I didn't understand how people smile. Then I discovered that all happiness is fake. Self Insert RP Blog with the Chaos Hero from Shin Megami Tensei as the FC. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SINGLE Kei | ♂ | ♏ | INTJ | True Neutral | Demisexual Tracking laststage and last stage. / Image Source
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"...Hello. Welcome to the waking world, to which you seem to have only recently rentered. I am not your guide through this world, but how can I help you?"
A book tucked under his left arm and a plastic bag in his right hand, the male addressed the other person as he slowly sat down next to her, dropping the bag onto the floor with very little caution, and picked at the pages of the book as if he was searching for a certain one, before slapping it down in annoyance onto his lap and flickering through pages at a steadily increasing speed, until he let out a final sigh in annoyance, and closed the book again, returning it to being held under his left arm, as he dug his other hand back into the bag and pulled out a small, wrapped up chocolate bar, and greedily tore off the wrapper, before snapping the treat in half.
"So did ya need me for anything, or should I leave?"
last-stage is that kid. You know, the one on the block.
{❀} — She would greet you, she really would. At this moment unfortunately the young woman looks extremely dazed and out of it, maybe she’s still waking up? What she does do as her gaze meets yours is quite weird. A simple brow arch is made, squinting as if to check who is in front of her before giving looking back confused. The woman removes her frames, cleaning it with the hem of her shirt before puttng them back on. She looks back, still squinting in your direction until she slowly raises a hand, waving confused.
"Um…hello?"
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"Too much...Etrian Odyssey...anyone want...a starter...before I keel over...from grinding...?"
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"If you need any help after that, check Yahoo Answers."
{♪♫♪} ~ “Do it like they do bagels!”
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"Please don't let anyone fuck the movie."
{♪♫♪} ~ “Fuck this movie.”
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"Satan, obviously."
I’M MAKING PEOPLE IN SIMS 3 AND I NEED MORE IDEAS OF WHO TO ADD.
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"No problem. If you memorize it in Japanese first, you can remember the whole beat and when you should sing each word much easier. Memorizing the lyrics and song as far as you've managed to must have been less than easy, too, so you should be able to pull it off."
"I would say, though, that it might be better to try memorizing a slower song before you do. Like World Domination How-To."
"Hmmm… I’ll remember that. Makes sense. And I’ll probably try to memorize the Japanese lyrics too. That’ll be kinda hard, though, since ‘m not Japanese m’self."
"Yo, thanks for the tip anyways."
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Saturday, unless you're Australian. Then it's Monday. And sleeping is for the weak.
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"You almost had it that time. Just remember, it's Come, come, let's dance wildly and "Go" to the other side of the moon whenever those verses appear.
"If you can, I'd recommend you memorize the Japanese lyrics instead of the English. Makes it easier to sing at that speed in Japanese, anyway."
"Come, let’s dance wildly! Surely I’ll be reborn a beautiful girl after 100 years~ So I shall cast away this old, stale body. If this brain-juice seeps out even more violently, Let’s go all the way to the other side of the moon~!”
"Well, ‘tleast it was decent. ‘s not my fault the song’s so fast, yeah? But it’s real catchy."
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"...It's..."
"♪Come, come, let's dance wildly,
a hundred years from now everyone will be dead,
hold onto the quivering me~
If this brain-juice is made to seep out ever more violently,
"Go" to the other side of the moon!♪"
"Overall, though, that was a decent job. You did, however make a few other mistakes. I'd recommend you practice it more."
"Babbling on with tedious, repetitive statements, In the end, guys and girls just want to rub this and that together to feel good, So, hit me with that pole-like object! Red flowers blooming,
I’m spinal fluid explosion girl~
Come, let’s dance wildly! After all, everyone will be dead a hundred years from now~ Embrace me as I shiver, If this brain-juice seeps out even more violently, Let’s go all the way to the other side of the moon!”
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"Bow before me and my mighty penis monster of death who shoots fire!"
Kei, put the 3DS and toy gun down.
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"Well, you might find it awesome, but Summer's lost it's charm for me. If it ever had one, considering where I come from it's above 46° in the Summer. Oh, and literal armies of mosquitoes, and it rains slightly for about five minutes every year, so I doubt the Summers either of us are familiar with have enough in similarity to come to a full agreement. Also, I haven't watched Grease, but a friend of mine will not shut the hell up about, so I may or may not give it a chance."
