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‘ i came out to have a good time and honestly i’m feeling so attacked right now. ’
#001. // sect. ii; split avocados#this is a callout post @xanodite#for being a huge nerd#also why does this account remember all my tags#but on castiel it's shite
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sorry i haven’t been active. i’ve been not feelin it for a long time
i’m at my personal though if anyone wants to bother me there
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Me as a lawyer
BUT, your honor, I googled it twice
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‘ new lawyer who dis. ’
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‘ what the piss. ’
#001. // sect. ii; split avocados#i really need to get back into roleplaying#i kind of miss it#but also the stress man the stress
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talentforlying replied to your post “talentforlying replied to your post “muserne replied to your post...”
what r u gonna do, sue me

i’d own ur ass in court u skinny green bean
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new phone who dis; a post-cacw stevetony mix
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science side of tungler why do rp blogs look like that
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‘ i can’t tell if i should be flattered or insulted. either way, i don’t think matt would let us take that guy, even if he offered us a million dollars. you know what you could do with that much money? buy a million tacos. or own a million meat shops. ’

“ Maybe a remarkable lawyer like yourself could set things straight. Oh, but Iron Man is a bit up the scale compared to the people your carry your business on. ”
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‘ damn avengers, back at it again with the collateral damage. ’
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me flirting: I don’t want you to die
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‘ instead of team cap or team iron man, why not team stony? ’
#001. // sect. ii; split avocados#literally one of the first ships i saw when i joined tumblr#aside from destiel and sterek#also guess who came back from ca:cw#i'M SCREAMING
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git gud scrubs
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talentforlying replied to your post “muserne replied to your post “˜frank castle is a huuuuuuuuge...”
i mean if u count bills for law services then technically

listen demon whisperer i didn’t ask for ur opinion
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