#neutering it?

[astrangeavenue]

put they ass in the Cone

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[cryptidclownz]

narinder has never had so much self control

oh nvm

[mudwerks]

Madlad Cat

he seems pleased with himself

[owob]

posting the sfw version of this i guess

[oodlesodoodles]

[bunniehrtz]

somebody sedate me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ieatkeyboard]

All day. All night. No lube. No protection. Standing up. Sitting down. Laying down. On the bed. On the wall (bedroom). On the kitchen counter. Against the fridge. On the bathroom counter. In the shower. On the floor. On the wall (hallway). In a car. In a truck. Bent over a motorcycle. In the library. In the garden. On the washing machine. On the dryer. Over my desk. Over his desk. On the-

[ahotknife]

hollywood needs to quit making men wax/shave their chest hair for movies. what are we doing to our beautiful queens

[khayr]

old man cheeks...

[nana-au]

thinking about nanami bullying your pussy gaaaaahHHHHHHHHHHh

i'ma freak i'm a freak halp me help hjpkmpe

holding your hands behind your back and pounding into you rough and fast because you told him he's too gentle during sex and he just wants to please you. he only wants to please u so if u like it rough he'll give it to u rough GAAAAAHJJJJJLKJLKJ

[zooophagous]

He calls this one "Blue Steel."

[shiftythrifting]

The tag says "the annoying thing" and I started hearing the ring ding ding in my head when I spotted it.

they stole his dick

[l3irdl3rain]

Cat update for the cat’s left behind at my sister’s new house. I got some more info. One was left behind by the upstairs tenant when she moved out. He was on my sister’s porch this morning crying to be let in. I went over to try to find him today but he didn’t show his face for me. I left a carrier for my sister so if that happens again she can see if she can grab him and put him in the carrier. Otherwise I’m going by again this weekend to see if I can find him.

The super pregnant mama I saw over the weekend has unfortunately given birth. I regret not just grabbing her then but my sister was still moving her stuff in and I didn’t want to risk making her neighbors hate her by taking someone’s cat before they’d even brought all the boxes inside. I think I know where the kittens are but I can’t possibly get to them so I can’t take Mama for now without making them starve to death. My sister did talk to the neighbors though and Mama was left behind 5 years ago when someone moved. So no need to worry about enraging her neighbors when I eventually take Mama.

Also before you say “an outdoor cat is a free cat” I get it. I really do. But in this scenario my sister would be facing the repercussions and not me. I figured I’d give her a day or two to unpack before I started asking to come over and take cats. Unfortunately that was all it took for Mama to pop out babies

[etraytin]

Hey everybody, meet Domino!

She’s a two-time teen mom down on her luck, but she’s left her bad home situation behind, gotten vaxxed, spayed and treated for fleas, and now she is ours!

The first time I saw her, I thought from her size she was probably six months old, but that’s what happens when dumbass humans let their four month old kittens get pregnant, and then don’t fix her afterward so their eight month old kitten gets pregnant again! Poor Domino’s body has spent most of her life growing other kittens instead of herself. She’s skinny as a rail and about 2/3 the size of Callisto in all dimensions, but she is sweet and brave and we all fell in love with her instantly. (Except Callisto, who is getting a supervised introduction, but we are pretty confident that these two yearling girlies will become friends and playmates.)

As for Callisto, she is very unsure about this new development, but she does like the “getting wrapped in a blanket” portion of scent introductions.

[salemoleander]

I am growing increasingly tired of the way certain sections of the MCYT fandom treats QPRs and non-romantic relationships as if they're inherently within Creator Boundaries. This is both ignorant of what QPRs are, and willfully avoids considering boundaries as anything beyond a useful checklist to bludgeon other fans with.

QPRs can look like friendships, friends with benefits, kink relationships, life partners, and a million other things. They can appear identical to romantic relationships from the outside. They can include sex. It's frustrating seeing QPRs morphed into Schrodinger's Platonic Relationship in fandom, where people write what is functionally just traditional romantic ship fic but still get to yell at other people for Breaking Creator Boundaries.

It feels like the assumption is "Romance might upset creators, but as long as it's platonic it's fine." As if a QPR fic where characters spend the whole time cuddling, or even a fic where they're assigned as family and are written to have a non-existent sibling relationship, wouldn't also be deeply weird & off-putting to creators. (I know many people don't approach creating fan content with creators in mind, but for those who evidently do it seems deeply odd to pretend that romance is taboo but cuddling/whump/etc are inherently unobjectionable.)

A fic where someone gets Overcome By Instincts and kidnaps another character to (platonically!!1!1!) force them to cuddle is way weirder than just having them kiss. Which is fine! It's fine to be weird! The problem is assuming that an ABO fic w/ the serial numbers filed off is inherently More Pure and palatable to creators just because it uses an & instead of a /, and in incorrectly redefining an entire complex relationship category to 'sexless off-brand romance that won't get me cancelled on Twitter'.