keithsgolfclubs

[keithsgolfclubs]

Because I have the spirit of Keith’s dead dad or something, I don’t know…

Whatever you say…copycat

Wait why does everyone hate Courtney???

@unnamed-freshmen-official

She's a bitch and she thinks she owns the place with her fake designer heels and hair extensions.

Back me up girls.

@duck-duke-goose @heathermcnamara1989

[keithsgolfclubs]

sssshhhhhhhhhh.

do you want a gun

i wouldn’t mind one if you’re offering

[keithsgolfclubs]

Neither of you deserved to get in a fight in the school hallway! And yeah he’s a total dick, but he sorta tried to make amends. If either one of you would be the bigger person, you’d see that you two would probably be friends.

I hear the janitors are still trying to scrub out of the blood.. and I’m only being nice because I got left with my thoughts due to Keith’s absence!

If anyone’s seen Keith, tell his little twink ass to come home, it’s really boring here…he’s never gone for this long..

Im totally not worried thought, it’s way quieter in his room without the sobs all night.

[keithsgolfclubs]

Oh you’re a girls kisser, because you kiss ALL the Heathers

Wait why does everyone hate Courtney???

@unnamed-freshmen-official

She's a bitch and she thinks she owns the place with her fake designer heels and hair extensions.

Back me up girls.

@duck-duke-goose @heathermcnamara1989

[keithsgolfclubs]

Why do I deserve it?! And what did Keith do to deserve getting in a fight, huh!

If anyone’s seen Keith, tell his little twink ass to come home, it’s really boring here…he’s never gone for this long..

Im totally not worried thought, it’s way quieter in his room without the sobs all night.

[keithsgolfclubs]

Sure Heather, keep denying that..

girl kisser!

Wait why does everyone hate Courtney???

@unnamed-freshmen-official

She's a bitch and she thinks she owns the place with her fake designer heels and hair extensions.

Back me up girls.

@duck-duke-goose @heathermcnamara1989

[keithsgolfclubs]

except for a certain green themed girl!!

Wait why does everyone hate Courtney???

@unnamed-freshmen-official

She's a bitch and she thinks she owns the place with her fake designer heels and hair extensions.

Back me up girls.

@duck-duke-goose @heathermcnamara1989

[keithsgolfclubs]

KEITH, COME BACK TO ME BABYGIRL! I’LL TREAT YOU BETTER THIS TIME!!!

[keithsgolfclubs]

Heather, go kiss your traffic lights.

You totally wouldn’t even know where to find me.

Wait why does everyone hate Courtney???

@unnamed-freshmen-official

She's a bitch and she thinks she owns the place with her fake designer heels and hair extensions.

Back me up girls.

@duck-duke-goose @heathermcnamara1989

[keithsgolfclubs]

KEITH, DON’T LEAVE ME HERE! KEITH, COME BACK, HELP ME!!

[keithsgolfclubs]

If anyone’s seen Keith, tell his little twink ass to come home, it’s really boring here…he’s never gone for this long..

Im totally not worried thought, it’s way quieter in his room without the sobs all night.

[keithsgolfclubs]

Oh, is Mac also your girlfriend or is that just Duke?

Sorry Mac, that was way so overboard

Wait why does everyone hate Courtney???

@unnamed-freshmen-official

She's a bitch and she thinks she owns the place with her fake designer heels and hair extensions.

Back me up girls.

@duck-duke-goose @heathermcnamara1989

[keithsgolfclubs]

Okay, but Courtney's not the one wearing a push-up bra here... And why would she even be jealous of someone who's girlfriend is kinda a total massive bitch.

Heather....you wouldn't know how to make a makeshift cast would you?

Surely one of your books has something on it.

@therealheatherc

I mean, my mom’s a doctor, I can try.

Why? What happened?

[keithsgolfclubs]

Heather, you are so not my favorite cheerleader anymore. Courtney is so totally amazing, and I think your cheer routine is off-brand and stolen from Jefferson!

next time i'm going to make sure they don't give you childproof caps, anyway do you want a firearm?

Wait why does everyone hate Courtney???

@unnamed-freshmen-official

She's a bitch and she thinks she owns the place with her fake designer heels and hair extensions.

Back me up girls.

@duck-duke-goose @heathermcnamara1989

[keithsgolfclubs]

Is your mom the one who did your implants? or did she just pay for them.. Asking for a friend !!

hi mother-in-law!

Heather....you wouldn't know how to make a makeshift cast would you?

Surely one of your books has something on it.

@therealheatherc

I mean, my mom’s a doctor, I can try.

Why? What happened?

[keithsgolfclubs]

bye bye Gayvid!!

Lesbo with a boyfriend

*Crosses out Lesbo with a red sharpie, writing straight*

Much Better.

[keithsgolfclubs]

Maybe they want a hit =^]

so it was YOU who reported me??

as much as i think chandler’s a bitch, fuck you even more

i am never going back to juve!

— @stonxr-chick

I’m really sorry but I was only doing my duty as a fellow dare member to keep our school safe and sound.

I hope juvie thought you a lesson about dealing with the devils lettuce.