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OC Slytherin Headcanon Part 1

so i’m completely disregarding anything that might be canon but this headcanon has been a mini plot bunny in my head for years. 

- So Bellatrix and Rodolphus had a child, right before they went to Azkaban. Her name is Iridessa Lestrange. 

- Now Iridessa grew up with the Malfoys, she is the apple of Lucius’ eye, the daughter that Naricissa prayed for, and the little sister that Draco pledged to protect. 

- But Iridessa was always unsatisfied

-she always wanted what she knew she couldn’t have

- when draco took flying lessons, Iridessa begged to join, but her aunt and uncle said that young ladies of a certain status did not sully themselves with activites like flying, they suggested she learn to paint

- Iridessa hated being creative, 

- As she grew up, Iridessa blossomed into a striking beauty with raven locks and violet hooded eyes. Lucius and Narcissa groomed her into the perfect pureblood heiress. 

- Naturally, she was sorted into Slytherin, where alongside of her older cousin Draco, she ruled to school. Iridessa wasn’t one for drama or attention, but it followed her everywhere. As soon as she stepped onto the Hogwarts castle, Iridessa was swept up into the Gryffindor v. Slytherin drama that her cousin had fell into only a year earlier. 

-Did she particularly believe that harry potter was the spawn on satan?

- no

- but she was a slytherin so she had to put up a front

- throughout her slytherin career, Iridessa is drawn to harry potter and his merry band of crime lap dogs

(this was not the plan) 

- she was the slytherin princess, the girl whom turned the heads of all the eligible well bred purebloods

- but for some reason, Iridessa couldn’t care less

- she always wanted what she could not have

- and that meant ,,, Harry Potter

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“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus”

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Slytherin aesthetic

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Falling in love with a rare pairing

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nbcsnl: Mick Jagger and John Travolta are ready to play the Feud! #Livefrom8H #SNL

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HARRY IN THE BACJGROUND IS KILLING ME

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I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

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I C O N I C

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This may or may not be my greatest tweet ever

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If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

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does Trump think that Hillary, as a Senator, had the power to pass whatever laws she wanted by herself……..does he know how the Senate works…..