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SAME. i resisted for so long then was like, "this can't be THAT bad" and then next thing you know i'm reading all the chapters in one night and my emotions are just ????????? tl;dr i feel your pain a little too close ಥ_ಥ

RIGHT?! And there are fucking death flags up fucking every where and idek what to do with myself lik ERWIN STOP THERE’S PROBABLY JUST PORN IN THAT BASEMENT YOU DON’T HAVE TO RIDE ONE-ARMED INTO TITAN TERRITORY TO SEE GRISHA’S KINKY PORN TRUST ME LEVI BREAK HIS LEGS 

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fucking    h e l l

I have, despite my better judgement, read and watched Shingeki no Kyojin and it’s the Starks all over again, everybody I love dies wtf

Which is why I can’t even think of Rakuzan bj scenarios, bc I’m sad as wet socks gdi

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this blog is now in my top ten visited sites. i am not even remotely surprised.

The thirst is real for all of us, Anon-kun

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omg i love this blog so much you're the best

One of the best parts of having this sort of blog is seeing that it makes people happy. Thank you, anon-kun! I’ll work hard to keep bringing you all smut joy!

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I mustache you a question: would you be my new mustache? --- Izuki's new pick-up line

I-Izuki-kun…

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Do you do crossovers, or AUs? Like Alpha/Beta Dynamics AU?

Yes! I have no problems writing AUs and/or crossovers. I will only not write it if I’m not familiar with the work requested.

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Mod Lia is a lawyer of my heart

ANON-KUN!!  Right in the kokoro!! I’LL BE YOUR LAWYER IN THE COURTROOM OF KNB SMUT!!

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You're an amazing writer, I freakin love ya XD

Aww, anon, you flatter me!

No, seriously, you do. I’m just someone with too much free time on my hands, trying to contribute to the fandom in the only way I know how to, which is by being perverted trash writer.

Keep the smut comin’, kids.

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Can I request something weird? A Threesome with Murasakibara and Makoto, please

Thanksfor your ask, anon, and welcome to “skipping straight to the smutwithout any context whatsoever because I can’t for the life of mefigure out how this would play out”!

The strength from Hanamiya’s thrust forced you forward towardsMurasakibara’s cock, his member hitting the back of your throat,choking you, and your eyes widened as Murasakibara moaned at thesensation. A rough yank to your hips brought you backwards, and yougasped for air. “Oops.” Hanamiya chuckled, one hand slipping toyour front in order to tease you, “Didn’t mean to almost kill you,__, my bad.”.

You would have rolled your eyes if it weren’t for Murasakibarasuddenly leaning towards you, one large hand tilting your chin up asthe other angled his erection towards your mouth. “__-chin, payattention to me” The Yosen player grumbled, his usuallydisinterested gaze now sharp and heavy with lust. Almostinstinctively, your tongue darted out to lick the bit of precumgathered on his cock, and Murasakibara released a shuddering breath.

“Rest’s over, __.” Hanamiya announced loudly, picking up a savagepace all of a sudden, unable to hide the annoyance from his tone ashe watched you and Murasakibara interact. Gasping, you tried to keepyour balance on your hands and knees, but Hanamiya’s pacing wasmaking it difficult for you to hold still. Then, the purple-hairedman’s knees pressed on your shoulders, his ankles twisted around yourwrists almost painfully, stopping you from lurching too much. Hepushed your hair away from your face with one hand as the otherguided his erection back into your mouth.

“I won’t let __-chin get distracted.”.

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GOM + Kagami + Imayoshi being reluctant to let their S/O out of their sight when they got back together after she initiated a break in their relationship? Thanks! 💕💕💕

This…didn’tturn NSFW at all???? Is that okay??? *throws fluff at all of you*

Kuroko:You stared, dumbfounded, asKuroko entered your classroom behind the teacher, quickly taking theempty seat behind you. “Tetsuya, what are you doing here?” Youhissed, even as your fingers entwined with his outstretched ones.“It’s all right, __-kun, the teacher won’t notice me here.” Hewhispered, gently gesturing you to look forward, “And since wespent all that time apart, I really wanted to spend today near you.Don’t worry, I won’t distract you from class.” Kuroko addedlightly, but you could hear the mix of care and lonesomeness in histone, and it made your heart ache. “Okay…Wait, what about yourteacher?”. “Oh, not to worry.” Kuroko shrugged good-naturally,“He’s so embarrassed that he always fails to notice me that he hastaken to assuming I’m always there.”.

