is to be by my side. If there’s any true logic to the universe… we’ll end up on that bridge again someday.

Admit it, Spock. For people like us, the journey itself… is home.

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if i speak.... 💀