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what if the dr coomer we all know is a clone of the original *clips back out of reality*

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silly @lightningmonsterbarney fanart cause i love that guy :’]

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ptbpbphphbbptbpppp

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Well, Benrey’s got some explaining to do.

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Yes, yes you are.

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🤲🏽 please your favorite hl and/or vrai headcanons

HSSHEJEJJD i don't have like, a ton of HCs or really very unique ones but here you go!!!

gordon's selectively mute (this is basically the free space on your hl headcanons bingo card)

barney suffered a leg injury at the beginning of blue shift and has a limp

in that same vein, barney harbors a fear of elevators, especially if they begin to rattle or lurch or anything similarly reminiscent of the crash in black mesa (though he'll try his damnedest to make it look like he's okay)

hl1 took place in the 70s. no i will not elaborate ❤️

if you're holding a chumtoad and it teleports, you teleport with it

gordon is autistic

alyx has adhd

non-hl headcanons under the cut :]

fm

UNDERBITE 🥰

personally i have it so mind lost his eye during the HECU ambush, but i also like the idea that he was simply born without it

jo/hn wi/ck making him realize he's not straight is something i saw today and i think it ROCKS

has adhd

he's 6'5" and you will never be able to change my mind ever /lh

vrai

benry does the forehead shadow thing on purpose, to the same effect as wearing sunglasses or holding your hand above your eyes to block out the sun. he's sensitive to light

gordos and joshua both have adhd

forzen's real name is forza horizon four

benry's last name is lover

if benry gets too emotional, which like basically never happens, he'll spit out soundless red-orange sweet voice (based on what happens if you spin your mouse too crazy w the wowozela in gmod)

and that's about it!!! HSWHWHSHSHD thank u for asking :]

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Looks like someone has a case of frog on he’s head...

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I hear yall talking about a cowboy/farm au

Source

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back when i was helping out with setting up my local rodeo i met this really sweet guy that participatated in both the lasso and whipcracking competition who, during off time kept on attempting to impress his girlfriend and i can’t stop thinking about barney doing something similar with gordon

Sorry its low effort but I needed to make this fast

He didn't completely think that through... 

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Quality is kinda bad bcoz it’s dark but umm hehe (the brother feetman is asking in the last panel is Felix freeman)

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a comic drawn traditionally on paper with pencil and a red pen. It depicts Gordon freeman from half life vr ai, Gordon freeman from freeman’s mind, and Felix freeman from felix’s mind.

In the First panel Gordon feetman, who is a taller, broad shouldered man with curly hair, glasses, and a goatee, wearing a shirt that reads ‘dad bod’ asks Gordon freemind “what are your pronouns” to which freemind, who is depicted as a shorter man with a mullet, a ponytail, glasses, a goatee, red streaks in his hair, and an eyepatch, replies “my what?”

In The second panel feetman says “indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity” wnd freemind replies “don’t swear at me”

In the fourth panel feetman asks “can I refer to you as they/them?” And freemind says “but my name is Gordon”

In the fourth panel Gordon feetman is now speaking to Felix freeman, who is identical to freemind except he doesn’t have an eyepatch and his hair is shorter snd parted in the middle. Feetman asks “what are your brothers pronouns” and Felix replies “ oh we use he/him but he’s fine with anything”

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(First time making an id lmk if I need to change anything)

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Summary: They liked to say they had a competition going. See who could grow their hair out the longest before upper management got on their back. Considering the other stuff the two got away with, it wasn’t the craziest thing they’d done.

Word count: 11,358

Chapters: 1/1 (Complete)

Ships: Freehoun, background Dr. Cross/Dr. Green

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So how about that barney hivemind?

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something i noticed while watching hl:a

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Him and he baby 

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barney lipsync and expression animation tests (the last one is the only one i bothered to polish up lol)

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that epic gamer moment when the only way you can express your constantly mounting emotions at the state of the world and whats been done to you and everything you’ve lost is through violence and causing harm and you realize you might be starting to go a little too far

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request: “Barney being shorter than absolutely everyone in the resistance but it’s ok bc he can bench press them all. Can carry both of his dumbass friends out of the fire, one over each shoulder. Will yeet you up an unclimable wall without a moment’s hesitation. Picks people up when he hugs them.”

have a short king!!!