Kise:“No, __cchi is not allowed toget up!” Kise said, throwing his heavier body over you when youmade to get up from his bed. “Ryouta!” You groaned, trying towiggle away from underneath him, but the blonde was quick to tanglehis limbs with yours, locking you in place. “__cchi doesn’t needspace anymore, right?” Kise chuckled, not even breaking a sweat asyou gasped for breath. “No, but I do need to pee!” Youcomplained. Kise shrugged, showering quick kisses upon your face.“Only if I get to come, too.”. “Ew! Gross, Ryouta!”.

Midorima:“Oh, no,Shintarou! What should we do? Should we call it quits for today?”You asked, dismayed, picking up Midorima’s broken glasses from thesidewalk. Blind as a bat without them, Midorima knew there was no wayhe would be able to see anything during your date, and after all thetime it took you to sort all your feelings, too. Raising his fingersto the bridge of his nose out of habit, he shrugged. “Oha Asapredicted today would be an awful day to step outside. I was alreadyexpecting turns for the worse.” You blinked, shocked that he wouldgo against his horoscope. “But-” You began, but Midorima pullingyou close to his body silenced any protests. “It’s fine. I’ll justhave to lean on you all the time.” He said, blushing.

Aomine:You were just headed for thegym to watch Aomine’s practice when a sudden tug to your arm sent youcrashing into said boy’s chest. “Daiki!” You gasped, totallyconfused as Aomine unceremoniously threw you over his shoulder andbolted upstairs towards the roof, “Daiki! What the hell!”. “Bequiet, will you? Satsuki will hear you and come after us!” Hehuffed, kicking the door to the roof open before placing you down.“She will come anyways, this isn’t exactly a groundbreaking hidingspot for you.” You replied, fixing your clothes. Aomine shrugged,pulling you into a hug. “I’ll just tell her to get lost.” Hesighed into your hair, “I just want to spend time all alone withyou today.”.

Murasakibara:Your right index lightly traced the rim of your cup of coffee as youwatched Murasakibara clumsily try to eat his food with only one hand,the other tightly clasped on your left one. “Atsushi, isn’t ithard, eating like that?” You asked, trying to hide your amusementas you gently tried to tug your hand away. “No!” Murasakibarapouted, his larger hand swallowing yours as his hold tightened,“__-chin doesn’t know how awful it was being away from you!”. Youchuckled, affectionately rolling your eyes at him. “It’s all right,Atsushi…Didn’t I say I would like to give it another shot, if youstill wanted to?”.

Akashi:The redhead analyzed the shogiboard calmly, his fingers drumming lightly across your ribs as younestled comfortably over Akashi’s lap. Despite his calm demeanor andclaims that he already knew you would go back to him, his clingybehavior revealed just how much Akashi had missed you. Thinking aboutit did soften your boredom enough to put up with what could barelycount as cuddling in your opinion, but you couldn’t help but nuzzlethe smooth skin of Akashi’s neck playfully, your lashes and warmbreath tickling his skin. “Settle down, __, I need to contemplatemy next move.” Akashi said, even as an adoring smile formed uponhis lips.

Kagami:“But, Taiga, you can waithere. You know my parents don’t mind.” You say, adjusting you dog’scollar. It was just a quick walk, and you were well-aware that Kagamiwasn’t too fond of your pooch. Still, he stubbornly shook his head.“No. I want to go with yo-AH!” He yelped, jumping back when yourdog playfully barked at him, tail wagging. Holding back yourlaughter, you shook your head, “Why? I’ll be back in less thanfifteen minutes.”. Kagami blushed furiously, carefully sidesteppingyour dog to stand next to you, “Even that’s too long.” Hegrumbled, rubbing the back of his neck and avoiding your eyes, “Ireally missed you, I don’t wanna miss even one minut-AH! Don’t leanon my leg like that, dog!”.

