#adventures in tinder

[likemmmcookies]

Oh my God I'm gonna marry this girl so hard

[kittyit]

Went to a waterfall. Tried Texas Roadhouse. So yeah, I'd say it was Saturday 😏

[lesafricainescharmantetfraises]

Here I just picked up several photos of African worn up in different wear of black colour, black here ads some charm to their natural dark skin beauty. The lady by center of composition aren't worn in black wear but her excellent dark skin and craftfully made photo editing makes her photo very fit to this set

[tightjeansjavi]

Y’all—I forgot how much fun it is to freely flirt 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[sweetlemongrove]

Guess who has a date today?

Yay

[i-love-love]

I think I have to break things off with a guy I’ve been casually seeing.

The reason? His dick is too big

I’m a grown woman. I have had sex. I have not been a virgin in quite some time. But every time I sleep with him I feel rehymenated and deflowered all at once!! Last time I BLED even after a solid half hour of foreplay and plenty of lube. I didn’t know they made men with equipment this size outside of pornland. I had to spend half my day sitting on ice packs to rejuvenate my snatch.

I can’t feel too bad about this though because “a girl I liked broke up with me because my schlong was too massive” is going to be an incredible bragging right for him for like. The rest of his life.

[southern-friedfemme]

“plant based vegan” is there another kind idk about

[worriedwillow]

dear universe please let this one work out i really like them <3

[monsterhospital]

ive never had someone open by suggesting that we kill ourselves but i dont hate it

[btvd8000]

[lesafricainescharmantetfraises]

Once upon at a time at Tinder Tanzanian beauty was that

[capitanodavide]

on a scale from 1 to 5 how bad idea is watching Milan - Newcastle as first date? 😶

[sweetlemongrove]

“I’m looking for something serious”

Well you ain’t finding it here

[handsomegentlebutch]

Talking to two different girls :3 very excited, feeling sexy feeling cool, feeling ready for love :3

[beeefy]

The worst thing about tinder to me personally is that i will spend like 10 minutes weighing the pros and cons of a semi-ugly guy and come to the conclusion that it wouldnt be too that bad talking to him, only to swipe right and have no match notification come up straight away. It's a blow to the ego. It's 10 minutes i'm never gonna get back. It's even worse when half an hour later i get a tinder notif saying he has not in fact matched with me and immediately sent a message. Awful stuff. Get outta here i've grown up and out of you.