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BANHAMMER HERE, WHO WANTS TO BRAWL??? (Cofront note: we're trying to wind him down for sleep rn please don't)
Y'all still goin' t'bed? Cus' like I'd be up t'fight a dude when y'wake up to fight a dude. Dude. -K
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edgeworth, ill sic the entire circus on you this time. god forbid you get out of this unscathed.
knight... well, ive already done a lot to you, but yknow what else i could do?
ill destroy your chessboards. all of them.
simon/simeon/souta
wasn’t sure what to say so you get ant bindled hope that’s alright - mod singularity
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- helper mario
Mario.
Fight me.
I will not hesitate to punch your little pathetic face.
-Dimentio from Super Paper Mario
you'll get him this time man i believe in you - mod singularity
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Mario.
Fight me.
I will not hesitate to punch your little pathetic face.
-Dimentio from Super Paper Mario
you'll get him this time man i believe in you - mod singularity
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I need BOTH Angel Face and Tyler to meet me behind Lou's Tavern after Fight Club. I have many things to say. Nevermind "one fight at a time", I can take both (maybe not).
-The Narrator
woah mx fight club themself... you've been a huge inspiration to us over at kin call fight club thanks for stopping by - mod singularity
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This isn't even out of hate, but I would 100% throw hands with my sister/twin at a Waffle House around 3 AM for fun. So if you're out there Mekh, meet me at the Waffle House... or the Sky: COTL equivalent... would that be the cafe in aviary?
Fuck it let's just fight in the forest temple
it’s a crime that waffle houses don’t exist, have fun fighting your twin in the forest temple!! :p
- mod hermit
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hey Lloyd idk what the canon reason is for me hating you but my reason is enough to make me wanna deck you. your melted capri sun looking ass better RUN because if i see you you’re getting a FUNERAL on-spot. your merch should and WILL be made illegal ≈20 years later because of how bad I’m gonna cook you. I’m sacrificing you to the capitalism gods. don’t even glance in my or Finley’s or Molly’s, or Ed’s, hell even Salem’s direction, or I’m turning you into compacted trash.
– Rambley the Raccoon, your local friendly trash panda who wishes harm upon no one :] (indigo park)
the trash pandas takin out the traaasshhhhhh you go king! ~ 💜👻📜 Mod Snatch
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Annie Wilkes if I ever see you again it is ON SIGHT. I WILL HIT YOU WITH A TYPEWRITER AGAIN DON'T COME NEAR ME YOU GENIUNELY INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE BITCH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKY SOLID STONE IDOL.
I HAAAAATE THAT WOMAN.
SHE BROKE MY FUCKING ANKLES.
-Paul Sheldon
y'know it took us a while t'figure out what yer source was but we remembered n' YEAH. THAT WOMAN'S A CRAZY FUCKIN' BITCH HUH? y'had every right t'throw a typewriter at'er man i woulda' like. tried t'hit 'er with a car or somethin'. y'should hit 'er with a car or somethin'. -K (Kash)
#sourcecall#mod mainframe#helper kash#stephen king misery#misery stephen king#finally remembered t'add the fuckin' source tags this time too. huge improvement f'r me
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Angel Face meet me behind Lou's Tavern after fight club I needa have a word with you.
I WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES GET OUTTA HERE BOY
-Tyler
woah,,,, mr fight club himelf.... its an honour to have you at our fight club.... go get his ankles sir! ~ 💜👻📜 Mod Snatch
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What is a "Deny's"?
sorry for the late answer mr afton but im pretty sure its a fast food place and im pretty sure theyre gonna jump you out there. sorry. ~ 💜👻📜 Mod Snatch
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as a Franziska fictkin i very much approve of this blog’s banner, i would love to beat that man up with my beloved brother.
incredible amount of support pouring in from the franziska fandom. thank you so much this genuinely means a lot to me to hear - mod singularity
#Mod Singularity#shocking amount of silence from the edgeworths /lh#honestly. i would pay real money to get to join you guys in that
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hi subspace i dont really got *personal* beef with you but i think it would be funny to beat you up. like do it for the vine type shit. gross balding slimy bitch square up in whatever phighting waffle house was
-boombox (phighting)
oh my god. we. forgot to post this. we asked "ok who wants to take this one" and then we Forgot. let's hope the waffle house is still open - mod singularity
#Mod Singularity#phighting#source call#phighting kin#who am i kidding. waffle house is always open.#if you are reading this. ignore my font you saw nothing#unless you think it's cool. then you saw everything.
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in my life as tohru, i didnt believe that violence was the answer and used words to help others feel better and get along!
in this life, however, REN SOHMA WHEN I GET YOU ITS ON SIGHT YOU BITCHASS GRANDMA. YOU NASTY ASS GENERATIONAL TRAUMA CAUSING, BASTARD DOG MAN FUCKING, NEAR-HOMICIDAL MANIAC CREATING BITCH. AND ILL GET THAT SHITASS BITCH OLD LADY MAID TOO DONT THINK I WONT. AND JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE SHIGURE AND AKITO I AM THROWING YOU BOTH INTO THE LAKE. MAYBE A FEW TIMES FOR YOU AKITO. MAYBE ILL LET RIN PUSH YOU OUT A WINDOW FOR HER OWN SAKE. YOU ALL BETTER PAY FOR THE THERAPY OF EVERYONE YOUVE EVER MET. I WILL FEED YOU ALL ONIGIRI WITH BRICK FILLING. BREAK YOUR TEETH AND TURN INTO AN OYSTER. BYE.
hell yeah!! second life, second chance to pick the fights you never got too! you go!! ~ 💜👻📜 Mod Snatch
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im just here to say i love the header image.
-franziska
thank you!! i'm really glad that you like it :-) - mod singularity
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cracks my knuckles. hi daryan crescend. dingus creshit. daryan cucksend. yeah you
how about i grab a (broken, dirty awful) guitar and beat you over the head with it. how would you feel. what if i smashed a guitar on ur head. or dropped a piano on you looney toons style. what about that
Meet me in the parking lot of your local Taco Bell, ja? See you there! Toodoloo! (glaring daggers into your head)
-klavier <3
go get him man i’m rooting for you - mod singularity
#Mod Singularity#source call#ace attorney#ace attorney kin#it might be kind of unprofessional to ask#but get a hit in for me if you can
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ALASTOR YOU PIECE OF SHIT QUIT FAKING YOUR DEATH AND SHOW YOURSELF. ISTG SECOND TIME YOU'VE DONE THIS AND YOU DONT EVEN TELL ME YOU'RE BACK STRAIGHT AFTERWARDS WE'RE RIVALS. IM GONNA PUNCH YOUR STUPID MADE FOR RADIO FACE. IN THE. IN THE FACE. STUPID. PRETTY BOY DEER DONT DO THAT AGAIN - VOX KIN
well well well, look what the cat dragged in! i know who you are, you're not slick! especially with that pretty comment. i know what you are also. gayass /silly /p 📻 Mod Mainframe, now with a new coat of paint!
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