Some say he's a stellar remnant composed mostly of electron-degenerate matter. All we know is . . . he's called LegoStig.
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The boy is asleep, the woman's at work and the man is out in the garage. Time for #LegoStig to break out the #XBox.
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In the quiet after Chief Brody says, "We're gonna need a bigger boat," there's a rustling from the kitchen. We pause the movie and flick on the lights. It seems #LegoStig has found the #Digestives.
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When #LegoStig goes boating he doesn't mess around. He just found this #ChrisCraft and wants me to trailer it out to the lake for him. I told him screw the trailer - I'll just throw it in the glove compartment. He wasn't amused. (at Bass Pro Shops - Tacoma, WA)
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Triumph, Norton, BSA, Royal Enfield - not to mention all the Ducatis, Moto Guzzis and MV Agustas. I think tonight's #BackfireMoto might have finally convinced #LegoStig to come over to the dark side. (at Hilliard's Beer)
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Finally #LegoStig retreated to the top of the observatory and gazed out over the lava fields, convinced that "Bald Peter" must be the name of the chipmunk who Stignapped him. (at Dee Wright Observatory)
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After his harrowing ordeal with the chipmunk #LegoStig was on high alert, twitching at every sound and muttering under his helmet about a "demon-filled hellscape from a #TimBurton nightmare." (at Dee Wright Observatory)
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. . . and then it all went horribly wrong. (at Dee Wright Observatory)
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#LegoStig had a great time feeding peanuts to the #chipmunks up at the #DeeWrightObservatory today . . . (at Dee Wright Observatory)
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"My papers? Really?" Said an incredulous #LegoStig. "Would someone tell this jackass the war's over? And that he's a toy?" (at Kalamazoo's Antique Mall)
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#LegoStig is begging me to buy him this cottage. He wants to call it #Peckerwood. (at Thistledown Farm)
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"Hmmmm," thinks #LegoStig, eyeing the forty-year-old #Bayer, "I think I'll just endure the headache." (at Vintage Revival)
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All #LegoStig wanted was to pick up a few fasteners for a project, but he ended up stuck in this #RubeGoldberg maze of plumbing supplies. This always seems to happen when we go to BRING. (at BRING)
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"Well THIS is an ominous development," thinks #LegoStig, unnerved by the prospect of a monochrome helmeted figure with delusions of grandeur. (at New Day Bakery)
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"This is a collect call for Mrs. Stig from Mr. Stig. Are we reaching - (CLICK)" . . . #LegoStig finally gets his chance to do that bit from #TheWall. (at Vintage Revival)
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#Scrabble always overwhelms #LegoStig. Sometimes he can't even pick out his tiles without a nap. (at Coburg Antique Mall LLc)
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I leave for two minutes to grab some sugar and #LegoStig tears into my brownie like it's turn three at Laguna Seca. (at Starbucks)
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Watching @26_danipedrosa, @rossi_official & @marcmarquez93 battle for the win while killing a few Pellegrinos at SmartyPants. Is there a better way to waste a Wednesday night? (at Smarty Pants)
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