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There’s a bug going round (though I have my doubts as to how much of a ‘bug’ it actually is) that prevents people from accessing their blogs if they go to the blogname.tumblr.com address. Any attempt to access blogs this way (ours, those of others or any kinds of links on the web that lead back to Tumblr posts) results in us being redirected to the main Dashboard page (tumblr.com/dashboard). The only way to access a blog, for those of us affected by this bug, is to go to the Dashboard pop-up view (tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/blognamehere). Of course, the Tumblr mobile app is wholly unaffected. Of course.

Here’s where it gets very fucking sketchy for me:

so far, every single user I’ve seen affected by this bug is located in Europe, like myself;

when I tried to access several blogs (my own among them) through a US proxy, I was able to do so, without being redirected to the Dashboard

I repeat, this ‘bug’ affects European users and I was able to access blog-pages by using AN AMERICAN IP ADDRESS. What in the ever-loving hell, @staff​?

In light of GDPR (and Tumblr being singled out as one of the sites that made it as onerous as possible to opt-out of your data being shared with a ludicrous number of third-parties), I really wouldn’t be surprised if they’re trying to kick European users to the curb in this way / trying to force us to use the mobile app instead. Just the thought of having to pay for a VPN so I can keep this fucking site even remotely functional (remember – no Tumblr content link from the web is accessible anymore – if I click on a link that’s blogname.tumblr.com/post/postnumber, I’m always redirected to the first page of the dashboard) makes my blood boil.

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what do people in relationships even do

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Are you still taking requests

yeah

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Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

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Send me a ship and a number and I'll tell you

susurrusilous:

- How do they fall asleep? Wake up? Any daily rituals?

- How’s their team work? Do they share well?

- Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection?

- First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight?

- Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?

- Any tasks that are always left to one person?

- What annoys them the most about their partner? Would they change it if they could?

- What do the like best about their partner?

- Do they discuss big issues? Religion? Marriage? Children? Death?

- Who drives? Cooks? Does the handiwork? Cleans? Pays the bills? Handles the public?

- Do they celebrate holidays? Anniversaries?

- Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon?

- What do they do for fun? Do they have a favorite activity or do they like to switch things up?

- Anything they both dread?

- How adventurous are they?

- Do they keep secrets? Lie? Cheat?

- What would make them break up? Would it be permanent?

- What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?

- What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up?

- What does their home look like? Their room?

- Do they share any interests or hobbies?

- Does their work ever interfere with the relationship?

- How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?

- Any doubts about the relationship?

- How much time do they spend together? Do they share their feelings, or hold things in?

- How do their friends feel about their relationship? Their families?

- Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?

- What are their vacations like?

- How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness?

- Could they manage a long distance relationship?

- Do they finish each other’s sentences? Pick up any phrases or habits from each other? Know when the other is hiding something?

- Do they ever get into trouble? Is it serious, or are they just mischievous?

- What kind of presents do they get each other? Do they only do it on special occasions?

- Do they have any pets?

- Do they bring out the best in each other, or the worst? Do they have a fatal flaw?

- What’s their greatest strength as a couple? Their weakness?

- How much would they be willing to sacrifice for the other? Any lines they refuse to cross?

- What are they like in the bedroom? Any kinks/fetishes/turn-ons? Anything they won’t do?

- Who initiated the relationship? Who kissed who first?  When did they realize they were in love?

- Any special memories? Do they have a special place they like to go to?

- Are they party-goers? What are they like when they’re drunk? Does it happen often?

- Do they let each other get away with things that would normally bother them?

- Do they talk often? What about?

- Are the comfortable with each other? Anything they have to have their privacy for?

- Any special dreams or goals they have as a couple? Any heartbreaks? Regrets?

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I need some Uncle!Itachi feels! Something (headcanons or a scenario or whatever you'd like) in a non-mass AU with Itachi and Sarada interacting? :3

(Cute adopted uncle!itachi and Sarada headcanons to balance out the sadness)

* Itachi would spoil her rotten every time he got the chance with what ever she wanted.* He would sneak her candy before dinner.* He would tell embarrassing story’s about Sasuke* He would also love giving her private lessons from a legendary ninja.* If Sarada has a serious thing she needs to talk about she will talk to Itachi about it* She makes him teach her how to cook too* She always takes his side and vice versa when sasuke says they can’t do something fun* He’s 100% the cool uncle that she has no problem being in public with* Sasuke does his best so Itachi and Naruto are never together with Sarada because she will definitely get what she wants * Thought her dangerous justus at a young age * When she was little he would take her to the park and he would watch her from the bench with all the other moms and they all know who he is, the legendary Itachi Uchiha leader of the Uchiha clan, so it’s intimidating but he fits right in to their gossip/your child is adorable but mine is better circle* Shows her pictures of sasuke as lessons on fashion donts.

