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officially announcing my retirement from simblr and telling everyone im entering my ridgeport era
#so long#idk i dont think ill come back#but thats what everyone says when they leave simblr and then come back like a month later#so who knows really#anyways#bye
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Mirai no Mirai (2018)
#I lvoe this movie so much oh my god#you learn a lot watching it idk#I think you should watch mirai especially of you’re like an only child
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Don’t drink blue paint water even if it looks like delicious Gatorade, I am now turning into a cyborg lizard
I have a jar of blue paint water and it looks like blue Gatorade…. 3 notes and I’ll take a sip
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I have a jar of blue paint water and it looks like blue Gatorade…. 3 notes and I’ll take a sip
#if I get none I’m going to try it anyways no stopping me in all honestly#it’s like the floor orange all over again
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WHOEVER IS ON THIS WEBSITE NOT SHAVING YOUR BALLS JUST SHAVE THEM ALREADY THE ADS ARE GETTING TOO PERSISTENT
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friends buying you tickets to a cat sanctuary because your dad is evil and won’t get you a cat is truly amazing
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Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!
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My dad said no because he hates me
Congrats on maybe getting kitty!
WHY TY ANON! I will update you gusy when my father gets home because he is the true decider😩
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Our little stupid conversation means more to me than you think
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Congrats on maybe getting kitty!
WHY TY ANON! I will update you gusy when my father gets home because he is the true decider😩
#idk why my mom is the true bread winner of our household#if anything it should be up to her#but I guess masculinity wins again!#also MY MOM LVOES CATS#she had a cat and her parents just gave it away because it was always having babies#instead of like#neutering it?#and then they got another cat that was mean to her and didn’t like her#so I like to think ym mom is taking a chance with#me
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You guys must now all look at the cats that I’m falling in love with on pet finder
MY MOM SAID SHE WILL THINK ABOUT GETING ME A CAT IM- AAAAAAA
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Would u still date me if my name was table of contents Be honest
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I actually want to cry
MY MOM SAID SHE WILL THINK ABOUT GETING ME A CAT IM- AAAAAAA
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She said I’ll have to convince my dad,..but if I can get through to him we’ll go to the shelter and look at some. :)))
MY MOM SAID SHE WILL THINK ABOUT GETING ME A CAT IM- AAAAAAA
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MY MOM SAID SHE WILL THINK ABOUT GETING ME A CAT IM- AAAAAAA
#I JUST HAVE TO SHOW I WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT FINACCIALLY#SO I’m gonna apply for a new JOB AAAA#HEHEHEHHE
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Reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a heart shaped cookie
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