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It’s been a good run boys, but I’m leaving this account! Always remember,

Eat ass

Smoke grass

Sled fast

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Might frick around and- *dies* make an ask blog

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All my friends laugh when I say boys will kill me one day

But I think they’re forgetting that I vomited just because I thought Milo from Pokémon Sword/Shield was cute

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I’m gonna wear a dress shirt and tie tomorrow.

But a twist!!!

I’m also wearing pantyhose and heels to confuse people lmao.

But they’re just gonna make gay jokes lol

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Bad guy, Aiming gun at me: well, this is the end.

Me, someone who has played every Just Dance game every day for the past 3 years: oh, is it now?

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Me: why

My brain: you gotta

Me: nice

Reblog to get HIGH amounts of cubes

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Hi I know this isn’t the type of content I normally post

but I just wanna say:

You can do it. Whatever you’re going through right now, you can do it. When I pull through something, I look at my clock and think, “who would’ve known, just 8 minutes later everything would’ve been fine,”

Maybe it won’t get better today, tomorrow, next week, or even this year. But that doesn’t mean it won’t get better.

Remember, use YET!!

I’m not recovering. Yet.

I’m not as pretty as them. Yet.

I’m not happy. Yet.

I can’t do this. Yet.

I can’t pull through. Yet.

I can’t commit. Yet.

I can’t focus, yet.

I can’t draw, yet.

I can’t eat, yet.

I love all of you. And that may sound like a lie because we’re internet strangers, but I promise it’s true.

Health check!!:

Have you eaten today?

Have you drinken water today?

Have you taken your meds?

Have you done something that makes you happy today?

Have you thought at least 1 good thought about yourself today?

Love y’all, see you guys tommorrow.

Word of the day: (and baby animal of today!)

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Working on a threatening insult, what y’all think?

I will devoid your body of all miotochondria.

(Alternatively: I will steal every mitochondria from your body.)

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Day 8:

Your body is

BEAUTIFUL!!!

instead of inktober I'm doing beautifultober!!!!

day one.......

YOU are beautiful!!!!!!!

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Ok so I have a question-

How do you politely turn down going out to eat with your parents (who you live with)????

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Reblog to lose 15 pounds for spooky season! 🔮🌚🧟‍♀️🎃💀

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New York doesn’t take that many breaks. The only thing that can convince him is his Yorkie, Albany. He takes her to get groomed often, and they both watch The Bachelorette together.

Wherever New York goes, Albany follows. Including the Top Bunk, the few times he is seen there, she is curled up right beside him.

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Felix: you know, eggs are like birds. Made up by the government for profit.

Ozzy, shaking and crying: h-how did you get into my bathroom

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He don’t umderstamd guys

This is so sad, can we hit Ozzy? 👊😭🤜

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Lmao I did it

Hey, you guys wanna see me make an ask blog?

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Hey, you guys wanna see me make an ask blog?