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Look at my son.

Look at him!

My handsome son!

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My sister: Love is love, bruv. *gasp* Patented.

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In case anyone was curious (I doubt it) the situation with cute new math teacher has not gotten any better.

He wore a suit on our New Years Party dress-up day before winter break. A fucking well fitted suit. And a bow tie. And SUSPENDERS. If there’s one thing I like more than a tall man with a nice cake, it’s a *dapper*, tall gentleman with a nice cake. He is stupidly adorable (chronic case of baby face but it looks really good with the well shaped facial hair he’s been sporting) and has the best smile and very pretty grey-blue eyes. He cares deeply about his students, which can only be said for about half of our staff. He’s also funny and simultaneously a huge nerd. He loves jazz, but also classic rock.

I had a dream about him a few weeks ago, in which I had to watch him marry another woman, and when I tell you I was devastated for the whole fuckin day…

Y’all I am in so much trouble.

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Oh yeah I also watched the James Webb telescope launch this morning and it was sooo cool! It’s the first time I’ve gotten to witness something like that in real time. But now I need a nap.

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I've decided I'm disowning my cat.

He curled up to me last night in bed, being all cute and lovey and snuggly and wonderful.

Then he stuck his ass in my face and let fly the gnarliest fart I've ever smelled. Anybody want him?

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Dis shit AMAZING!!

THE MALARIA VACCINE GOT APPROVED BY THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION TODAY OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF RESEARCH.

*THIS* IS WHAT BEING HUMAN IS ABOUT.

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It's Homecoming week.

Tomorrow's spirit week dress up theme is "favorite music artist".

I wanna dress like Stevie Nicks.

But I don't have the ass-kickin' boooots!!

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Maybe I'll get down cuz I'd kind of like some things.

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just

:/

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Guys,

Gals,

And non binary pals,

I'm in trouble.

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The history class I support is starting the 1970's on Monday. They always start units with pop culture and a song quiz. I'm so tempted to ask the head teacher to set me loose on my own team on that song quiz. Me versus the dozen kids in the class.

I'll wreck them 🙃

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Hello

My name is

John

Richard

Deacon

Born August the 19th

Nineteen Fifty One

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After my shower yesterday, grabbed the closest comfy clothes, happened to be my Bowie tank top and Queen pj pants...

Felt this weird pressure for the rest of the day...

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Metalheads are some of the funniest, most wholesome people.