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Mondays at work be like

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Ok but geralt insisting on holding jaskiers hand (for SAFETY REASONS) every time it gets dark.

Let me rephrase that. When it gets mildly dim.

Sun behind a cloud? (At noon) gotta hold hands

Walking down a torch lit hallway? They're too far apart, gotta hold hands

Suns setting? Gotta hold hands

Stepping away from the roaring fireplace to grab another ale? Gotta hold hands

It's because jaskier doesn't have geralts witcher eyes. Geralt needs to lead his human around. For the bards safety. Obviously.

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That looks like a trauma garlic to me....

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I scrolled by so fast. I eill not choose, and neither wins. They are all friends, so there!

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

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A light snack

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They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

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why is young Silco from Arcane exactly how I imagine Severus Snape

It’s uncanny really

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@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @catscraftsandcommentary @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

Is this what they mean by Found Divorce?

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this... simple feeling.

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I think about this every time I write.

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“And remember: the sky is the limit! You can be anything you want to be!”

“Thank you. I want to be a secretary.”

That stopped them short. “What?”

“A secretary,” she repeated.

“But…” they trailed off, dumbfounded. “Why? You could be a CEO, a scientist, a law–”

“I don’t want to be a CEO,” she said. “I want to be a secretary.”

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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

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can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

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