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never forget kijuro isozaki aka the owner of sunshine cafe bc he is Kinda Weird(tm) but he is Very Good Nonetheless(tm)

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

… Sempai… I-Isn’t that bad? Like, t-the cafe is… for.. coffee? That’s… what cafe means? That’s um, n-no good, y’know? Um, d-does Mr. Owner know, or…?

> implying that he’d care

     “He doesn’t know it’s me, and he never will! Just, uh.. don’t snitch on me, please...? Knowing him, he’d probably cry over something stupid like that. Wish I was exaggerating...”      If anything, Yuko just gave Hitomi a reason to snitch... She did break her coffeepot, apparently.

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

Ehh, it’s not sempai’s– wait, w-when’d you punch my coffeepot?

Could it be that Yuko-sempai has a vendetta against the machine manufacturers…?!

     “I... really just don’t like coffee-- I’ve punched plenty of coffee machines before. Ever wonder why the coffeepot at the cafe has been shattered, like, countless times? It was probably me, every single time.”

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     “I, uh-- Sorry for punching it...?”

… I need to buy a new coffeepot…

Hitomi doesn’t even drink coffee?!

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for those wondering what sunshine cafe looks like, it kinda looks a lot like this!! just.. ignore the creepy ass barbie pictures on the wall bc its a literal barbie cafe dont ask me why theres a barbie cafe in japan somewhere bc i have no clue bUT SAID BARBIE CAFE LOOKS A LOT LIKE HOW I IMAGINE SUNSHINE CAFE

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

WHOAH

So much for stealth. gg hitomi. She didn’t hear Yuko coming! With her special (read: completely normal) ears! Is she a ninja?! That’d explain why she’s so good at waitressing…! Ah, wait. She quiets back down,

– Eh eh– eh? You know him? Wait, there’s, Yuko-sempai, e-even you’re afraid of him?

Yuko is afraid of a lot of things but Hitomi doesn’t need to know that.

     “Eh? I’m-- I’m not afraid! I’m not scared of anyone!” She didn’t mean to be so loud all of a sudden-- King had looked over at them, but decided it was nothing. He wasn’t very bright.

     “It-It’s just... I’ve heard he always carries a gun on him. I don’t know if that’s true or not, and I’m sure I could take him in a fight if it came to it, but I... just.. don’t want that for my ko.. kouhai, y’know? Like I said, he’s dangerous. I mean, just look at him... Never trust the guy in a trench coat!”

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Was that...? It was one thing that Hitomi was stalking anyone-- it was another that she was stalking.. that guy, of all people. Yuko had met King before, she once carried him to a hospital out of the goodness of her heart. She didn’t know anything about him, though... Did anyone? But that was beside the point anyhow; You didn’t need to know King-- he was just untrustworthy upon a first glance at him.

“Ah...! H.. Hitomi--...” She whispered, obviously not wanting the male to hear her. “Err-- What are you doing? If I were you, I’d.. stay away from that guy over there. He’s dangerous.”

@cxnsigliere

Ever since that guy took all the money in her wallet, Hitomi has been waiting for this day… This chance to get a look at what lies beneath that fedora of his, to dig up some dirt and maybe get some blackmail material for exactly 1620 yen…! This is destiny! The time is now!

In other words, she saw King out one day, recognized him, and is now following him from afar to see what he’s doing. Hitomi, that’s stalking.

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👗 EYY

tfw i actually really like this outfit wtf yuko holy shit

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Send Me A “👗” And My Muse Will Dress Yours

They’ll put together an outfit for yours based on their personal tastes using This.

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     “Ugh... I wish I wasn’t so busy all the damn time... I’m tired and wanna sleep, but I also just wanna go and do fun stuff..”

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     “Finally.... We’re free.”

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

What!! I dunno no… W-What’s an “utaite?”

That hurt Hitomi to say out loud.

     “You. You’re an utaite. Seriously, drop the act, will you? It’s pretty obvious, dude.”

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waiitressiisms --> kawaiitress

[10:03:40 PM] Coooooooooooooooooooo: if you ever need to change yuko's url may i suggest [10:03:42 PM | Edited 10:03:44 PM] Coooooooooooooooooooo: kawaiitress [10:04:10 PM] 75 Running Horses (Erica): OH MY GOD [10:04:13 PM] 75 Running Horses (Erica): FUCK THATS GOOD THO [10:04:23 PM] 75 Running Horses (Erica): NOW IM TEMPTED TO FUCKIN [10:04:29 PM] 75 Running Horses (Erica): GODDAMMIT NOW I WANNA DO IT

BLAME COO FOR THIS

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     “Nope, I mean Hitomi Suzuki. Y’know, the utaite? Uh, what was her online name again... Iroha-hime or something like that. Y’know-- Literally you.”

waiitressiisms replied to your post: hitomi’s idea of disguise: putting on a hat …

yuko voice: hitomi you dont think youre actually fooling anyone do you

What!! Who’s– I-I dunno who that is… Hitomi… Tanaka?

The AV actress?

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     “Nothing-- And I mean nothing, pisses me off more than those Tumblr pastel aesthetic things-- Y’know, the ones where it has white text on a really fucking light shade of whatever-the-fuck? Where you can’t fucking read it? Like, who thought that was a good idea? Who the fuck started this shitty fad, huh?”

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shslmasseur

"Yeah! Long time ago I sung a song outloud. I used to wear a purple shirt and a fedora, no beard... remember?" Julion asks.

     “Thinking, thinking...... Oh, right! I.. think I remember you. You’re the massage dude or some shit, right?”

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fun fact: although yuko usually dislikes pastel colors, she actually doesnt mind pastel goth! as long as it’s not too much cutesy stuff for her though, and shes probably very picky with it. shed probably wear some stuff like this or any of these!