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IT IS TIME

Astoria got fired from the Criminal career track AGAIN. she is having a tough time of it.

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lets go lets go lets go!!

NAILED IT

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ok so Marylena’s naturally rolled LTW was to become a Captain Hero, but literally her ONE defining trait is that she is a naughty little criminal who commits crimes.

so i used SimPE to fix it.

ANYWAY.

she has re-adopted her daughter Jasmine :)

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added a mod that should allow us to adopt townie kids!

okay so the main thing that stresses me about about this household is that  if the last Sim on a lot dies we get stuck watching the Grim Reaper go to the bathroom and watch TV with no way to save.

solution: WE’RE STARTING A RETIREMENT HOME, LADS

HE DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT A DAY.

now she’s got a aspiration failure and all of her wants are BONKERS.

everyone gets to bring their dead spouses to the retirement home

Coral Oldie and Mary-Sue Pleasant hate each other, which is not what I was expecting.

that explains it a little bit

the good life!!!!!

but watch out!!!!!

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legacy 😇😇

i mean if u gotta go, it might as well be like this 👯‍♀️🍹

Lily 🧑‍🍼🧑‍🍼

... guess who got fired from being an Astronaut 😯😯

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burb 😇

been kinda playin through on autopilot -- it’s Friday and here is the third BURB BABY. her name is Coraline.

they can finally afford enough chairs for the whole family!! (the whole family that can eat solid foods, anyway.)

HE TOOK THE BATHTUB.

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i kind of...... want to kill Daniel Pleasant.......

maybe now is the time to perfect the Fly Kill Box 🪰🪦

omg the twins hate each other i had no idea. they both wanna top the Military career so they’re gonna be spending a loooot of time together.

what if a poisoned him. i think i can poison him.

Angela is definitely the mean twin.

hehe 😏 oh no how did that happen  😏 😏

Mary-Sue quit Politics entirely and joined the Business career. things are looking up already!

oh no ☹️☹️ 😏😏

i cannot believe i have been foiled in this way. drowned with the ladder in place and everything.

wait... can she do that

ok nvm she’s back and showing up at her job. maybe scampering off into the night the eve of her father’s tragic demise was good for her.

Angela moved her boyfriend in the minute the twins aged up because she’s an an absolute monster.

the second thing they do is buy clothes, because they have images to uphold ok

they also run into Dirk Dreamer while they’re there, and Lillith immediately asks him to move in for uhh no reason

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i’m losin it Andrea’s ghost is white she was in the kill box so long she literally died of old age WHY

some stuff got repossessed and it was the laST STRAW FOR ARTEMIS.

baby Tulip has arrived to great fanfare. clearly.

Rose asking if she should be afraid of robots like in the movies, Tosha and Acorn trying to find a child-friendly way of saying “Robots No, AI Yes.”

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it’s happening again!! he just arrived out nowhere and now he’s HERE and and and. at least the house is clean!!

this is so awkward.

no freakin way

no freakin way!!

Skip Jr. is reading about Fire Safety.

Beau is a sneaky boy. what i want to know is where Sophie Miguel got the limo.

Dustin Broke is heading out into the big world!

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ye ye ye let’s go!

genuinely do not know why Daniel Pleasant is at this house, but here he is setting the kitchen on fire.

let’s gooooooooo

go go gooooooo

Astoria messed up a getaway driving assignment and lost her job. ☹️

Sims u would not expect to be such good friends: Astoria Spinner and Kaylynn Langerak.

baby Rose comin in strong!!

HE’S HERE.

i don’t think i’ve ever had a Sim die by flies, so i made an evil little kill box in the back yard. the problem is, starvation is probably going to get to her before the LEGENDARY CARNIVOROUS FLIES.

things were getting a little crowded at 10 Cantrip Drive, especially with Tosha’s talk of SIX CHILDREN. Astoria has decided to HIT THE BRICKS (move in with her good friend, possible girlfriend, extremely pregnant Kaylynn Langerak).

-- AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED A SECOND WEEK IN THIS HOUSEHOLD:

kill box kill box kill box 🪦🪦

ok so the kill box worked, but i have no idea how.