Imayoshi:“I can’t believe you’reactually tagging along for this.” You said, unable to entirelycover up the mix of wonder and dryness in your tone. Imayoshi’s grinwidened slightly while he contemplated the shoes laid out before you,“What is it, __? Considering asking for breaks more often to makeme act more caring?”. “Well…” You raised an eyebrow, notmoving your stare from your kneeling boyfriend’s form, “I must sayI didn’t expect you to come shoe shopping with me.”. He chuckled,choosing a pair. “You shouldn’t.” Imayoshi replied, but hisenigmatic grin was soon replaced by an earnest expression, “But Ireally did miss you terribly. I’ll even put with this. And…” Headded, grink slipping back into place, “…You can reward me later,right?”.

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There’s a Rakuzan bj scenario in my ask and I’M BEING TAKEN OVER WITH “LOWER YOUR HEAD/ON YOUR KNEES/STAY IN THAT POSE OF ADMIRATION” PUNS SOMEBODY HELP

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Jealous/ Possessive GOM + Kagami + Imayoshi? I'm so glad there's a new KNB scenario blog! Best of luck! 😄💞💞💞

Thank you, dear! Sorry for taking forever to get to your ask!Kuroko:He knewit was childish to be jealous of you and Kagami, and Kuroko reallywas making an effort not to make a big deal out of it, except thefeeling was manifesting in a very interesting form of passiveaggressiveness. Thus, you were left with no option but to bite yourhand in an attempt to stifle your moans as his cock slid in and outof you, wondering what had come over Kuroko to make him actso…forward.In the locker room, no less. “Tetsuya…Someone might walk in!”,you whispered urgently, even as your hands slipped behind him forleverage. “I don’t care.” He groaned, “Right now, I reallydon’t care.”.

Kise: Theoccasions where Kise really got serious around you were so few andfar between one might have excused you for glossing over them. Thetruth was, however, that the blonde’s true colours left a lastingimpression, which was why you were not surprised when, after anunpleasant encounter with Haizaki, Kise roughly pulled you to thefloor with him even as the slam of the front door echoed through theempty house. “Ryouta!” You gasped as Kise, your knees draped overhis shoulders, leaned in to bruise your lips with his, his erectiongrinding against you. “__cchi, let me have my way.”.

Midorima:He always insisted you ride anycrowded trains with your back to the wall as his tall form shieldedfrom the other passengers. Although the main reason for that was toavoid you being harassed, Midorima was well aware that part of it wassheer possessiveness. His dark expression, reflected on the glasspanels of the door, glared at the young man who kept trying to stealglances at your face, which was now currently burrowed on Midorima’shard chest to hide your embarrassment as his fingers deftly andsneakily caressed the junction of your legs.

Aomine:“Oi, that’s enough.” Aominegrowled, pulling on your wrist so that you came crashing into hischest, tearing you away from the dancing boys on the television.“Hey!” You complained, but your frown quickly turned intosurprise and then pleasure as Aomine hungrily kissed you, pullingyour lower lip between his teeth as his large hands went up to teaseyour nipples. “Pay attention to me, idiot.” He stated calmly,driving a knee between your legs and watching as you squirmed fromthe friction. “I’m much better than those dancing idiots.”.

Murasakibara:“A-Atsushi!” You gasped,coming up from air and using the back of your hand to wipe down yourchin. Murasakibara eyed your motions with uncharacteristic attentionand, upon deigning you had long enough to rest, his long fingerstangled on your hair, pulling you towards his erection. “__-chincan’t stop yet.” He said, his cock twitching expectantly as youlicked your lips, “__-chin barely paid attention to me during thatstupid study date, you only had eyes for Muro-chin.”. You resistedhis motions then, glaring at your boyfriend. “Because he wastutoring us, Atsushi!”. “I don’t care.” Murasakibara repliedlazily, letting his hand fall to your cheek and running his thumbover your swollen lips, “Now it’s my turn and you have to payattention to me.”.

