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Forget Spottedleaf & Thistleclaw, forget Pinestar and Leopardfoot, forget Blossomfall and Thornclaw

Look at Snowbird and Scorchfur instead

All throughout the power of three, Snowbird is in the nursery, caring for her kits, Berryheart, Buster and Cloverfoot, the kitten's father is Scorchfur

In Hollyleaf's book, Snowbird returns to being a warrior, which means that her kits Berryheart, Buster and Cloverfoot, are probably apprentices now, they ranked up. You know who else ranked up in that book? Scorchfur, their father.

Now you may say "But i don't remember Scorchfur being deputy!" and that is because he never was.

All through PoT, while Snowbird was caring for his kits, Scorchfur was an apprentice, and he became a warrior the same book his kits became apprentices.

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The reason why i didn't include dawn of the clans is because it doesn't have the typical 4/5 clans until the end.

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Finished Pokemon Scarlet's main story, and i have many, many thoughts.

One of these thoughts; What if DSMP?

SPOILERS FOR SCARLET & VIOLET

I CAN'T COLAPSE THIS ON MOBILE!!!

So the protag is Ranboo, Arven is Wilbur [and by extension, Phil is the professor], Nemona is Tommy, Penny is Tubbo [and Cassiopeia is Buzzer.

The team star bosses are the manhunt crew, with Dream being Atticus, Sapnap being Mela, Ortega being George, Eri being Ant, and Giacomo being Bad. Sam is too busy being a gym leader, but he's an honerary team star member.

Also Poppy is Michelle, Rika is Puffy, Larry is Wilbur, because the energy just fits [so yes, Wilbur is a student, gym leader and elite four member all at the same time]. And Hassel is Techno.

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Little AU thing for Tommy's newest vlog:

James is the god of chaos/madness, Jack, Tubbo & Tommy are three people who've tried te remove James from his godly titel, therefore, he wants to punish them.

With the help of some other gods, James manages to turn all three back into school boys, however, because of their age reversal, they don't remember what they did to James.

The vlog loops consistantly, with James corrupting 2/3 of the boys, and tortures the remaining one before resetting it and uncorrupting the ones he corrupted.

The three do remember everything, and they know they're stuck in a loop, but, as seen in the vlog, they still have hope their friends or family wil come pick them up.

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So, for the heck of it i'm playing Tomodachi life, but with Dream SMP members.

Currently i have Dream, Tommy, Tubbo, Wilbur, Ranboo, Quackity, Phil & Sally.

So far for sideplots we have:

- Wilbur being needy AF, demanding food constantly, demanding new clothes & a new room.

- Dream is honestly just vibing & making friends

- Ranboo losing everything all the time and Phil finding it

- Quackity hasn't stepped out of his room since he got here

Now, for the current main plot:

- Tubbo & Tommy are best friends, if Tommy isn't in, he's with Tubbo, if Tubbo isn't in, he's with Tommy

- Tubbo likes Tommy, he's admitted this before, so when he asked if he could ask Tommy out, i [reluctantly] gave him my blessing

- So Tubbo asks Tommy out, and Tommy hesitates just long enough for Sally to arrive, revealing that she too loves Tommy

- Tommy, who had told me he liked Sally before, picked Sally, leaving Tubbo to run off in tears

- thankfully i managed to break them up, because c'mon Tommy, stealing your brother's future wife like that, not cool

- except now Tubbo is very sad & lonely :(

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So, everyone knows Spottedleaf's heart, right? That very bad book that added to one character, but destroyed another?

Let's fix it. (And also edit the timeline a bit)

it starts the same, Spottedkit is playing with her siblings when Thistleclaw brings her a feather. However, this time, Tigerpaw is also there. Tigerpaw makes an off-handed comment on how Thistlepaw has been hurrying his training.

Tigerpaw recieves his warrior name before Spottedkit is out of the nursery, and Spottedkit notices Thistleclaw is staring at her with glee. When Spottedpaw and her siblings are made into apprentices, Thistleclaw looks overjoyed, only for his face to fall when Thrushpelt gets made into Spottedpaw's mentor.

Spottedpaw asks Tigerclaw about this, and Tigerclaw reveals Thistleclaw had wanted to become Spottedpaw's mentor, because he believed Spottedpaw was bright and strong, and would make a great warrior under his teachings.

They get back to camp and whoops, Thrushpelt got hurt while out on patrol, and needs to stay in the medicine cat den. Thistleclaw jumps at the opportunity to take over Spottedpaw's training.

Instead of the creepy one-sided crush Thistleclaw has in the book, he instead pushes her beyond her limits physically, training her day in, day out, leaving her exhausted. However, unbeknowns to Spottedpaw, she is the object of someone's affection, Whitepaw.

Whitepaw admits to Thistleclaw that he likes Spottedpaw, and Thistleclaw, wanting his only son to be happy, tries to force Spottedpaw to return Whitepaw's feelings, creating akward and tense situations.

Even after Thrushpelt healed, and returned to being Spottedpaw's mentor, Thistleclaw would chase her down, demanding her to talk with Whitepaw. Spottedpaw, feeling pressured to return Whitepaw's feelings despite not wanting a mate, does the only logical solution she can think of, and begs Featherwhisker to be his apprentice, Featherwhisker agrees.

Whitestorm is also made into a warrior.

However, Thistleclaw doesn't care, still pressuring Spottedpaw to take Whitepaw as a mate. Spottedpaw can't take it anymore, and confides in Willowpaw and Redpaw, who are horrified by Thistleclaw's actions. Willowpaw tells Whitestorm.

