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*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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yeah
i have to defend fictional women who aren't good people because if i don't who else will
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb carolina#rvb tex#rvb texas#love my evil wife and my shark girlfriend#I think texas can do whatever she wants to anyone forever#Carolina too but I know she’s tortured about that kinda stuff
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Sometimes I seriously have the thought of "wow, I wish they had made RvB into a video game I would have TOTALLY played that" and every single time, at exactly 5 min later I realize... thats just Halo. The video game I'm thinking of is Halo.
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thinking about red vs blue is crazy because it's like:
this is a story about how you can't keep chasing ghosts forever. there's alien/human mpreg.
holding onto the past is holding you back - you have to learn to let go and say goodbye. ed robertson from the barenaked ladies plays a guy who (jokingly?) tells his soldiers that if he weren't their CO he'd make them call him daddy.
family isn't always defined by appearances and you may find it in those you least expect. the aliens speak entirely in blargs and honks.
everything we do is driven by love - love for your current companions and loves that have been lost along the way. it has one of the most intense and longest running queer-baits i've ever personally witnessed.
veterans aren't given the proper support to be able to return to a civilian life, and this systemic issue causes problems for everyone in all levels of society. there's a homophobic bomb.
you can't change what's happened to you and the ones you love; you just have to find a way to keep moving forward. one of the main characters only speaks in poorly translated spanish.
everyone has the capacity to change and be better. it has two (completely unrelated) insanely complicated time travel plots, and they’re both only dubiously canon.
it's an incredible piece of media and proof that you can create something magical with the limited tools available to you. there are chunks of it that are borderline unwatchable.
it's changed the way I approach storytelling forever. i can't easily recommend it to pretty much anyone.
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HEY
Do YOU watch Red vs Blue? And do YOU hate the fact that RT put it behind a pay wall on YouTube and the fact that their website is shitty and full of ads?
Well have I got the solution for you
For the simple fee of FREE you can watch ALL of RvB on this little old Google Drive I made. And before you ask, no it is NOT ILLEGAL bc I made this shit way back before they took it off YouTube and I just downloaded it from there.
Anyways, enjoy the free show 💪💪and feel free to share this with whomever you please. I made this so that it would be as accessible as humanly possible
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Agent Washington getting hit by this car I saw that reminded me of Agent Washington
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BREAKING: a picture of the shooter at trump's rally has been obtained
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Tucker : Do you go hush mi mimimi when you sleep too?
Church : fuck off
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I love to think that the real reason the members of the jury have to renounce their family and their past isn't because of some oath they take, no it's because when they take the power of the jury they start to lose who they once were. They forget those that they used to hold dear because of the powers their jury form lends them. They don't intend to forget and it's not instant, it's slow and gradual. Overtime it'll just feel like a dream, becoming unsure if there was anyone ever there to begin with.
This theory very heavily ties back in with Katelyn, why after the Irene dimension she wasn't too quick to go searching for her family, because at that point she had forgotten who they were a long time ago. She's no longer a member of the jury, no longer influenced by this memory fog. But it still lingers, throughout her time with aphmau and laurance she starts to remember little things, she knows there were people, those who she cared about. But she can't remember their names, who they were, who they wanted to be. She remembers feelings. It's why when she talks about her family in the later season she's so inconsistent, because she doesn't remember and it bothers her that she might never remember
#thought this was talking about jury duty#was like damn that feels like bit of an ask#then it made a lot more sense
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