#trans Barney Calhoun

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again

not ants

[nerdylittleguy]

trans masc barney and trans femme gordon do you see the vision

alyx is a communist (I started playing hl2 today)

[pridebicons]

trans bi barney pride icon

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[just-a-space-nugget]

Anti-Citizen One | Chapter 19: Swarm

Chapter Summary: What they don’t know won’t kill them.

This chapter is gonna be a long one so buckle up!

Reblogs help!

[blushft]

it's okay arlen, he can't really speak. he chose the name BARNEY.

[freehounisreal]

im begging on my knees for hl artists to draw ftm barney... that would actually make me sosososo happy because everybody always makes gordon trans (which is so true and amazing btw i agree 500%) if they make a trans hl character.. but imagine ftm barney. fuck it Bro imagine ftm Eli and Kleiner!! how about they're just all trans? (except for you breen fuck you) yeah ok that sounds right they're all trans and nobody can stop me

[crow-of-ohio]

MY LADY MY GAL! I'm holding her in my hands,,, 🩷🩷🩷🩷

estrogen can save anyone, even barney

[infectioustomfoolery]

HALF LIFE HEADCANONS

(feat my man kade)

For all intents and purposes, this is for fun and any time period mishaps should be ignored. Part two eventually.

Gordon Freeman

- 5’10”, green eyes and slutty little waist, he/him, autistic, dumb little ponytail.

- So white. So very very white.

- Makes absolutely no facial expressions ever.

- Talks exclusively through sign language, but even then sparingly.

- Got a major staring problem.

- Probably trans idfk.

- He’s definitely gay or aroace.

- He has no idea he’s autistic, gay, or in love with Barney.

- He has PTSD and because of that he’s a prick to the Vortigaunts.

- Hopelessly addicted to morphine

- Anger issues but no one can tell

- Everyone in Black Mesa wants to fuck him silly.

- Derealization issues

- Really does NOT fw Alyx

- Regularly keeps up with Aperture Science

- Chell’s brother

- “I’m not gay, Barney.”

- He is. He so is.

- Definitely thinks Barney is a sexy beast in the combine uniform

- Plays DND and likes Star Trek

Barney Calhoun

- 5’6”, he/him, spectral heterochromia

- Gay and knows it

- Probably trans too fuck if I know

- Fluffy hair, permanent 5 o’clock shadow. He’s so goddamn hairy.

- If he doesn’t pluck his eyebrows, he’ll grow a unibrow

- Dadbod

- Alcoholic

- Literally never shuts up

- Every single guard in Half Life 1 is Barney. They��re all Barney. Always have been.

- The Blue Shift Barney is “our” Barney, though. I like to think he retained all the other Barney’s memories.

- Frat boy in college. He told them he liked football and now he has to pretend

- Poses infront of the mirror everytime he has a uniform on

- Understands Gordon Freeman perfectly literally no matter what

- He got a fucked up leg from the elevator crash.

- Cries over Gordon at least once a day

- Really hates all the Half Life 1 scientists. They’re douches.

- Gun enthusiast

- Likes conspiracy theories

- Lauren doesn’t exist, she never existed. He’s just a fat liar.

- Listens to Mitski

- Beefs with Adrian because Adrian thinks its funny but really does not care

- Southern as Hell

Adrian Shephard

1.) She’s a FEMALE

2.) She’s not a BOY

3.) and most importantly, She’s a GIRL!

- 6’5”, blue eyes, she/him (she has a preference for she but Does Not Care.)

- Butch lesbian

- Was in the military with Soldier from TF2. She played along with his antics and sort of “trained” under him.

- white, but very tan

- She gets hurt a lot

- Laughs obnoxiously loud

- Wears boxers

- Blonde, either a crewcut or mullet situation

- Probably has an eyebrow slit, but in a scar way not in a gay way

- Speaking of which she is COVERED in scars and bullet wounds

- Also freckles why not

- Very high pain/spice tolerance

- Fucking LOVES nascar (poor and stupid)

- Was able to make it into the military because when she was filling out the papers she wrote "yes" next to sex and the government just thought he was a normal amount of US Marine stupid

- Colette and Gina saw her from across the bar, and they really dig her vibe

- Her mask makes her sound really grovely and awesome (see: https://youtu.be/Fr8Jxm65EC8?si=5WvOpXfQerjM7G79 )

- She beefs with Barney

- Gets a kick out of annoying Gordon Freeman to death

- Probably makes thirst traps on TikTok

- Has really good abs

- Scout’s older sister

- So she’s from Boston

[thinking-outside-the-giftbox18]

Did NOT expect to make this for Pride Month but hey! I made these Chibi Pride Catbois featuring GeeBees (Gordon x Benry x Barney)

Gordon - Tanktop (Achillean Flag, masc loving masc), Socks (FTM Trans Flag)

