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Oughghh....... save me weird bird lady...... save me.... need a hug or I'll die.... oughhhhhhhhh..

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HI, GANG! Guess who just landed a job as an ice guy at a party in the clouds??? THIS GUY DID!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁🧊🧊😎😎🧙‍♂️

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Yo ik

Don't EVER get on my nerves again PAL.

I HAVE THE POWER TO DRAW YOU AS A FURRY AND I WILL IF YOU KEEP GETINN ON MY NERVES

Consider this a FUCKING warning.

You'd draw me if I got on your nerves? That's nice 😁😁😁

Maybe I'll get on your nerves on purpose for the free fanart! Hehehehe!!! Joking. Joking. We have fun here. 😂😂

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Hey, gang. Been getting a weird sense of deja vu lately. Isn't that weird? You guys ever get deja vu like that? Meh.

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Ice King, SIMON.

It's ON SIGHT.

You can't back out now mofo, we fightin 🗣️🗣️

WHO'S SIMON??? I keep looking back at my posts and seeing this dude's name pop up all over the place, WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?! It's getting on my NERVES HERE!!! 🤬🤬🤬

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Hey gang! I got a totally not date with a smokin' hot chick next Tuesday and I wanna know if I should get a tailored suit for it or not. The moomoo makes me look bigger than I am. For your fyi, I'm like totally buff underneath it.

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Decided to keep her profile pic thingy as my header thingy! That way I won't forget what she looks like! 😁😁😁😁

Hi gang. Some lady changed my profile pic to her and some nerd and flew away... man, she's pretty, actually. Dunno what just happened other than that, though. Seems good I think since peeps are celebrating!

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Hi gang. Some lady changed my profile pic to her and some nerd and flew away... man, she's pretty, actually. Dunno what just happened other than that, though. Seems good I think since peeps are celebrating!

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Hey tumblr, I don't have much time before Simon donks out, but I'm gonna explain things!! The crown cursed him, and now its magic has been sucked out, so he's normal again! He's sort of dying now, but that's alright, I'll fix him. You guys are gonna have a 100 percent normal, sweet guy posting in here soon! You can count on that. This is his fiancé Betty posting, by the way!

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This damn thing - I sat on it, and it did this. Forgot these phones had flash, believe it or not. It seems as though I may have crossed over into a super-crazy zone, where I think I'm normal, but I'm not. You all deserve to know the truth sooner or later, and I promise I'll explain everything. However, if my theory is incorrect, I may not have much time left. Long story short, I'm old. I'm afraid that the indescernable amount of time I was the Ice King will catch up to me if I'm truly normal again. I need to contact her. I need to see my fiancé again before I croak. Goodbye.

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‼️//OOC AGAIN‼️

Hey all!! Sorry for the ooc posts left and right, but I got some big plans I wanted to share with yall before this blog goes any further :3

BAM teaser B) Anywho I'm going to bed now, see you guys tomorrow 😋

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Hello again, Ice King! (It's me, your secret super fan)

I wanted to ask for your opinion, since you're an expert on love and junk. What do you think defines a romantic relationship? Like, what would you say makes it different from a friendship?

I guess it's mainly the smooching and stuff, but if you wanna get all sappy about it, ya can't really describe the feeling. It just sorta happens yknow? I get the feeling all the time when I kidnap princesses to marry!!😁😁

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Hey gang! Coming at you guys not-so live with some tippity top secret whiz-bizz. I shouldn't be posting this. Hehe.

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Look at this little creeper. Spying on me while I was gettin' my sob on with totally not my pillow.. give a man some PRIVACY, DANGIT!!!

(OOC: Catalyst belongs to @hothead-motherstar / @krispysparklingwater !!!)

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//‼️‼️OOC POST ALERT‼️‼️

Hiya guys!!! Another quick ooc post to determine whether or not I should write Fionna and Cake fanfics to post on here. I'll probably post endings where it doesn't get all weird and self-insert-y and Ice-King-y on a separate account or app or something if the answers yes! :3

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how do you feel about fire in your kingdom?

(asking for a cosmic pal)

My kingdoms made of ICE, whaddya think that I think? 🤨

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Hey gang!! I wanted to introduce tumblr to a little somethin' somethin' I've been cooking up for a little while now. Meet Fionna and Cake!! They're based off of my friends, Finn and Jake!

I got one for everybody, actually! They're like a little extended universe that came from my noodle. I'd be willing to share my books about them on here! 😋