(I’m so sorry, this is a no uchiha massacre au but I made an au that when Sarada was 4 or 5 Sasuke Sakura and Naruto where defending the village and Sakura and Sasuke where killed, Naruto then left the village and became a roaming ninja like jiraiya , Itachi is a legendary anbu and takes in Sarada. Again I’m sorry I’m so so sorry) [this is basically instant sad for a good 6 paragraphs]

It was midnight and a storm was raging above konoha, Itachi was protecting the village from debris while other ninja where evacuating the city. He stopped to look at the second Sanin fighting only a mile away, he could see Kuruma with Sasuke’s Susanoo armor and Sakuras Hundred Healings Mark. No one could help them they would just get in the way not even him or their sensei Kakashi could lend a hand.

Suddenly a blinding flash of light illuminated the sky and parted the clouds, the light lasted minutes when it faded a massive crater was all that was left, whoever they where fighting was gone as well. “Sasuke!” Itachi made his way as fast as he could towards the hole, he noticed Kakashi, still in his Hokage garb running close behind him. When they arrived there wasn’t much to see, save nine small glowing tails covering something in the distance. Naruto had been saved by karuma but just barely he looked like he should be dead. Beside him where his two teammates, they weren’t breathing. Itachi collapsed to his knees utilizing his little healing jutsu training as best he could. Naruto was being stabilized by karuma, Kakashi out his hand on it’s his shoulder. “He’s gone Itachi.” Itachi slapped his hand away he didn’t say anything and continued to cry trying to heal his little brother. Soon other medics arrive and take way Naruto, Kakashi is pulled away from the scene. Sakura and Sasuke died holding each other’s hand protecting the village and their families.

(God I’m so sorry I got really dark I’m so sorry, this is less but still dark I’m sorry)

Only two hours later the quickly did Sasuke’s funeral ceremony sealing away his eyes and making sure he was safe from grave robbers. Because of Itachis, Kakashi’s and Naruto’s insistence they burry him next to Sakura on the uchiha cemetery.

4 hours later the citizens where returning to their homes and Itachi forced himself to do something he very much didn’t want to, during the battle Hinata had looked after Sarada and her own children. Itachi knocked on the Uzumaki house hold.“Just a moment!” Hinata said softly through the door. She opened it expecting to see Naruto or Sakura. Itachi informed Hinata of the situation and how Naruto was recovering. “I’m terribly sorry… and Sarada… she’s sitting on the couch I believe. If you need anything you are always welcome to come to us.”

“Thank you Hinata.” He bowed slightly.The conversation was awkward and forced, the head of the Uchiha and he head of the Hyuga normally didn’t do favors for each other but this would be the exception. Itachi slowly made his way into their home dreading having to explain everything again and to his niece no less. She was sitting on one end of the couch looking over a sleeping Himawari, Boruto was on the other side doing the same.

1 hour later Itachi and Sarada hadn’t spoken much, Itachi didn’t know what to say and Sarada just assumed they where waiting for her parents. She was sitting in his kitchen while he made something to eat still avoiding the inevitable. “Where’s mama and papa?” She said out of the blue, this made Itachi drop his ladle.

“They… are… far away, you will be staying with me instead, ok?” He was happy with how well he concealed his pain in his voice but he wouldn’t be able to say that too her face.

“Oh… when are they coming back?” Itachi realized he didn’t have a choice but to explain more and turned around.“Well Sarada, they won’t be coming back, their gone.” He definitely looked sad but tried to sound ok. After a long pause he said. “But don’t worry, you still have me ok?” She seemed to ponder that for a while.“Ok uncle Itachi. Can I help you cook?” He smiled she didn’t understand yet but it’s probably better that way. He nodded and picked her up. “So what should we put in next? How about apples” he did his best to match her high spirits.“Apples don’t go in ramen !” She started giggling.

After cooking and eating dinner Itachi put her in one of the guest rooms, he had Shisui get all of her clothes and her bed and move it in. He was jokingly grumpy about it but knew it wasn’t the time or place to complain. Itachi sat next to her bed for maybe an hour as she asked him and shisui questions about being a ninja. When he thought she was asleep he turned off the light and quietly walked out of the room.“I love you uncle Itachi.” She said half asleep. “Good night Sarada, sleep well.” He whispered, she was already asleep.btw I kind of want to write more about this would you be interested in that?

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768!

Thank you, thank you, thank you! To thank you all for supporting this slug, she very much appreciates it greatly. So I guess a giveaway is in order!

