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I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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So I’m not sure what to call this

But I figured I’d at least try to impart my knowledge of (hank hill voice) weapons and weapon accessories.

If you like this, tell me, and I might do another tutorial some time!

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imagine vampires that feed on the chlorophyll in plants. they can only go out in sunlight, in darkness they’re cold and slow to react and lethargic. just, dozens of green-tinged vamps squatting in sunny fields nibbling flowers, or up trees chewing on leaves. breaking into city apartments to get your houseplants. getting shooed away from the prize flower beds. plant vampires. vinepires

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“Oh captain, my captain.”

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I feel like when you’re writing, organizing chapters and dialogue is easy

but jfc, the amount of time it takes to constantly keep people moving and make sure they’re in the right spaces and trying to come up with wording for it is always such a shock. 

Like, fuck, I made you pick up a coffee cup, you need to put it down at some point. also I can’t remember what I dressed you in, can you push up your sleeves? I don’t remember if you even have your shirt on.

and YOU. YOU OVER THERE, you got out of your chair earlier, but did you come back yet? Are you coming back? Where did you even go and why’d you get up? Fuck, I can’t make you sit down again already, you just stood up, go…over there. go get more coffee. Did you bring your mug with you? fine. bring the pot to the table and—wait, wasn’t the coffee pot already over here? shit, hold on, I need to go back and re-read and re-write

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I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

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tickatocka:

some fun sex tropes:

laughing during sex

and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter

sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions

kissing to stay quiet

biting to stay quiet

one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation

“wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it”

someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away

“you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise”

kissing anywhere but the lips

alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched

“we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways” sex

anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces

sex with clothes half on/panties still on

the pleasant misuse of ties

sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense

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california wildfires surrounding coronavirus protocols sign. 2020 in an image.

photo by noah berger

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some shitty neighbour AUs

you are never home when the mail comes so  i always have to take your packages you fucker

you never open your door for children on halloween so i always pay the kids to smear your door with shaving cream

your bike always stands in front of mine in the cellar and i nearly break my neck when trying to get mine 

you gave me your key to take care of your flowers while youre gone but i decided to take all your food as payment and you are so not amused

my printer isnt printing anymore and my papers are due tomorrow so im on my knees in front of your door begging to use your printer when the old lady from above passes us and thinks im proposing to you

i know you from high school and i hated you back then but now you moved in next to me, youre a college professor and you are kinda really hot with those glasses

eurovision song contest is on but my tv is so small and i saw you have a big ass television, so i brought over some popcorn and wodka. deal?

the neighbour above us keeps being really loud and we are done with talking to him so we meet up to plan our revenge

im just here to tell you that you need to stop taking showers at 3 am. get your shit together you nerd

we always run into eachother on the stairs but we’ve never said more than hello but when we found out that we both hate the other neighbours, we became friends 

you lost your key and i allowed you to stay in my apartment until the locksmiths arrives

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no one writes love stories better than aromantics send 

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disorganised thoughts

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Bonus:

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strawberry snake

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Sorry this isn’t much of a Tutorial but yeah this is how i draw cats now. 

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fabulous.

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so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food