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Went to a bakery and they had a you donut

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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FruitCake-berus of Deceit (Shadow Milk + Black Sapphire + Candy Apple + Cerberus fusion)

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This is something Shadow Milk Cookie would do to his kids.

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Vampires to me idc

this is more cartoony than my usual style but I wanted to mess with shapes

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nothing is more frustrating than when I’m leading a serious discussion about the importance of learning how to properly research folklore & cultural stories from reliable sources and someone pipes in like “why does it matter if it’s all made up anyway?”

yeah dude vampires are made up and the whole “vampires couldn’t see their reflections in antique mirrors because of the silver backing” is made up so you can combine those however you want for fun.

but you can’t say “the Victorians believed vampires couldn’t see themselves in mirrors because of the silver backing, which is why Dracula has no reflection,”

because the author of Dracula was a real man who never said that and the Victorians were real people of a real era and you can’t just make up things about real people because it’s important historically for us to understand what people believed about the world and why.

Making up facts about vampires is folklore & literature. Claiming random people in the past believed that, with no evidence, is just lying.

Am I making sense??

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Thinking about how every major city (except fort worth) in Texas is blue, votes democrat in every election, is majority liberal/left-leaning. It's driving me insane okay. The majority of Texans live in or around the major cities. Land does not vote.

75% of Texans live in BLUE!!!

This makes me want to put a toaster in the bath tub okay bye!!!

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we gotta get these kids off fortnite and get them to play something really meaningful that'll stick with em for the rest of their lives. like final fantasy 9. or twilight princess. or luigi's mansion perhaps

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Out of Touch

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i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.

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Finding out the fae are parasitic fungi, huh.

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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Really cool day at the rainforest cafe