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"I maybe just overdosed on pseudoephedrin arg arg arg"

-my lab safety teacher @S

[lab-professor]

"I was living with 5 russian guys for a year and after that i had to get a new liver"

-my 20 y/o teacher @B

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"I just touched ammoniumchlorid and then, right after that, touched my lip. You can tell im done, cant you" -my chemistry professor @j

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"@J knows 1000 ways how to throw up, just ask her if u need to"

-my lab safety teacher @S

[lab-professor]

"Sometimes i fear my niece died in her sleep, so i poke her 'till she wakes up

If she wakes up"

-my lab safety teacher @S

[lab-professor]

"Should i tell you my biggest secret?

Im afraid of people in man-strings"

-my chemistry professor J

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"I am not the queen, but i am, too, not very amused"

-my chemistry professor J

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"l sometimes feel like a goblin, waking up and walking out if his cave"

-my chemisty professor J

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What a gorgeous soul @thispostissponsoredbyL

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Day 28: @J is still onto ignoring the problem. She allowed me to make weekly updates on the iod.

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@J: *puts hydrogen peroxide on her hand to demonstrate how it bleaches her skin*

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Just a quick reminder that @J is a natural sweetheart and i addore her with every single one of my eyelashes

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"This is my emergency-chalk, dont you dare tell anyone where i hid it"

-my chemistry professor J, hiding chalk in sink before class

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Random old lady on the street: " uh oh all those glas bottles you're throwing away...you really drink a lot, dont you? Your poor liver!"

J: nonono you dont understand, im a witch, and not an alcoholic, and these bottles don't carry alcohol, these are toxins, boo!

-My chemistry professor J

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Update: week 4, and @J. still is figuiring out what to do w/ the chemicals. She's emotionally too attached to it to throw it out by now.

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Updated: J teached us how to make crack

And i wish i was joking

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"Back in the golden age i would be burned as a witch"

My chemistry professor J on her knowledge how to turn water blue