Akashi:You would bite your tongue offbefore admitting out loud that you did it on purpose, to gaugeAkashi’s reaction, especially because you didn’t want to admit howstupid it had been of you notto anticipate this exact thing would happen. Now you found yourselfbent over his desk, the soft fabric of Akashi’s tie holding yourwrists behind you, as the emperor took his sweet time removing yourclothes, making sure his hands stayed firmly against your skin as hepushed the fabric down. “Now, __, I cannot say that was very wiseof you.” Akashi commented casually, leaning over you as one of hishands grabbed the back of your neck as the other caressed the curveof your ass. “What else besides this could possibly come from thatdisplay?” He wondered, voice composed even as his hand came down toslap the spot Akashi had just caressed.

Kagami:Kagami’s hand held your head inplace as he kissed you deeply, while the other left an almostbruising trail on the inside of your splayed thighs. You were sittingon Kagami’s lap, his erection pressed against your back, and thetension between your legs begged for direct attention. “Taiga,please!” You whimpered, but only received a small but firm tug toyour hair. “You’re gonna wait for it this time.” Kagami growledagainst your lips, his fingers caressing the softer skin of yourpelvis before slipping one teasing finger beneath your underwear,“Since it was okay to leave me waiting because you ran late talkingto your friend over the phone.”.

Imayoshi:Imayoshi had done somethingthat annoyed you, and in turn you had wanted to wipe that smug smirkoff his face. You knew that for sure. To achieve that, you may or mayhave not engaged in playful banter with someone you both knew had acrush on you. That you wouldn’t necessarily own up to, but it wasalso true. Therefore, your wish had been granted and you should bedamn happy. At least, that’s what you kept telling yourself even as astring of curses and pleas threatened to spill from your lips assudden emptiness, instead of an orgasm, came over you. Imayoshi,still not smiling, pressed the tip of his cock teasingly against you,holding your hips with a little more strength than usual when youattempted to guide him back inside. “Now, now…You need to tell mewhat you want, __.” Imayoshi said casually, pinning you down withhis body, “Be careful what you wish for, though.” He added, histrademark smile slowly revealing itself again.

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This isn't knb related but I saw on your blog you're a lawyer so I was wondering if you had any tips for someone studying for the LSAT? Or any recommended study aids?

I am! However, I’m from Brazil, so I didn’t have to take LSATs. Here, after we graduate high school, we take admission tests similar to the SATs (called Vestibular) to the universities of our choice straight to our ‘end game major’, if you will. As in, we don’t major in something before going to Law School, we go straight to it.

I really wish I could help you, though! Are any of the readers in a similar situation? If any of you are able to share any tips, I’ll be sure to post it here for Future Lawyer Anon!

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Hello! Lia senpai~ Could you do GOM+Kagami+hanamiya's first time with there inexperienced boyfriend? Thank you~

Surecan!

Kuroko: Hereleased a quiet sigh, trying to calm down his own antecipation whilecaressing your inner tighs. “__-kun, may I go on?” Kuroko askedsoftly, aware of your nervousness. “Y-yeah…” You answered, tornbetween looking at Kuroko’s erection or avoiding eye contact with itentirely. Smiling, Kuroko leaned over to place a slow kiss upon yourlips and you couldn’t help but moan upon feeling the way his hardnessfelt pressed against your own. “Relax, __-kun…I promise to makeyou feel good.”.

Kise: Itwasn’t that you didn’t know what you were supposed to do on yourfirst time, but Kise’s eagerness was making your insides coil withtension. “Go ahead, __cchi, I’m totally used to it!” Kisedeclared happily, wiggling his butt before your erection.“Goddamnit, Ryouta!” You groaned as you stilled his hips,blushing a deep scarlet at his poor attempt at seduction. “What?I’m just breaking the ice!” The blonde laughed before his gazeturned dark and he began grinding backwards onto your cock. “Don’tworry, __cchi, I’m sure you’ll fuck me just fine”.

