lizardkingart
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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think about clones being absolutely ENTHRALLED by totally normal everyday things that they never had on Kamino or encountered in their sliced media. none of them have ever seen a bouncy ball before and they lose their fucking shit over it. it’s mayhem in the barracks when someone gets ahold of a 20-pack of tiny bouncy balls. there are confiscations and several new legion-wide mandates. their jedi can’t stop laughing. — clones being fascinated and terrified by kitchen appliances bc all their food was pre made and handed to them on trays. kix has a deep distrust of toasters after one scared the shit out of him the first time he used it. clones who are afraid of bugs. clones who are OBSESSED with bugs and use up all their allotted comm storage space taking pictures of every single one they see. clones who have never seen a holo advertisement before and they trust and believe everything the advertiser says. clones who make their padawan learner tell them absolutely everything about “restaurants” and anxiously roleplay ordering food with each other before their first shore leave to make sure they get it perfect. they don’t all understand the assignment but they try. just THINK ABOUT CLONES BEING DEPRIVED OF NORMAL PEOPLE THINGS AND FINALLY HAVING A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE IT ALL ONCE THEYRE SENT AWAY FROM KAMINO AND COPING WITH IT IN DIFFERENT WAYS
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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Edit: IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF IGNORANCE
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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Please bear with me and my intense rebels spamming 
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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Nobody:
Chamberlain after losing the trial by stone:
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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icant even explain why i feel this way about it but this meme, this specific version, just makes me so emotional i love it so so much. its very heartwarming. peace n love on planet earth
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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lizardkingart · 1 year ago
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obsessed with this rooster on tiktok that hatched with a random mutation that makes him nakey. bizarre little man
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lizardkingart · 2 years ago
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when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
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lizardkingart · 2 years ago
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I love The Golden Girls.
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lizardkingart · 2 years ago
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lizardkingart · 2 years ago
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everyone having a very normal time over at Queen City Deli
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lizardkingart · 2 years ago
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lizardkingart · 2 years ago
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Sure
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lizardkingart · 3 years ago
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god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do
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