{✧}”Summertime is awesome, that’s why. Sure, it’s hot and there’s a lot of bugs, which sucks, but there’s a lot of fun stuff you can do while going out. Swimming, bonfires, go new places and meet more people during break. Might even get some Summer Lovin’, like in Grease.”
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"But if you live in a pool, you'll have to get out at some point, or you'll be too wrinkled for it to be healthy, or you'd just drown. What's the point of going out during summer, anyway? You do that enough during the rest of the year."
{✧}”Oh, what a wonderful idea!! But~ I’m rarely going to be in the house, so why buy more fans? I’m planning on living in a pool this summer.”
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"Then buy some fans. They're pretty cheap, since they're plastic, and you might only need them for this summer. I don't mean powered ones, moreso the flat Japanese ones with the large surface areas."
last-stage replied to your post:{✧} “It’s a huge relief that Burger King decided…
"Buy all the ice cream. All of it. Get some movies too. And video games. And Air Conditioners. And fans. Lock yourself in your house. Shut and lock all the doors, pull down the blinds on the windows, and turn every fan and AC on."
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{✧} “Pffft~ I wish it was that simple! The air conditioner wont be fixed until next week, and coupled with poor circulation—Bad combo, bro.”
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Shrimp:
♥~ " You’re really not a nice guy, are you. " A deep sigh rolled off of exhausted lips, giving an idle sort of dismissive wave to the much taller being. Another glance back and the android’s name for this guy had already been determined- being as introductions didn’t seem likely in this situation. ” Eh? You’d punch little old me? That’s just cruel… “ ~♥
"...Sorry. Gaming's more of my strong point, not conversation. But what I said is true."
Well, Shrimp seemed judgemental. That was just Kei's opinion on him, though, and probably not correct, but what can you do? Pushing his glasses back up his face, Kei then stared down at Shrimp--Shrimpy? Purple Shrimp? Too many name choices. He'd stick with shrimp.
"What did you expect me to do if you punched me first?"
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Shrimp:
♥~" No, no, it’s okay! I am a man of maturity, you know? I wouldn’t take my frustrations out on another! …Besides, I… " A grimacing pout hid behind bittersweet smile as one of his shoe’s heels dug into the ground. " …Couldn’t reach high enough to deck you, anyway. " ~♥
"Height doesn't have much you can do about it. Legally, at least. But hey, people find short guys cute, so..."
Saying what was probably the wrong thing again, Kei crossed his arms, and took a look to the side, before flashing his gaze back to the other person. He internally dubbed the other Shrimp.
"If you punched me, I'd punch you back. Then you would probably punch me again, and I'd return it, then we have a problem."
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『 ✧ 』⇀ Mono began sweating. Sure, they were friends! But ne feared that maybe nirs words weren’t the right to use…Aha. Ne scratched the back of nirs head, ruffling up nirs fluffy hair.
『 ✧ 』⇀ “Right! Well then, let’s get going, right?”
"...You're bad at hiding it when you're uncomfy, Mono." Never exactly good at mincing words, Kei simply stood up, ready to follow Mono to wherever this convenience store was, shoving his hands into his pockets, and clasping them around a few bills.
"D'you mind leading the way? I have no clue where this place is..."
"...Hey. Any idea where I can get some cream soda?"
『 ✧ 』⇀ “Other than the corner store, no not really…”
『 ✧ 』⇀ “But, hey Kei! We can go down there if you really want to!”
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Step after step, the young man continued to walk on forward, his hands shoved into the pockets of his long coat, styled in grey, white, and black camo. The day was boring, as it ever was, with yet again no new RPGs in any stores around. Of course, then there was the girl talking to a dog.
"Make sure that the dog has wi-fi," He said, stopping to make a simple reference.
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《★》 ; She was enjoying the conversation with the small dog next to her. She hoped no one thought it was weird, well if anyone was passing by. But at least she actually managed to keep the Pomeranian from running off and barking at someone.
#ayyyyyyy#well not really ayyy since we've rped before but that was months ago#so yeah hi#nice to meet you again!#ongoingbattle#iraescriptum
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