kincallfightclub

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Kirby!!!!!!! Let me clobber you!!!!!!

I will BEAT YOU UP!!

-Marx the jester

Oh, a rematch! That sounds fun. Don't beat each other up too badly!

- Helper Elfilin

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if you just saw that no you didn’t

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can i fight an entire faction's government. like ik nobody is kinning the entire blackrock faction but like. can i fight them. im going to POISON THEM ALL AND BLOW THEM UP FOR RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE I HATE BLACKROCK ALWAYS HAVE

-SUBSPACE

i think you should be able to fight any government you want Ever. viva la revolution! poison the water supply, blow them all up, bring out the guillotines even! 📻 Mod Mainframe

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SPARKPELT ONCE I GET U IT'S OVEERRR SQUARE TF UP !!!COME HERE AND FIGHT ME - alderheart

*nostalgic sigh* nothing quite like siblings violence. go get her champ! i believe in you! they call it warrior cats for a reason! 📻 Mod Mainframe

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OH. MY GOD. OH MY FUCKING HEAVENS. TSUKASA MY STUPID OLDER FUCKING BROTHER GET UR DUMB BLOND ASS HERE I WILL CHOP YOU UP AND THEN AND THEN I WILL UUUHHHH.. *computer restarting sound* FEED U TO MY PET WOLVES AND THEN FISH UR REMAINS OUT AND BURN THEM WITH FIIIIIIREEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY SKIIIINNNNNNN CHEWS AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE AND FOAMS AT THE MOUTH TSUKASA I WILL PUNCH U ACROSS THE FACE - saki tenma <3 (i love u bro pls dont take this the wrong way)

showing up at the wonder stage or wherever you decide to feed him to your wolves bc i need to see this XP

- mod hermit

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AETHER COME OVER HERE I'LL BEAT YO ASS !!!!!!!!! >:( - lumine

you know i completely forgot who aether was for a moment. because on my playthrough i renamed them "feck". so do with this what you will i suppose but you can take it as a sign im thoroughly on your side ~ 💜👻📜 Mod Snatch

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akutagawa im actually going to fucking slam ur head against a brick SHUT UPPPP - kyouka

as is ur RIGHT tbh get that bitch a concussion and some moral backbone ~ 💜👻📜 Mod Snatch

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shaking violently like a rabid dog. get over here im biting your ankles im stealing yer femurs

-⚠️ // Scythe — Subspace

you know i should be less surprised that the guys from phighting are on the fight blog. go get em i'll cheer you on from the sidelines - mod singularity

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banhammer and silver king square up. waffle house parking lot at dawn

ill admit the one towards ban is more friendly but i have nothing but several decades of malice for the silver king

-⚠️ // Scythe — Subspace

Order up! one taste of pain for the silver king one friendly sparring session for banhammer ~ 💜👻📜 Mod Snatch

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BANHAMMER HERE, WHO WANTS TO BRAWL??? (Cofront note: we're trying to wind him down for sleep rn please don't)

Y'all still goin' t'bed? Cus' like I'd be up t'fight a dude when y'wake up to fight a dude. Dude. -K

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edgeworth, ill sic the entire circus on you this time. god forbid you get out of this unscathed.

knight... well, ive already done a lot to you, but yknow what else i could do?

ill destroy your chessboards. all of them.

simon/simeon/souta

wasn’t sure what to say so you get ant bindled hope that’s alright - mod singularity

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- helper mario

Mario.

Fight me.

I will not hesitate to punch your little pathetic face.

-Dimentio from Super Paper Mario

you'll get him this time man i believe in you - mod singularity

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Mario.

Fight me.

I will not hesitate to punch your little pathetic face.

-Dimentio from Super Paper Mario

you'll get him this time man i believe in you - mod singularity

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I need BOTH Angel Face and Tyler to meet me behind Lou's Tavern after Fight Club. I have many things to say. Nevermind "one fight at a time", I can take both (maybe not).

-The Narrator

woah mx fight club themself... you've been a huge inspiration to us over at kin call fight club thanks for stopping by - mod singularity

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This isn't even out of hate, but I would 100% throw hands with my sister/twin at a Waffle House around 3 AM for fun. So if you're out there Mekh, meet me at the Waffle House... or the Sky: COTL equivalent... would that be the cafe in aviary?

Fuck it let's just fight in the forest temple

it’s a crime that waffle houses don’t exist, have fun fighting your twin in the forest temple!! :p

- mod hermit

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hey Lloyd idk what the canon reason is for me hating you but my reason is enough to make me wanna deck you. your melted capri sun looking ass better RUN because if i see you you’re getting a FUNERAL on-spot. your merch should and WILL be made illegal ≈20 years later because of how bad I’m gonna cook you. I’m sacrificing you to the capitalism gods. don’t even glance in my or Finley’s or Molly’s, or Ed’s, hell even Salem’s direction, or I’m turning you into compacted trash.

– Rambley the Raccoon, your local friendly trash panda who wishes harm upon no one :] (indigo park)

the trash pandas takin out the traaasshhhhhh you go king! ~ 💜👻📜 Mod Snatch

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Annie Wilkes if I ever see you again it is ON SIGHT. I WILL HIT YOU WITH A TYPEWRITER AGAIN DON'T COME NEAR ME YOU GENIUNELY INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE BITCH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKY SOLID STONE IDOL.

I HAAAAATE THAT WOMAN.

SHE BROKE MY FUCKING ANKLES.

-Paul Sheldon

y'know it took us a while t'figure out what yer source was but we remembered n' YEAH. THAT WOMAN'S A CRAZY FUCKIN' BITCH HUH? y'had every right t'throw a typewriter at'er man i woulda' like. tried t'hit 'er with a car or somethin'. y'should hit 'er with a car or somethin'. -K (Kash)