Rules are pretty standard, reblog to enter but only once please since you’ll only have your name put in once into the drawing. I will also accept messages or ask as a form of entry, just say you would like to enter and I will get your name down.

Prizes!

They’ll all be drawings and you’ll receive them via mail, and yes I will ship overseas as long as shipping is at most $50 per winner. If you do win and cannot receive the prize, we will work out something or I’ll offer a different prize.

Drawings will be anything you would like as long as they are safe for work.

Prizes will be:

* 1 poster sized (18.5″x 26″) drawing with color and up to two characters 

* 2 Standard sized (11″ x 8.5″) drawings with color and up to two characters

* 2 Standard sized (11″ x 8.5″) drawings with ink and up to two characters

* 2 Standard sized (11″ x 8.5″) drawings with pencil and up to two characters

Again thank you very much for following this slug, she appreciates it.

I forgot! It will end on March 19 and winners will be announced on Mon. March 20! Good luck!

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its Sakura! im not sure why i made this.

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Hinata and Naruto trying their best to explain where babies come from to their children. Headcanon

Naruto:

If at all possible he would try to avoid the question and try to get Hinata to answer it for him.

he didn’t get the talk himself just learned from the stolen porn, so naturally it wouldn’t be a very informative talk.

f that didn’t work he’d be really bad at it or inappropriate. “Well… usually a man and a woman (blah blah blah, not using talk you should with a child) but it doesn’t have to be in a bed ya know.”

Hinata:

She would be prepared as heck.

She owns every parenting book available in Konoha.

She has everything planned out but she still does have to gather up the confidence to initiate the conversation.

Unfortunately that would cause her to be a little late and be caught off guard when one of her kids asks her what sex is.

After the initial shock shed explain it in a very understandable way, but she would pause from time to time being embarrassed herself.

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Can I have Kakashi and a drunk s/o walking home from a bar at night? But the s/o tries to strip off her clothing because she thinks it's too hot.

(i did my best! thank you for the request. A LITTLE NSFW) 

Kakashi had been a ninja all his life and wasn’t much into celebrating, [name] was however. As of today they were the manager of their law firm, a pretty big promotion according to her, Kakashi didn’t really know much about civilian life but he was proud of her. After agreeing to go to a bar to get a drink with her he found that his sweet, mild mannered girlfriend could really drink quite a lot.

“Don’t you think you should slow down a bit [name]…?” Kakashi looked down at the woman who was taking another shot. “Wha? Im fine… dont be a party pooper Kakashi!” she slurred poking his chest. After another 4-5 shots she was plastered and the bar was closing. Kakashi put his arms on her shoulders leading her out of the building “H-hey…i’m not…” she trailed off giving up. she clung to him and tried to kiss him on the cheek, Kakashi bent down and let her, he wasn’t complaining.

[name] was getting antsy, ‘it has to be like 1000 billion degrees out here!’ she thought. As Kakashi led her home, he failed to realize she had taken her skirt off and left it somewhere, he turned around when she started moving her arm trying to take off her shirt. “hey , hey! What are you doing! Where is your skirt?” he said pulling her shirt back down and araping his vest around her waist. “It was too warm…” she slurred looking around “And anyone would be lucky to see~…” [Name] went back to taking her shirt off. On one hand, Kakashi was glad it was late, on the other if someone walked by… it wouldnt look good for him especially with his perverted reputation everyone would think he finally gave into temptation. After trying to keep her remaining clothes on and walking home at the same time he, a top ranking ninja who has one of the most decorated records in the leafs history, was having a unexpected amount of trouble.

By the time they got to Kakashi’s home, that was closer, the sun was coming up and [name] was down to her undergarments and Kakashi’s vest, He made sure to pick up her shoes but there was still a trail of clothing left along the path for some confused villager to find.[Name] was passed out on his bed under the covers, while he was trying to think of a way to explain her state when she woke up.

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Can I have Kakashi and a drunk s/o walking home from a bar at night? But the s/o tries to strip off her clothing because she thinks it's too hot.

(i did my best! thank you for the request. A LITTLE NSFW) 

Kakashi had been a ninja all his life and wasn’t much into celebrating, [name] was however. As of today they were the manager of their law firm, a pretty big promotion according to her, Kakashi didn’t really know much about civilian life but he was proud of her. After agreeing to go to a bar to get a drink with her he found that his sweet, mild mannered girlfriend could really drink quite a lot.

“Don’t you think you should slow down a bit [name]…?” Kakashi looked down at the woman who was taking another shot. “Wha? Im fine… dont be a party pooper Kakashi!” she slurred poking his chest. After another 4-5 shots she was plastered and the bar was closing. Kakashi put his arms on her shoulders leading her out of the building “H-hey…i’m not…” she trailed off giving up. she clung to him and tried to kiss him on the cheek, Kakashi bent down and let her, he wasn’t complaining.