When Thistleclaw approaches Spottedpaw to pressure her again, Redpaw and Willowpaw leap out of the bushes, telling Thistleclaw to get away from their sister. Thistleclaw just goes "Awe, what are you going to do? You're practically babies compared to me" and then Whitestorm appears, telling Thistleclaw that he's gone too far, and he should force anyone, let alone an apprentice, to love someone that they don't love.

Even Tigerclaw, who overheard the while thing, appears from the bushes and tells Thistleclaw to knock it off, as this is a new kind of low for him. Thistleclaw, faced with the prospect of fighting his own son and his apprentice, makes the first wise decision of the book, and runs away, straight to the RiverClan border.

The epilogue would be Spottedpaw, without Thistleclaw looming over her 24/7, finding out she actually enjoys being a medicine cat way more then being a warrior. She reflects on the effents of the book as she watches her siblings, Redtail and Willowpelt, getting their warrior names. She makes a note on how Willowpelt seems to only have eyes for Whitestorm as her new name is called, and jokes that before long, Thistleclaw would get what he wanted, grandkits with her blood in their veins, except she won't have to be the one nursing them.

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When you find out your favorite story on AO3 has been deleted, and you can't find it anymore, nor can you find the writer

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Gaucho [my dog, a black german shepherd that is around 6 months old] got a swimming pool today, as you can see, he is very pleased.

We haven't even filled it with water yet.

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I just had a idea for C!Tubbo's limbo!

And my idea is that he doesn't have one.

Instead, upon death, he'll bounce around other people's limbos, he'll float in the void with Tommy, sit in a train station with Ghostbur or Wilbur, ect.

That is his limbo.

Because surely, he must have been worth nothing if the afterlife doesn't even bother to make him his own limbo, and instead passes him around like a side kick?

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So, anyone that has/had pet birds, you know how you can throw a towel [or something lse that blocks out light] over their cages to trick them into thinking it's night, and make them quiet down and go to sleep?

Would the same be true for bird hybrids?

Does Techno put a towel over Phil's head when when Phil wakes him up during his hibernation?

Do Tubbo and Ranboo put a towel over Tommy's head when he's being annoyingly loud?

Was Schlatt's big war strat to put a towel over Wilbur's head and hope Pogtopia would just give up while the one leading them is asleep?

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Hi, i'm Keanan, and i just had a Lioden misadventure.

Back when black friday happened, i got a bunch of GB.

I bought everything my little heart desired, but was still rich AF.

So i bought a dwarf, buffy balls and lion balls.

Now, the dwarf was just a cub, so i had to wait for her to grow up, so i waited.

When she grew up into a adult, i gave her the necessary lion balls, and set of in search of a stud.

First stud, attached the buffy balls, i waited a hour for them to respond, only for them to go offline.

Second stud, attached the buffy balls, i waited half a hour for a response, they went offline too.

Third stud, attached the buffy balls, waited for fifteen minutes, they went offline.

Fourth stud, attached the buffy balls, waited for fifteen minutes, they went offline.

Fifth stud, finally get her pregnant.

Now, notice how something is missing? Yes? I FORGOT THE BUFFY BALLS AAAAAA

But, little Small fry pushed through, and had 2 cubs.

After all that GB and work, my dwarf finally gave birth to two sons.

Meet Dissapointment #1

And his brother, Dissapointment #2

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Which one should i put on my heir?

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Egg samwich :D

I'm tired

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I have been awake for half a hour, after sleeping for roughly three hours. In about seven hours i'll need to go to my work, which lasts seven hours, with the transport back probably taking another hour, maybe two. Meaning the next earliest time i'll get to sleep again is 15, maybe 16 hours.

Today i'll be surviving off of oreos, a egg sandwich im'ma make for myself later, very sweetened coffee, and pure spite, with just the tiniest dash of delirium.

I apologize in advance to the people i'll have to work with today.

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So, i kinda wanna make a fanfic where Tubbo and Michael get transported into the Dream team's server. Now, you might go "But Keanan, isn't the Dream SMP already the Dream team's server???" yes, and no.

Across many, many years [six or so] i have seen at least four different Dream teams, with Dream, Sapnap and george being #4, but i'm talking about #1, the first Dream team i ever learned about, Delirious, Bryce, Cartoonz, and problematic rabbit man, who will be replaced in the story with Bryce.

So Tubbo and Michael get to meet Delirious, Cartoonz, Gorrilaphent, Squirrel [you'll never guess what kind of hybrid he is], Bryce, Liz, Babylirious, and get frequent visits from the rest of the Banana Bus Squad.

Imagine Tubbo seeing Delirious and just thinking Dream somehow followed him, because both wear masks, and both are best friends with demons [Sapnap & Cartoonz], but then he realizes that Delirious is a raccoon and bat hybrid, while Dream is human.

Imagine him interacting with Bryce, who can pass for Tommy with his blond hair and blue eyes, except he doesn't cuss, at all.

Imagine Delirious giving ender dragon hybrid Tubbo flying lessons.

Tubbo learning there's a war, and getting ready for the worst, only for Cartoonz to put all his items in the wrong chests as a prank.

Michael and Babylirious friendship.

Tubbo babysitting babylirious, or Delirious and Liz babysitting Michael.

Tubbo meeting Wildcat, who he originally assumes is Techno, but quickly realizes while he may look like Techno, he has Tommy's personality.

The whole of the Dream team and the BBS just kinda adopt Tubbo and Michael as their nephews.