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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
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Self-ship with scaramouche, redrawn of csm chapter 161.
Hehe, i drew the first page after the 2nd and 3rd ^u^
I really like doing redraws, its fun.
Au where my oc is looking for kunikushi because of what he did to the raiden gokaden, without realising that kunikuzushi = scaramouche
#scaramouche#genshin impact#wanderer#genshin#genshin wanderer#genshin fanart#fanart#he’s fine he’s a puppet it works in genshin lol#i love redraws#chainsaw man#self ship#dottore#the balladeer#fatui harbingers#scaramouche is still a fatui harbinger here but my dumb oc doesnt know that either#also look at 2 dottores lol#I didnt know who else to put so i ended up with 2#it would have been 3 if i wanted to be serious but dottore is hard to draw lol#i might remove ‘hey jin’ for the final version tbh
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who can relate
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Made myself a cutie little box cutter <3
Lil pretti magical girl core I love it so much hehe
#knife#box cutter#penknife#boxcutter#cutie#cute#kawaiicore#kawaii#idk what to tag bro#idfk i just wanted to show yall what i did#blinged up this cute cutter
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the puppet
Does anyone ever wonder that Scaramouche, a boy created for the sole purpose of holding the heart of a God, keeping that piece of divinity safe and protected, housing the power of Celestia itself and taking the toll that comes with it; and how it got ripped away after he'd worked so hard to chase after it, waited years just for the chance of being able to have it again, taken from him by another God just like how his own creator had. The first time, it was because he wasn't worthy enough. Perhaps too weak, too human, too unlike his mother. And maybe the second time shouldn't be so similar, he'd changed so much after all, sacrificed and went through it all, surely he'd be able to keep it now?
When he falls after being defeated by the traveler and the dendro Archon, he doesn't feel the need to get up. He'd tried to find something else, explore the mortal world and find answers that might've been found outside of his world, try to fit in. But it didn't end well, it never does. He's not one of them after all; wrapped in royal robes and flawless physicality, he was never supposed to be human. He could be compared to one of a God, body wise anyway. An old him would insist that he was truly a God in the making, power and ability equal to those of the divine, an even older him would've said that he didn't want anything to do with Godhood at all. But whatever perspective one might take, they cannot deny the fact that he is not human enough to live as they do, but not accepted as God for he does not have the traits that fit those in the sky. He does not fit anywhere. Nowhere. He is not them and he will never be. The world has hammered that into his porcelain skull far enough. So he turns to the one this he does do good at, something he was made for.
So now, empty and heaving, what is the boy to do when everything consistently calls him not enough. Not strong enough to hold the gnosis, not human enough to truly live their lives, not powerful enough to save who he cares for, not good enough to be useful in any capacity.
So then what's the point? Why was he even made if he cannot even do the simple task that his creator set for him to accomplish? Why didn't his mother simply get rid of him when he no longer served his purpose?
Why is he alive?
Scaramouche is a boy made to be, not to live. So when he's not even able to do that, then what was this even all for?
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No fucking way Shouki no Kami white day official artwork from cognosphere?!?!
#totally real#not fake#im definitely not coping guys this is real#crying#no wanderer no scara no shouki no kami#we're in the end times now#everlasting lord of arcane wisdom#everlasting lord of arcane wisdom save me#cant have shit in sumeru fr#first no gnosis now no white day art?#what's next no wanderer story quest?!#APOLLO PUT THE DODGEBALL DOWN#genshin#genshin scara#genshin impact#wanderer#genshin wanderer#meme#shouki no kami#im mentally unwell
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6'8" woman with big glasses im sitting next to on the couch watching two cartoon women appear on screen: i think they should fuck epic schnarsty style
me (trying not to go unconscious by death gripping my nintendo 3DS XL so hard the screen starts flickering): how much do yuo think you coulgd kiss me. with tognue.
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Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
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there’s nothing wrong with a bit of workplace gossip, right?
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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"
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Happy valentine's day everyone~
#shouki no kami#rip he's gonna get his ass blasted by Neo Akasha Terminal v2.0#wanderer#genshin impact#genshin#genshin fanart#genshin wanderer#fanart
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Giant robot love (人 •͈▽•͈)
I saw a post of a gundam on twitter and instantly fell in love ( ꈍᴗꈍ) I couldn't help it...
#genshin impact#wanderer#genshin#genshin fanart#genshin wanderer#fanart#shouki no kami#gundam#crackship#scaramouche#shouki no kami the prodigal#aerial#XVX-016 Gundam Aerial#S011-0093#everlasting lord of arcane wisdom#robot marriage yippie
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