krokiwizard

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nameless narrator in white nights be like

you gotta give your fursona batshit god powers just in case the sky opens up and you become them irl

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pay attention! a twink hierarchy system is forming; new identities will be created

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I was expecting to find way more than that !! Where is my entertainment? Why is there nothing to giggle over? What am I supposed to do in class???

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still way better than getting you bricked up 😵‍💫👎💔 I can ONLY wonder how that would end

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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blushing 😊

Been thinking a lot about wizards lately.

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mine is 0 (zero) (null) (kein) (😢)

thsi is literally fucking killing me

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a cruel fate to be crushed under 20 mattress

Even though he was basically the size of a pea he still deserved cruel treatment

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my person is cutting a cucumber with his hands in 30 places rn 🙌 I am winning at life! (then they are going to put it in cheese)

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it would be sooooo cool to be able to turn the gay on and off just you know to get the full experience

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

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Heey omg lov your blog when is the face reveal comingggyggggggghy TwT

my head is full of cigarettes

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hey hirl

I mean they

hay girlbogfagcig 👋

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My cat (human partner) didn't wake me for uni. Should I still give them treats? Should they be tasty treats?

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aita for putting mozart cutout on my friends door

I didn't know he was fighting with a mozart obsession all in secret! Now, after I put them little mozarts on his door, he has been watching them obsessively and giggling to himself. At least a couple times a day, I can hear him playing a lacrimosa trap remix to himself (and that is when i am around, idk what happens if i am not; is it better is it worse?) ! What happens next? I can't believe he is lusting after a dead fuckboy when there are so many of them alive!

Should I support him or try to get help?

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buy a squeaky air mattress for the weekends so you can go on little squeaky night trips

20 and sleeping on a twin bed will anyone save me

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water for rice and maionese for rice and rice for rice

wow! that was a fun accidental 2 hour session of video's game. now to go to the kitchen to check on my pet Pot Of Boiling Water...

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atheists, if a christian (✝️) cat (🐈) were drowning, would you save it?

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@callousnessworld

you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that