krokiwizard

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minor?

A desperate kingdom attempts to summon a hero, but their limited magical resources only allow them to summon a “miner” a man named Steve carrying only a wooden pickaxe. But when he starts punching trees , everyone wonder what miner he is.

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“please pleass please” they say; “let me get what i want”; what do they want? more sauce? less eyes? they know they will get eaten alive and watch it all from the inside of the beast, administering that cruel fate. “have we been made to live on this earth, to swing on a short rope, to just suffer? and look up at the sky, or in that case the dirty ceiling, and pray for something?” was my existence just for the short lived entertainment? is there something after? only my plastic eyes will remain and watch the ongoing life, that i could never be part of.

McDonalds light fixture

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TEA WITH MILK OVER TEA WITHOUT MILK

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i am at this place (supposedly called university) and there is this person (supposedly called a professor) telling me stories about the myth of information law (supposedly a real discipline) and i (supposedly myself) don’t know how to tell them i am not interested (supposedly it will hurt her feelings)

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Daily timetable for a clock wizard:

9:30 alarm for 9:30 goes off

9:35 alarm for 9:35 goes off

9:40 alarm for 9:40 goes off

9:55 alarm for 9:55 goes off

10:05 alarm for 10:05 goes off

10:30 wake up with a terrible headache

10:35 alarm for 10:35 goes off; stop alarm

10:40 turn of the remaining alarms

10:45 to 01:30 whatever

01:31 wake 31 alarms for the next day

01:56 name all of the alarms using Pinterest inspo

02:35 go to bed and dream restless dreams

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dream night

please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

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nameless narrator in white nights be like

you gotta give your fursona batshit god powers just in case the sky opens up and you become them irl

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pay attention! a twink hierarchy system is forming; new identities will be created

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I was expecting to find way more than that !! Where is my entertainment? Why is there nothing to giggle over? What am I supposed to do in class???

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still way better than getting you bricked up 😵‍💫👎💔 I can ONLY wonder how that would end

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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blushing 😊

Been thinking a lot about wizards lately.

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mine is 0 (zero) (null) (kein) (😢)

thsi is literally fucking killing me

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a cruel fate to be crushed under 20 mattress

Even though he was basically the size of a pea he still deserved cruel treatment

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my person is cutting a cucumber with his hands in 30 places rn 🙌 I am winning at life! (then they are going to put it in cheese)

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it would be sooooo cool to be able to turn the gay on and off just you know to get the full experience

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

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Heey omg lov your blog when is the face reveal comingggyggggggghy TwT

my head is full of cigarettes

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hey hirl

I mean they

hay girlbogfagcig 👋