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i am peter he is me. we both have neck and back pain (from carrying our family’s)

I have a normal amount of feelings about him

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Not to be a bitch or anything but I feel like the marauders fandom is losing their flavor and sense of whimsy

Like maybe it's bc it was a new sparkling thing for me to enjoy but I feel like before I had stumbled into a room with everyone sitting in a circle with their monster high dolls out and like sharing clothes and they were like "hey have you seen these two guys in the Harry Potter movies? Yeah well they kiss now wanna play with us?" And then I went and sat down with them and it was all gravy and there were so many new characters to relate to and put in different scenarios and it was so fun bc like everyone was just like little bottom dwelling queers with raccoons as their role models like "actually so I think Sirius is genderfluid what do we think?" And the crowd went wild

and now its like all white characters with no flavor and people are like "guys James Potter is a swiftie" and "Taylor Swift wrote all the young dudes" and "Sirius black is manly and I hate the way you twinked him it's so unrealistic" and "Jily is the only acceptable ship bc jegulus nor regulily wouldn't have happened" and it's just like when the annoying kid in your class goes "no I'm tired of you guys they're my friend now" and then sits next to you and pretends to be asking you genuine questions all while glancing over at their friends and its like we spent all this time playing with our monster high dolls and diy-ing their outfits and made our doll houses out of shoeboxes and these guys come in here and start stomping on all our toys and bringing in their two story barbie house

Basically it used to feel like playing with monster high dolls with all my cool monster high doll friends and now I feel like everyone is playing with Barbies and I miss our MOTHER FREAKING CARDBOARD DOLL HOUSE

Anyways going to get back to writing rosekiller smut

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Regulus: I’ll kill you

James: You want to fuck me sooo bad

Regulus:*pulls out a knife*

James:

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people portray lily evans too seriously.. like this is the girl that threw herself off of swings, called james a ‘toerag’, had snark and a temper that arguably rivals harry’s and she married james fucking potter. she willingly attached herself to the marauders for life.. she has to be a tiny bit insane i think.

petition for people to start writing lily a little silly.. a little deranged.. a little freakish, i might say.

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sheriff: How many scars do you have stiles? stiles: I'm not sure, I've never really kept track derek: Thirty two sheriff: stiles:

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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my love for these movies has reawakened with reckless abandon

narnia as text posts (part ???)

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Caspian: Peter, I have something to tell you but I’m very nervous

Peter: just rip the bandage

Caspian: I’m in love with your sister

Peter: put it back on

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peter: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.

susan: a ray of hope for edmund.

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narnia movies + text posts (bonus edition)

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I spent way too long on this

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Caspian: Ten years ago, I married my best friend.

Caspian: Peter is still mad about it, but Edmund and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

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My first ever meme! 😃

Inspired by a discussion with @eds-gryff where we both agreed that there are scenes where Caspian looks at Peter the same as he does Susan and I instantly had a light-bulb moment about this meme.

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narnia as text posts 20

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Edmund: I have come up with a three-step plan to get Caspian to marry you.

Peter: Okay, I’m listening.

Edmund: Step one, get him to play truth or dare.

Peter: Oh no, stop.

Edmund: Step two, wait until he picks dare.

Peter: Edmund, no.

Edmund: Step three, dare him to marry you.

Lucy, shouting from another room: It could work!

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My Narnia Text Posts

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Narnia text posts 3/one gazillion