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Ice: WHY. why did you give Mav a KNIFE?!

Slider: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Ice: Now I feel unsafe!

Slider: I'm sorry.

Slider: ...would you like a knife?

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Ice: Mav is late again.

Slider: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11

Goose: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we started at 9 rather than noon.

Wolfman: I set his clock to say PM rather than AM.

Ice: Oh boy! We may have overdone it.

*Mav bursting through the door*

Mav: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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Buck: C'mon Eddie, talk dirty to me.

Eddie: I'm not good at it.

Buck: Just try.

Eddie: Umm... I've been bad.

Buck: Oh yeah, how bad?

Eddie: I kicked a goose.

Buck: Yea- Wait what?

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Buck: We need more help. Maybe i should call my friends.

Eddie: .. you what?

Buck: My friends.

Chim: Is he saying “friends”?

Hen: I think he’s being sarcastic.

Chim: No, no, no, this is delirium, he’s cracker from being awake all night. Hey, Buck! All of your friends are in this room!

Buck: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Buck: OK! Lets play Kiss, Marry, Kill!

Buck: First, who would you kill?

*Chim points at Eddie*

*Bobby points at Eddie*

*Hen points at Eddie*

Eddie: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

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Chim: Why are your tongues purple

Eddie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Buck: I had a red one.

Chim: oh

Chim:

Chim: OH

Chim:

Bobby: You drank each other’s slushies?

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Buck: Bye Eddie! Bye Hen! Bye Chim! Bye Bobby! Bye Eddie!

Bobby: You said ‘bye Eddie’ twice.

Buck: I like Eddie

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Eddie: What? I’m not aggressive!

Chim: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocks and stole my chocolate chip cookies?

Eddie: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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*Eddie and Buck flirting with each other yet again*

Hen: And are the two of you sure you’re not dating?

Eddie: 100%

Buck: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Hen: I wonder why that possibility even crossed my mind, Buck. I fucking wonder!

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Looking for a Top Gun fanfic where Maverick gets random flashes of the future. The main things i remember are:

Saving classmates from a tsunami by lying about homework

Telling slider to call his brother who will die

Stopping one of his classmates from getting into a car that will crash

Telling goose to go home for a weekend because he knows carol is pregnant

If anyone know the name or can help me find it that would be great. Its been bothering me for weeks.