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Morana : *looking dreamily at a wedding photo shoot* Must be nice.

Tristan :

[The next day]

Tristan : Get ready.

Morana : Why?

Tristan : For a wedding photo shoot.

Morana : *laughing* I MEANT THE WEDDING NOT THE PHOTO SHOOT-

Tristan :

Morana : *annoyed* Marry me already. Bastard… even your sister is married.

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[At Eldorian Royal Hospital]

*All the Twisted men and girls waiting outside*

Rhys : *while passing around the room* God… I want my baby to be safe but my princess to be safe too.

Alex : Calm down Larsen. It is a normal thing.

Rhys : SAYS THE ONE WHO DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HIS WIFE’S WATER BROKE.

Alex :

Christian : Rhys calm down. Have the royals polished away your gruffness?

Rhys : SAYS THE MAN WHO IS GONNA EAT BACK HIS OWN WORDS IN A NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE.

*Everyone hearing Bridget shriek again*

Rhys : That’s it I am going in.

*sees the baby’s head out between Bridget’s legs and faints*

Everyone :

Jules : *clicking a picture* OH NOW THIS IS A STORY ALRIGHT.

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[At the restaurant]

Angelo : Table for four please.

Rafe : Make that three and a half please.

Receptionist : Why Sir?

Rafe : *pointing at Penny* Cause she is not an adult.

Penny : *triggered* YOU MOTHERFUCK-