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what would happen in a sniperscout scenario where spy found out they were together??

Spy’s reaction to sniperscout

Everyone in this situation is embarrassed. Sniper and Scout were trying to hide it from Spy, they weren’t ready to share this with them, hell Scout probably doesn’t even fully grasp that Spy is his dad

And Spy really didn’t want to see his son making out with their coworker, and while Spy isn’t exactly surprised, they’ve seen the way they look at each other and how they act but, oh my god, is he disappointed

He wasn’t expecting them to actually get together?? She just assumed it was another one of Scout’s little phases like his crush on Miss Pauling, and Sniper is the most disgusting thing to roam the Earth, according to Spy obviously, but I mean, the man does pee in jars and throws it on people

So what does Scout see in Sniper? Spy doesn’t understand

After the initial shock, Spy does mess with Sniper more often and threatening him a little to keep him in line, and Scout has to make her stop eventually because Sniper can’t take it anymore

Spy does not tolerate any PDA from them either. She will go off on a 15 minute lecture about how PDA should be kept to their quarters because this is a workplace while Demo and Soldier are making out and arm wrestling at the same time or something gay

Secretly, she is kind of worried about them and what would happen to them if the Administrator ever found out, even if he isn’t very approving of their relationship atm

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requests are open if u have any silly ideas send them in

i need need need to write more tf2 stuff soon

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Soldier, Demoman, and Sniper with a reader with Anxiety

Soldier

He doesn’t understand the feeling at all, so he can’t sympathize with ya, but he does care for you

He’s aware that anxiety is irrational, and he isn’t good at being rational or thinking logically, especially with his very basic knowledge of magic; Soldier just doesn’t know the limits of magical powers, so he believes everything and anything could be possible

Soldier will run around panicking and thinking for a bit if Merasmus could’ve done this to you, until you tell him something or he thinks of something that may or may not help. By the way, he will definitely try to fight whoever or whatever is giving you anxiety

After he gets over his violent stage, he will hold your hands and tell you stories about his adventures during the war, ones that aren’t as violent as usual, and ask you about how you feel about the stories just to get your mind off of things

He’s not the best at stuff like this, but he’s trying because he’s worried about you!!

Demoman

I think he struggles with his mental health as well, so he will know how to comfort and help you through your anxiety

He definitely knows what to do, but he will freeze once he realizes that you may have a panic attack. Don’t worry though, he’ll recover, and jokingly, offer you some scrumpy to calm your nerves

After that, he’d be quick to think of an actual solution, like I said Demo’s dealt with this before. He knows you need to refocus on something else, so he’ll start telling you about his encounters with cryptids on his way to find Nessie

You think they’re made up at first, so you don’t really pay attention, but soon, you realize the stories actually happened, and you just can’t help but laugh as your anxiety melts away

Sniper

He has anxiety as well, so while he does know what you're feeling and how to sort of help, he definitely has a hard time actually helping you because your anxiety gives him anxiety :(

But once he gets over his anxiety, he’ll help you by making sure your breathing is normal with breathing exercises and making you drink some cold water to slow your body and mind down

If you want to talk about it, he’ll be doing his best to hold a good conversation. If not, he’ll just hold you to ground you in the moment, but he’s against it at first because very awkward and stiff though

He’ll try talking to you to make sure that you’re focusing on him instead of whatever’s causing this, but it’s also to get his anxiety out of his system by rambling to you about anything

You guys bonded over having panic attacks together <3

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You should hmmmmmm write fatherly mercs NOW 👿👿👿👿👿

If u want to teehee

Mercs being Fatherly for you since yk ur fatherless and stuff also scout bc he’s ur lame brother

Scout

He isn’t really the person you’d want as a father figure, but he can definitely act as an older brother or just a sibling in general!

Scout also gives me fun but weird uncle, so if you want an estranged uncle who is pretty dumb, funny, and kind of rich??? then yeah he’s a good choice.

The kind of guy to watch sports and yell at the players even though he doesn’t know the rules, that’s so father of him

He would then proceed to try to teach you the sport, and he will fail.

