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not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny
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a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them
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Forever grateful that the Wallace’s Flying Frog (Rhacophorus nigropalmatus) is a real living creature that exists on this earth at the same time as me.
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When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.”
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I think we need to talk about how dangerous softboy nerd sexual predators are. Every single time I’ve been creeped on or taken advantage of in college it wasn’t by a drunken jock fratboy. It was by a soft anxious nonthreatening nerd boy whose strategy was to get compassionate girls to feel sorry for him
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John Mulaney’s doctor said he had never seen his particular hip injury in someone who “just stands there and talks.”
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Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
manager: Cool! So what’s it called?
designer: The boss.
manager:
manager: why’s it called that
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This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen goodnight
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So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I
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