Cat Design based on a Cashmere/Longhair Bengal

Benry - Binder top (Demisexual Flag), Socks (Genderfluid Flag)

Cat Design based on Tuxedo

Barney - Tanktop (Demisexual(see Benry)-Gay Flags in one), Socks (Cisgender Flag)

Cat Design based on Tuxedo

And since this is the start of the gayest month, I'll also add the GAYEST Half-Life Freemanverse-Calhounverse AU I know:

GORGEOUS FREEMAN AND BEAUTY CALHOUN ^^

They were fun to draw but I didn't watch Gorgeous Freeman. I had headcanons based on assumptions, these two beautiful yet insane people are the way they are thanks to CrystalQueer Water, Beauty's pronouns are "she/he", is Japanese-American, and both Gorgeous and Beauty dyed their hair pink to help Beauty out of his depression (because they can be sappy while also sassy assholes). Beauty's design was inspired by @newtafterdark's Beauty Calhoun design. Also, I did something stupid and now I made an alternate character who is technically from the Gorgeous Freeman AU^^;

One more piece of art that is suggestive with some artistic nudity, so under the "Keep Reading" here's a cake that some idiot ruined and took the strawberry.

There's more on the way because I want to make this blog alive after long inactivity ^^;;;

So, Have A Nice Day!!! ^^

-Giftbox/Prince

Here's the idiot!

[beeriowedya]

Kris/Tommy

He it she ☣︎ ftm trans teen⚣

autistic - Half Life, HLVRAI spinterest,,,extremely EXTREEMLLEYYY gay homo for Barney Calhoun heart emoji. PLEASEEEE tag me in barney or benrey fanart if u wanna i love it

thats it k baiiiiii :3

[pealooza]

*makes your favs fat and women*

[origamiyoda]

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[nerdylittleguy]

Ermm so I wasn't joking when I said ftm Barney and mtf Gordon, they have plagued my mind since and uhhh have another collage!! (And click for higher quality I think,,,)

Details and ideas below the cut !! :D

(for context I haven't finished hl2 yet so I am making lore up as I go!!)

I've put little notes on the collage, but essentially my idea for transmasc Barney is that he transitioned prior to Black Mesa, but during Combine rule had to rely on Combine HRT (or smth to that effect), until the vort figured out they can also make HRT. Or smth.

Bc "Gordon" isn't especially a feminine name, I decided G. would go by just "Gee" (yes, I did consider calling her "Gordon Freewoman" but thought it was silly). Note on the collage summarised that she was unaware/ in denial of being trans, and only transitioned after the defeat of the Combine, in her early 30s.

Was my G headcannon partially based on Gordon's haircut in hl2? Give her her long hair back,,,

Anyways I have not thought this through at all I was simply possessed by gay autism and if it's stupid I'll amend it, I think I've already made some changes since making this drawing yesterday. I think. Maybe I will abandon this headcannon next week, or write a several thousand word fanfic about it. You never know.

[skyburger]

callie cuttlefish splatoon has online friends that shes known for years and they dont know that shes callie from the squid sisters thats just oomf to them. and also she goes by "cal" online not because her name is "callie" but because she was obsessed with barney calhoun when she was twelve years old and picked it as a username and it stuck. (half-life would be reinvented by squids dw.) also maybe callie is not her birth name 🏳️‍⚧️ but she got so attached to her online nickname she was like alright sure ill be callie irl. actually also i think both the squid sisters are trans and picked their own names and it did not occur to them for YEARS that their names sound like "calamari" when put together that was just luck. u know the line when you re-do the callie & dj boss fight in splat2 marie says like "ohhh i just realized mine and callies names... actually ykw now is not the time" that was the first time she realized this. callie once sent marie anon hate over something really stupid and marie disnt pay it mind she doesnt even remembwr it but callie realized or figured out at some point that it was marie she sent it to and she already regretting sending dumb anon hate to anyone but shes mortified about that and if she had to pick one singular secret of hers like her deepest darkest secret it would be that. its going to haunt her forever. also marie posts really Really REALLY long write-ups on r/hobbydrama for fun

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Fuck it, you guys are getting my Half Life pride headcanons

Gordon Freeman: Demiromanic and ace, He/him

Barney Calhoun: Bisexual but can't ever get in a proper relationship, he/him

Dr. Kleiner: Unlabeled. I have no idea what he is, he feels like cis and trans, and gay and straight at the same time. He/him I guess

Adrian Shepherd: Straight, ace. He/it

Gina Cross: Lesbian, she/her

Colette Green: Same as Gina. Neither of them feel like they like men to me

Eli Vance: Cishet, He/him

Alyx Vance: Cupio and pan, she/they

Gman: Gman (any pronouns)

[blushft]

Barney shaped object

barney shaped but this time he has a cock