Midorima: Ashis slick fingers pumped in and out of you easily, your grip onMidorima’s shoulders tightened as you tried to gather enough of yourcomposure to kiss him wetly. “Shintarou…!” You moaned, feelinghis fingers slowly curl inside of you. Midorima watched you closelyas he unfurled and removed them from you, lightly blushing as youmade a noise of complaint at the sudden emptiness. “Idiot! I can’tpossibly go ahead with my fingers in, can I?” Midorima said, theunderlying desire evident behind his harsh words. “Is it okay to gofurther?” He asked, resting his forehead on his shoulders so youcouldn’t see his blush.

Aomine: Ashe laid back relaxedly on the pillows, Aomine ran his large handsover your lower abdomen, feeling the tense muscles there. The more hemassaged you, ocassionaly letting his touch run over the sensitiveskin of your crotch, the more you calmed down. “You gotta relax,__…” He said with a rare hint of sweetness to his deep voice,“You’re gonna be in control of this, I promise not to move…”Aomine smiled wolfishly up at you, his cock twitching beneath you,“…this time, of course.”.

Murasakibara: “A-Aah!”You gasped, grabbing fistfuls of the messy bedsheets. Murasakibara’stongue circled your entrance again and, this time, you tried towiggle away in embarassment even as your skin covered in goosebumpsfrom the pleasurable sensation. Murasakibara raised his headquestioningly, hands resting on your hips. “__-chin, do you want meto stop? Is this not good?”. You paused, chewing your bottom lip,“It’s good, Atsushi…I’m just embarassed, that’s all…”.Murasakibara blinked, “__-chin doesn’t need to feel embarassed. Iwant to hear __-chin noises as I taste him!”.

Akashi: Akashimoved slowly, sliding in and out of you easily due to the lube. Youmoaned, the discomfort now almost forgotten, as you felt his strongchest run against your back with each thrust. “Is it good, __?”He asked, smiling against your neck. “Y-yeah…” You gasped inreply as he entered you again. “But, Seijuurou…” You gasped,and Akashi immediatly stilled, “Can’t we change positions? I reallywant to be looking at you when I come…”. Akashi smiled, kissingyou as he lifted himself up to allow you to turn over. “Of course,__, anything you desire.”.

Kagami: Bothof you lay very still as soon as the tip of Kagami’s erection brushedagainst your entrance. So still, in fact, that you raised an eyebrowat Kagami. “Y'know, Taiga, you can go on…”. “S-Shut up! Iknow that!” Kagami retorted as his entire face, neck and chestflushed. Breathing in shakily, he locked eyes with you. “If it’stoo much, make sure to tell me.” He said before sealing his lipsover yours, slowly easing himself into you as you moaned into eachother’s mouths.

Hanamiya: Hehissed through gritted teeth as your walls clenched around him,ceasing all movements as he tried to gather his self-control.“Makoto? Are you okay?” You asked inbetween gasps as sweatgathered on your brow. Hanamiya breathed in deeply, eyes closed.“Fuck, __…” He growled, and you felt him twitch inside of you,“Do you have any idea how hard it is to hold back from fuckingyou?”. Blushing, you frowned at your boyfriend. “Make sure not toruin this, then, so we can move on to it quickly!”.

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Seven minutes in heaven with gom + kagami + imayoshi?

Kuroko:For outsiders, it seemed likenothing was going on, so quiet it was. Inside, however, Kuroko’shands roamed your torso, pausing only to pinch your nipples now andthen. His lips were locked on yours, swallowing every sound you letescape and, despite the darkness, you could feel a small, smug smirktugging at the corners of his mouth.

Kise:His hand slammed against thedoor hard, rattling it, and you hissed his name in annoyance aslaughter erupted from outside. “I’m sorry, __-cchi!” Kise whined,holding your hand in place when he felt your grip on his erectionloosen, “It just felt really good and I couldn’t control myreaction! Please, please,don’t stop!”. You rolled your eyes, but kept pumping his member asKise tried his best to be quiet.

