#adventures in tinder

[love-letters-from-kieran]

not to yearn on the yearning blog but- grrrr cute cis boy who sees me as a boy and calls me sir and mr and handsome- im gonna explode ough

[likemmmcookies]

Oh my God I'm gonna marry this girl so hard

[clawdee]

So talking to this other guy on camera and was being very nice and we had a lot of the same things in common and we were talking video games and movies and stuff so I was getting really tired and it was late and he was like hey do you want to sext but like I was already like mostly asleep and then and I guess I fell asleep before I could answer and then I woke up and he had unmatched me like okay bud

I was talking to another guy I liked better anyway

[theallianceofcelestials]

Tinder Anon back, I had a few funny ideas for the hypothetical tinder arc for Kc-

The first one, he gets super obsessive over the family phone and doesn’t let anyone use it/touch it. Ie, hiding it somewhere in the kitchen or just somewhere high where the others can’t reach, or just keeping it on his person at all times (maybe in neck ruffles somehow? If he even has those, I don’t remember his design XD)

And second, one of the animatronics he messages on Cindr just… ghost him. And he gets confused and he’s just like Why? And of course his family notices because he’s just sad and confused that he’s being ignored online. Then he finally says that he got a dating app and Eclipse and Lunar are having complete opposite reactions (because Lunar is probs the only other one of them who knows what dating/dating apps are)- Lunar is dying laughing and Eclipse is just panicking because his father is trying to date someone.

Anyways I just thought I should share my silly goofy ideas

Hey Tinder Anon! Been a while!

Killcode would probably become obsessive over the family phone because he's being secretive. And he doesn't want any of his family members to accidentaly see a text from his 'beau'. He'd be mortified and forever humiliated if any of his brothers found out he was trying dating. Especially after what happened with the last time he dated, back before the prison, where he ended up in tears pathetically crying face-down in the grass.

(Here's a little part from the first chapter that describes him: His casing split in an incriminatingly familiar fashion, between a stark white and a black so deep, it shone blue. Dark buttons sitting under a deep red ruffle, nightcap a bruising dark blue trailing behind him, dirtying the cute fat little sickly yellow stars, fur trimming illuminated by deep red optics, thorn pants, the same colour as the facsimile of a sleeping accessory sporting suspicious stains.

Just your basic KC design with the slightest tweaks. Lunar's design is the most unique out of the entire family, cuz Eclipse uses the body that he did when he had the star and in which he died, Bloodmoon is first iteration, everyone else is the same and Lunar is a mix of all his designs actually, even the thumbnail one)

If someone ever ghosted him he'd lose it. He'd start rage cooking+baking, beating the dough to whatever he's making with such fierceness he scares at least Eclipse, who hasn't ever seen that before. He'd come to the prideful conclusion that the person who ghosted him is an idiot, because first of all, he was honest about his looks, second of all, he didn't lie about his family situation so he put it in his profile he has kids, and third, he's a catch thank you very much!

If they found out, Lunar would alternate between laughing his ass off, being grossed out, or just staring blankly ahead, because a potentional partner of his dad is a threat.

And yeah, Eclipse would just keel over from stress and anxiety by that point, and he'd cry to Bright about it. Who'd maybe try pretending to be understanding.

[kittyit]

Went to a waterfall. Tried Texas Roadhouse. So yeah, I'd say it was Saturday 😏

[lesafricainescharmantetfraises]

Once upon at a time at Tinder Tanzanian beauty was that

[tightjeansjavi]

Y’all—I forgot how much fun it is to freely flirt 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[sweetlemongrove]

Guess who has a date today?

Yay

[studywgabi]

I think minimalism should be applied to men as well as homes and closets. Something that helps is reminding yourself that your future husband simply would not do that. My future husband does not text drier than the Sahara. My future husband does not judge me for the type of music I like. My future husband is interested in getting to know me, asks me questions instead of just answering mine.

[southern-friedfemme]

“plant based vegan” is there another kind idk about

[worriedwillow]

dear universe please let this one work out i really like them <3

[love-letters-from-kieran]

the bad parttt of dating apps is liking multiple people :(( alot :((

[monsterhospital]

ive never had someone open by suggesting that we kill ourselves but i dont hate it

[clawdee]

The first mutual like looks promising

I've redownloaded tinder 🥴

[theallianceofcelestials]

I was really curious about if Kc from SEA is gonna have a Tinder arc? Cuz I find the concept of him trying (or act least curious) about dating and then his family finding out and being like “what???? No???” And trying to get him to delete his account. Idk, I thought it was really funny and I had a dream about it and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it

Weell Tinder anon, I'll be honest and say that I never really thought about that. And I'm not really sure if it's gonna be a thing in the main story, however I might make it a thing in a sort of what if? thingy. Cuz I also have ideas to how things could have been done differently in SEA, and I do like different scenarios.

So in the overall story it won't have any spotlight, but in a soft-canon oneshot it may! However it does come with the issue of having to figure out a name for the animatronic only equivalent of Tinder, seeing as all the celestial SCPs from the family hate humans, even Sun. So if you have any suggestions about that friend, please go ahead, lol

[capitanodavide]

on a scale from 1 to 5 how bad idea is watching Milan - Newcastle as first date? 😶