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“I think Kyo-san already hates me … It makes me a little sad.”
Kyo Soma and Tohru Honda in the last Fruits Basket trailer
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Elliott please.
First off, I had no idea that your spouse could choose floor randomly.
Secondly, ELLIOTT WTF. I get you miss the beach and all but a) when and how did you get all this sand in my house and b) WHY DID YOU BRING SAND INTO MY HOUSE!
THIS IS WHAT I THINK:
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Story concept: an orphanage/group home for chosen ones whose families were killed by ~destiny~
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Is there any word that’s had a wilder evolutionary path than “gothic”?
Seriously, it went from meaning this:
to this:
to this:
and finally ended up as this:
You go you funky word, keep on trucking.
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“Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely has the body plan of a human, and other times people mean literally just a normal ass human with things added on
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playing dnd
me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people
player: are there milfs
me:
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I love orcs so much that even opening a bottle would be enough to impress me. @momolady
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She caught a babe. A quickie, oldie and reuploaded.
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What she says: I’m fine
What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is
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Men on Tinder are weird.
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let’s stop making fun of shirtless werewolves and just acknowledge that lycanthropy is a tits out kind of affliction
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