[name] was getting antsy, ‘it has to be like 1000 billion degrees out here!’ she thought. As Kakashi led her home, he failed to realize she had taken her skirt off and left it somewhere, he turned around when she started moving her arm trying to take off her shirt. “hey , hey! What are you doing! Where is your skirt?” he said pulling her shirt back down and araping his vest around her waist. “It was too warm…” she slurred looking around “And anyone would be lucky to see~…” [Name] went back to taking her shirt off. On one hand, Kakashi was glad it was late, on the other if someone walked by… it wouldnt look good for him especially with his perverted reputation everyone would think he finally gave into temptation. After trying to keep her remaining clothes on and walking home at the same time he, a top ranking ninja who has one of the most decorated records in the leafs history, was having a unexpected amount of trouble.

By the time they got to Kakashi’s home, that was closer, the sun was coming up and [name] was down to her undergarments and Kakashi’s vest, He made sure to pick up her shoes but there was still a trail of clothing left along the path for some confused villager to find.[Name] was passed out on his bed under the covers, while he was trying to think of a way to explain her state when she woke up.

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Kakashi and Naruto preparing/going on a first date with their Significant Other? Headcanon

Headcanon

Kakashi:

* He spends a fair bit of time on trying to find an outfit that’s nice but also casual but he only has like 3 pairs of pants to choose from anyway.

* he wouldn’t really be nervous because he would have 300 compliments ready to go at any time and god damn is he suave

* he has perfected the art of mild physical contact down to the ‘accidentally’ brushing his hand his s/o’s just when it would make them blush the most .

Naruto:

* he does not prepare.

* he just comes in what he was already wearing, he would make sure he doesn’t smell but that’s about it

*he knows he’s got this.

* he arrives and he does not got this.

*hes flustered and and is saying all the things most people avoid saying.

* He’s not great at flirting on purpose but he makes them feel good about themselves by talking to them.

*he would offer to walk you home, he’s pretty conservative after only a date so he’d probably only go as far as to kiss them.

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Hi again!

Sorry this isn’t a headcanon or scenario but I don’t have anything in my inbox! If you would be so kind to just put something, anything Naruto related that you want me to write about it would be appreciated! Thank you.

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Hi again!

Sorry this isn't a headcanon or scenario but I don't have anything in my inbox! If you would be so kind to just put something, anything Naruto related that you want me to write about it would be appreciated! Thank you.

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Your headcanon about Naruto and Kakashi's reaction when Sasuke and Sakura returned to konoha with sarada. 😊😊😊

(I’m assuming they weren’t informed via letters)

Kakashi:

* Kakashi would get it once he saw them standing next to each other with a baby, pretty obvious for most people.

* He would be pretty blunt about it too, “so you guys finally did it?”

* Sakura would ask him to hold her and he would be totally stiff, he has no idea how to care for babies and was worried he would make her cry.

* she would grab at his mask for sure.

Naruto:

* at fist he would be like “where did you get that baby sakura?” And just focus on how happy he is that team 7 has been reunited, they where gone for like… 9 months…

* He would try and hug sakura but either she would punch him or Sasuke would stop him so he doesn’t hurt the baby. He’s probably crying, he loves his team mates so much and now they have a baby.

* Once he figured it out he would totally want to hold her, Sasuke would be against this but sakura has more voting power.

* When they let him hold her he would just look at her sleep in his arms, “she’s so small…”

* once he got the chance he would “introduce” her to Boruto, he would be the most exited person in the experience.

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Rin and kakashi reaction when the other one is confessing feelings for each other if Rin didn't die? Headcanon

(In this they are 14 to 16 doesn’t really mater. and I’m assuming this is what you meant)

Rin:

* she would be blushing a lot but she wouldn’t notice.* She would totally forget to say yes and just stare for a second before vigorously nodding and saying yes. * she would tell all her friends right after that. * what ever she was currently wearing would be her lucky outfit.* She would take it so much more seriously than kakashi, sure he would dress up nicer but she would spend hours getting ready and scrapping outfit ideas. Regardless of what she wears kakashi thinks she’s beautiful.

Kakashi:

* at first he wouldn’t know what was going on because he probably wasn’t paying attention when she started talking.* He would also be super surprised that Rin liked him as anything more than an acquaintance after what happened to obito.* He would initially reject accidentally rudely “im busy” “That’s a bad idea” or just a quick “no” he thinks he will just hurt her, but after seeing her blushing, bright face turn to a sadder gloomy, Im-about-to-cry-in-the-middle-of-the-street and-everyone-here-knows-it’s-your-fault face he would change his answer.