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I'm getting some little guys !! Some Murberfaces !! Yippie!
I'm getting two things from the official titmouse merch shop and I'm getting some other stuff off of etsy!! I'm so excited I feel a little sick to my stomach ough 🤧

Got one of these babies before they sold out 😎
#sillyposting#william murderface#metalocalypse#fan merch#silly little guy#self ship#self shipping#silly#my husband#yippee#yippie#yipppeeee#yippiieee#yippers
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Noo he needs those! We have plans!!
Why couldn't they (dethklok) keep the energy of neutering someone for murderface??? Like.
If ANYONE needs to be neutered it's HIM. He's not gonna use those balls for anything useful. He needs to be put in line so,
Cut em off.
Cut those balls off
Take away his fucking nasty ass sack
Take away his nuts
Then give it to me for scientific purposes.
WHO SAID THAT???
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What y'all think of my dumbass man

He's cute I swear
#metalocalypse#sillyposting#william murderface#self ship#silly goofy mood#self shipping#silly little guy#my beloved#my baby#my husband
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Thank you so much!! 🤗
Today is my birthday!
Ive been with my friends most of the day, and I had a great time.

Here’s a drawing of how we spent our valentines day (as well as most days). It’s not really finished, but I thought I’d go ahead and post it.
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Today is my birthday!
Ive been with my friends most of the day, and I had a great time.

Here’s a drawing of how we spent our valentines day (as well as most days). It’s not really finished, but I thought I’d go ahead and post it.
#nipple#sillyposting#birthday#william murderface#self ship#silly little guy#self insert#self shipper#self shipping#selfship art#selfshipping community#selfship positivity#valentines day#mtl murderface#silly goofy mood#metalocalypse#mtl fanart
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My dumbass husband <3

HES AIRING HIS COOCHIE OUT‼️‼️‼️‼️ STOP HIM!!! CLOZE YOUR LEGZ YOU SLUT!!!
OH WAIT- YOU GOTTS GET BITCHES TO BE A SLUT!!! AND U AINT GOT ANYYYYYYY!!!!
#metalocalypse#dethklok#william murderface#william murderface metalocalypse#i love william guys i swear to god
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I LOVE MY HUSBAND
I WANT TO HUG HIM AND I WANT HIM TO HOLD ME AND I WANT TO TEACH HIM HOW TO LOVE EVERY SINGLE PART OF HIM JUST LIKE I DO
I WANT TO HOLD ON TO HIM AND TELL HIM THAT I LOVE HIM WHILE WE HAVE THE MOST INTIMATE, MIND-BLOWING SEX HES EVER HAD NOT JUST BEVAUSE OF PHYSICAL ATTRACTION BUT BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO KNOW HE DESERVES TO EXPERIENCE INTIMACY AND AFFECTION
I WANT TO KISS HIM ON HIS SILLY NOSE AND HOLD HIS HANDS AND TAKE HIM OUT ON LITTLE DATES WHERE WE GET COFFEE OR GO TO HISTORY MUSEUMS SO I CAN LISTEN TO HIM INFO DUMP ABOUT EVERYTHING HE KNOWS
I WANT TO GAZE LONGINGLY AT HIM WHILE HE PLAYS BASS AND I WANT TO SIT IN HIS LAP AS HE SHOWS ME SOME BASIC CHORDS
I WANT TO MAKE HIM COFFEE EVERY MORNING AND MEMORIZE HOW HE LIKES IT MADE
I WANT HIM TO FEEL SAFE AROUND ME IN WAYS HE NEVER HAS IN HIS LIFE AND LET HIM CRY AS I HOLD HIM WHISPERING TO HIM THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE HIM WEAK
OUGHHHH 🤧






Had to get that off of my chest oughhh
#sillyposting#self ship#william murderface#metalocalypse murderface#metalocalypse#self shipping#selfshipping community#self shipper#selfship positivity#silly goofy mood#yearning hours#i love him
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My birthday is in 3 days hooray!!!
Idk what picture to use so here's a picture of william
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Drew something silly

Oughhhhh fat man save me (affectionately)
#shitpost#sillyposting#metalocalypse#william murderface#self ship#self insert#selfship meme#self shipping#ehehe <3#i would if i could#om nom nom#slightly suggestive#lazy art#dumb drawing#stupid
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omg same :D If it wasn’t obvious by my blog 😅
DEAR GOD HE IS SO FUCKING PATHETIC JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A GODDAMN CHEWED UP SHAT ON TOOTHPICK CAN YOU JUST AGRHAGRGHAGRGAHFRGAGGRGA
(it's part of his charm tbh.. Though if I'm honest I have the ol "i can fix him" Toxic personalit trait, and thats partially why I love him so dearly because it's like I SWEAR I CAN CLEAN HIM UP AND MAKE HIM A RESPECTABLE FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY)
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A little sneak peek at the valentines art I’m working on :3

Goofy old man ☺️
#william murderface#metalocalypse#self ship#silly little guy#sillyposting#silly#fanart#self insert#self shipper#valentines day#im late#oh well#oh we are so back
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very much :3 👍


do you trust him
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I almost forgot about this thing I drew a couple of years ago…
how could I have ever forgotten…
#shitpost#roblox#the brainrot is real#sillyposting#dumb drawing#what was that#what the flip#what the hell#what the fuck#what the heck#what the sigma#skull emoji
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HOLD ME BACK HOLD ME BACK RAAAHHHH ARRRRGHHH SNARL AWOOOGA BARK BARK OUGGHHHHH

#shitpost#sillyposting#i’m ovulating#i may be ovulating#you know what that means#I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THAT MAN GETS ME PREGNANT
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SINCE VALENTINES IS IN A FEW DAYS! REPOST THIS TO GIVE YOUR MUTUALS/YUMEBLR PERMISSION TO SEND YOU VDAY ASKS FROM YOUR F/OS!!!!

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Unkillable angel has a chokehold on me
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I TOOK A SHOWER
I deserve a round of applause
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