Midorima:You hadn’t really expected much(or anything) to happen when you two were left alone, but somethingseemed…off. Although his face was stubbornly set on a scowl,Midorima was standing much too close. “What is it, Shintarou?”You asked just as something hard poked you. Figures: Mr. Properreally did have a kink for risky sex. Raising an eyebrow playfully,you stared at the now flustered boy. “Well, we have all that time,don’t we? I just don’t want it to go to waste!”.

Aomine:There were many reasons you andAomine were together, and one of them was that you were as shy aboutsex as he was, which was not at all. So even when the door crackedominously behind your back, you just tightened your legs aroundAomine’s waist and laughed wickedly, feeling his smirk against yourneck as he pounded into you. Who cared if the damn door broke? Youknew it wouldn’t stop him from seeing things through.

Murasakibara:He had crumpled to the groundas soon as the doors were closed, grumbling all the way about howuncomfortable it was in there, paying no mind to how his positionleft you without any choice but to stand, feet on either side of hiships. You sighed, leaning forward to rest against the wall, anddidn’t even notice how quiet Murasakibara had grown. At least untilyou felt his tongue dart out to lap at your crotch.

Akashi:Rakuzan’s captain had your backpulled firmly against his chest as he tucked your hair behind aflushed ear. “Now, I want you to be very quiet…” Akashiwhispered, his hands traveling to your thighs, “…Do that and I’llmake sure to reward you later…” Deft fingers were sneaking insideyour underwear, and you had to bite your lip not to moan, “…Inprivate.”

Kagami:Your hands slipped insideKagami’s pants, and you squeezed the tight muscles of his butt,giggling at the surprised sound he made. “W-what are you doing?!”Kagami gasped, torn between putting some space between you two andstaying exactly where you are. “Kagami-kun, it’s seven minutes inHeaven!”you whined playfully, rubbing against his erection. “It’s supposedto be good, right?” You added, before pulling him in for anotherkiss.

Imayoshi:The hand you held over yourmouth was clammy with sweat and your knees felt weak. Imayoshi hadone of your legs draped over his shoulder as his tongue worked atyour sex, smiling smugly as he kept track of the telltale signs ofyour orgasm and…Stopping right before you could come. “Shoichi!”You whispered despairingly, but Imayoshi only chuckled as he wipedhis lips. “__, you should straighten yourself up. Fifteen secondsbefore time’s up.”.

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So I’m writing this ‘seven minutes in Heaven with GOM’ scenario and I can’t for the life of me figure out Aomine’s bc I’m pretty sure he’d fuck his partner so hard that the door would break down and the game would be over and I don’t know, this doesn’t feel like an acceptable scenario

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She lives

Hi, guys! Mod Lia here.

So, I'm pretty sure a lot of people are/were wondering what happened to me, the Very Much Incredible Vanishing Mod. A lot of things, actually:

1- I'm not sure if I ever mentioned this, but I'm a lawyer. I'm not sure if I mentioned this either, but I hate it. So, the law firm I worked at lost some big clients, therefore a lot of people got laid off, including yours truly. That in itself didn't really shake me, but it all happened during a very delicate moment where I was seriously considering directing my professional life towards something more related to my personality.

2- At the same time, my grandmother's mental health took a severe turn for the worst and I'm VERY close to her. It's gotten so bad that, most of the time, Granny Chiyo can't even remember the name of the city she lives in. So, as you can imagine, this also rattled me.

3- Last, but not least, a very, very dear friend of mine was a victim of sexual violence. I won't go in details about it, but what happened to her really dampened any leftover will I had to dedicate myself to this blog.

Well, as time passed and I came to terms with these things, it really dawned on me that I should come here and explain to all of you what happened. During this time, a lot of people began to follow Kuroko no NSFW and some of you even sent me messages asking what was going on, if I was all right, and I felt so, so sorry for giving no explanation at all to all of you who read what I wrote and sent me prompts, expecting an answer and not getting it.

So, here it is, guys. I'm now in a good place again and, if you guys will still have me read me, I'd gladly give my best to make all your smutty dreams come true.

Love, I'M YOUR FAN,

Lia