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Caliente/Goth time. 😇

i’ve just noticed that Mortimer gave up his last name when he married Dina. did I do that on purpose? thinking about it now, i’m pretty sure i did.

FIRST THINGS FIRST: they’re moving to 165 Sims Lane -- better known as The Goth Mansion.

when i moved Cassandra out all the furniture got cleared and i CANNOT be made to refurnish it.

so instead we have here the Mansion & Garden Stuff revamp by aixlachaise. IT IS PRETTY.

as a Fortune Sim Alexander rolled the Hall of Famer LTW and.... i don’t see it!!!!!

Dina rolled Become Business Tycoon, which is much more like it.

little Matias has grown so fast!! 😭😭

we repopulated the grave yard 😏😏

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go go goooooooo

it’s legacy time

oh my god he’s here.

he did it! he’s a Celebrity Chef! honestly i never doubted him, even in that bit toward the end when the Social Bunny got called on him.

this is Tasha Go. she should not be eating that. she is Acorn’s BFF from their tiny Recruit days.

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WHERE IS BELLA, DON? WHERE IS SHE??

that morning in the shower, Don swallowed some shampoo. and while he looked at his finger, looked at his life, he realised that while his job as a Medical Intern was impressive to certain strangers, it was no longer impressive to him.

he wanted to somehow get a job in being impressive.

so he found work as a Golf Caddy.

TO FURTHER IT ALL he invited Kaylynn Langerak to stay at his place because while they were having their usual evening-time hangout she mentioned long-held aspirations of becoming a Captain Hero but that her current boyfriend said he’d kick her out if she quit working as a maid and she didn’t have anywhere else to go and and and

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lets go lets go lets go legacy time!!

i wiped the lot AGAIN but this time i built my own house and you can tell because it. it sure is.

this is what we call parallel play.

they are!! so cute!!!!!

the kiddos are also grown, which i guess means that it’s time to pick a successor? OK. WE’RE GONNA. ROLL A DICE.

Astoria is odds, Acorn is evens.

ACORN IT IS!!

let’s go let’s go let’s go!!

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Cassandra’s newly rolled LTW is to have 6 grandchildren.

mann i just hope they don’t all have to be on the same lot. that is A LOT OF BABIES.

the Goth Manor is nice, but... they should move in together.

we’re gonna do it.

Cassandra, Darren and Dirk all move into 105 Sim Lane.

Darren is an artist, but his new LTW is to become a Criminal Mastermind, so. okay.

ok this is Sebastian Goth, BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK. gonna fix his surname later in SimPE.

this wedding went so much better than the last one!

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been thinking of doing something to make the legacy family stand out more amongst the rest of the neighbourhood, but i can’t decide what. blue hair? butterfly facepaint? a little incredibles mask?

maybe a goofy little eyeliner twirl? also we have tied Artemis’ hair back and given him some stubble because he’s grown now okay.

twins aged up

is this the end of Astoria Spinner?? it would solve the succession problem.

ok so i loved the lilypad road home, but there were some fiddly furnishings and landscaping items that made it a little difficult to play in long-term. SO. we have bulldozed and begun again! this one is the Modern Med by LadyAngel.

Acorn’s turn for his lack of life skills to nearly (?) end his life.

Pam is moving out to become the first Spinner Graveyard Keeper, which is a new role I have just invented. they move into the Legacy Cemetery and take the graves on the lot with them. when they’re about to die they get skipped in the household rotation until a new Elder can come take over from them.

an attempt to get the twins into a private school is being made. i think it’s going well? Artemis is still technically friends with Vince Walter since his own surprise-then-immediately-botched attempt many many moons ago.

for various unsaid reasons Jan ended up back at the legacy home, and now she is dead in the kitchen.

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METAPHYSICAL CHALLENGES. WE’RE SPAWNIN LOVERS IN FROM ALTERNATE UNIVERSES. LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GOOO.

ok so it’s the end of the week and we managed to add one (1) lover to the list. it’s Bindi Broke, which is good because lord knows that lady deserves something nice.