You guys just end up playing catch in the yard, but y’all quickly abandoned the gear after Scout heard an ice cream truck

You walk home together eating your deformed character popsicles, Scout’s arm around your shoulder, and the sun setting

Heavy

If you need a father figure, you came to the right person

He had to be the ‘man of the house’ for a while since his father died when he was young, so he kind of gets how you miss that paternal relationship

He’s very good at comforting and helping you when you aren’t feel well or having trouble with things even though he doesn’t speak English very well

I think having three younger sisters contributed to that

When you guys get closer, Heavy starts watching you on the battlefield more and keeping you near him, just to make sure you’re doing ok

He worries about you even though you guys do this every day, but he just can’t help worrying for you!!

Heavy would read you books in Russian, even though you don't understand much of it, and it reminds him of reading to his sisters when they were younger

When you visit Medic, Heavy watches the doctor closely to make sure he doesn’t try implanting any animal organs that don’t belong, but don’t worry, Medic takes a liking to you too because Heavy likes ya :)

Engineer

Is it just me or does he just give me like childhood nostalgia? Might just be because I'm from Texas too

If you start sticking to him like a lost puppy, he'll quickly go with it. He'll be looking out for you on the battlefield even though you’re a smart kid

Engie will definitely teach you a bit about engineering if you're interested too! He's very happy to explain anything and everything, not only engineering stuff, but it'd lowkey just be him info dumping

He will update your weapons more often than the other mercs, but that also means you guys sometimes have little adventures trying to fix your weapons or hunting down the occasional bread monster herd

Y'all have fun though, and your weapon gets updates, so win win?

He reads stories to you and Pyro too, mostly fiction ones though like the Grimm Brothers' writing.

Speaking of Pyro, you two are basically siblings now, good luck. Engineer has a little nook for you two to hang out in while he works into the nights. If you and Pyro fall asleep there, he'll walk you back to your room, maybe read you a silly bedtime story if Pyro's still with you two, and wish you a good night

Medic

He’s a questionable choice for a father figure, but he's silly <3

You’d probably be in the infirmary or calling him a lot if he starts feeling protective of you, but he thinks it’s sweet that you always get your injuries taken care of in this line of work. Like if you get a paper cut, you make sure to slap a bandaid on it, y’all know what i mean?

I don’t know how to explain in a way that doesn’t sound weird, but Medic is weird so eh?

During battles, when he knows the Heavy is safe, he’ll run off to top off your health, even if you’re only down 5 HP, and he saves his Ubercharges for you and Heavy <3

But since you’re getting injured a lot, Medic decides to teach you some first aid past the basics

If you’re interested, he’d teach you more advanced biology and even let you assist in surgeries! You guys bond over spinning Scout’s organs around, and Scout is not happy about getting his lungs switched around with his kidneys

All this time in his medbay got his doves quite used to you, so they now have favorites, you and Heavy. Although, now sometimes Archimedes tries to sneak away from their dad to follow you

Heavy always brings Archimedes back to Medic after you give them treats

Spy

Oh boy

If Spy begins acting in a fatherly way towards you, you must be something special

And Spy doesn’t have the best track record with children, Scout and the kid from the Smissmas comic, however Spy does still care

It would mostly be shown through gifts or praise for your exceptional work, he’s just very proud of you!!

While you’re great and all, he still watches your back to keep you safe from energy spies, and she teaches you new tricks to surprise the enemy team

It’s a nice challenge for you while also bonding with your sort of father figure!

When you learn a new skill, he’ll be singing you praises to the team for the next few days and expect to find a shiny gift from them in your room that night

“Bien joué, you have done well this past week”

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WELCOME TO THE BLOG

I will only be writing for Team Fortress 2 and maybe some MCU stuff because they are my hyper fixations

it’ll probably be mostly platonic inserts bc they are stupid family to me but if it’s requested i’ll write romantic

Let me know what you’d like me to write and who you want me to write i’ll do up to 5 at a time, but word count will go down with more characters

WILL WRITE

Headcanons

Oneshots

Angst

Fluff

Romantic

Platonic

LGBTQ+ Readers

Some mental health support type things

Super specific things!! some people don’t like that but it’s ok here

WILL NOT WRITE

Pregnancy

NSFW

Fem Reader, afab is ok but want to keep it gender neutral

Yandere

Hard gore

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