kishinofmadness

[kishinofmadness]

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Be searching for pics of Asura...

When suddenly...

You bitches.

[kishinofmadness]

"I feel like the sensible answer is probably no. Which means I'm probably going to say yes. For the Hell of it. Hehe."

  "Don’t deny you did not enjoy the experience…You relished it. my boy…perhaps I shall take you out for a little spin again for old times sake, eh?"

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"...Just gonna go ahead and say, that sounds a little gay." 

"Really gay, actually." 

I know you intimately, Asura. Have been inside you and oh…such a feeling it was! I just know you enjoyed it too, Kishin…eh?”

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"You can... smell me? That's kind of creepy, not gonna lie."

"Is that my perfect vessel I can smell…heheh?"

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"Kinda sucks. I wouldn't recommend it. Burns when you pee. Or you know, anytime."

"I vonder vhat it vould feel like to be possessed by Satan."

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Oh hell no. Not

Without

My 

Baby

all the flavors of booty

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[I'll be there ten minutes ago.]

[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?

[Text to: Asura] Nah, you just picked up the girl who had extra baggage

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[The one with the fluffy penguins on it?]

[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?

[Text to: Asura] Nah, you just picked up the girl who had extra baggage

[kishinofmadness]

best asura

[kishinofmadness]

Did you get indigestion from eating your weapon?

"Did I get indigestion from eating a sharp, pointy metal person/thing meant to kill people? Yeah. You could call it that." 

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[Can we pretend we're chicks, and crash together with ice cream and rom-coms while I give you the sordid details, or are we not at that level in our relationship yet?]

[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?

[Text to: Asura] Nah, you just picked up the girl who had extra baggage

[kishinofmadness]

[Whew. Glad we're on the same page with that. Also.]

[I'm not saying the baggage had a nice ass]

[But the baggage had a nice ass.]

[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?

[Text to: Asura] Nah, you just picked up the girl who had extra baggage

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Giggles and pokes out his tongue. Overall power level maybe? I dunno. Still nowhere near a match for you or Boss, I'm sure, but I'm getting there, little by little."

"You get a stronger heat lamp or something? Move up to big lizards pellets?" 

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My anaconda don't want none, Medusa.

OMFG YES

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"There's always something to complain about, isn't there? But maybe just... not at the moment." He grinned, leaning forward to nuzzle her cute little button nose gently.

  Maka chuckled lightly, leaning forward to kiss his cheek. “No, you’re definitely not in a skin bag, of course if you were I’d save you. I didn’t know you had other things to complain about?”

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"Pff. You've just been away too long. I haven't grown a bit. ... Oh, unless you mean the height. Justin had a growth spurt. So I compensated."

He was about to call bullshit, before the explanation. "Yes I mean the height. What did you think I was talking about, your freakin' finger nails?"