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@shslmasseur  | NSFW starter call (closed)

“I’m sure you’re plenty tired, Julion,” Adara says, climbing into his lap with arms around his neck. She’s straddling his thighs at first before taking a seat, pressing her rear against him.  May as well get herself comfy while he’s resting, right? Arms move so her hands rest upon his shoulders, giving them a gentle squeeze before she speaks once more.

“Here, let me treat you.”

[thenotesofaveryoddgirl]

@shslmasseur from here

She was Julion. Which already sucked, because... well,she wasn’t Naomi and this was an issue, and also because he was a boy (yacks), an ultimate (yeah, she had issues with this), and had a job she couldn’t do for him(bad) at least it was the fucking weekend.

Was he stuck in her body?  This... wasn’t good. Because Naomi had self worth tied to her frickin hair acssesories, for fuck’s sake, there was a reason she didn’t like pepole seeing her without them. And now he probably was in her body, and he was going to find out the real unimportant girl beneath it all, and she hated it so much.

Cellphone, cellphone, where was the cellphone... Oh, there it was. And there even wasn’t a password. (lucky her) She (he? no, she) lifted the phone, dialing the familar number. (please let it somehow still be me.)

[ultimatebuyo-ka-blog]

shslmasseur 

“... Why are you staring at me like that? Creep much?”

[ethereallyloved]

$ Text!

@shslmasseur

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text]: Recently I went to the theme park and met some masseur there...

[text]: Gotta admit! He was pretty cute! A++++

[misfxts]

“I want the K” You know who with who...

10: Upside-Down Kiss

You know that bar that’s supposed to be for pull-ups in gyms and such? Ichisada likes to just dangle upside-down on it. Tell her that it’s ‘not the intended use’ all you want, she’s still gonna do it! Nothing beats the comedic value of getting hit in the face with her own tits, that’s pure comedy gold!

But she was not doing that today, at least not at the moment. She’s using it for the actual use of pull ups. Yes, today she decided that since she had nothing to do, she would settle for some time at the gym.

She finishes her last rep and drops down to rest. Her eyes are closed, so she doesn’t realize that Julion had somehow gotten into the room. Only the sound of him clapping is what alerted Ichisada to his presence.

Ichisada laughs hoarsely and bows a bit. Right right, they were planning on doing stuff today. Good timing, the pull up bar was the last thing Ichisada was planning on doing in the gym today. She reaches for her water bottle and drinks from it; as she does, she gets an idea that she knows Julion will get a laugh out of.

Ichisada grins at Julion and jumps up to grab the pull up bar again. With a quick pivot and hooking her legs she was once again upside-down like she enjoyed. With this, Ichisada reaches for Julion with grabby-hands.

“Spider-Man Kiss! Spider-Man Kiss!” She chants. “Come onnn! I know it’s supposed to be raining and the roles switched. But pleeease?” 

That was enough to convince Julion, and he walks right over and gives Ichisada a gentle kiss as seen in the movie. Nevermind the fact that he’s probably getting a face full of boob at the same time.

Ichisada may have not thought this through completely, but it’s still fun.

[oocbox]

shslmasseur replied to your post: oh jeez the lightning’s like every 5 seconds and...

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this would be funny if it didn't just put my power out for 2 hours JUST last week. and if we didn't have issues with thunderstorms setting stuff on fire too --;

[aikidoheroine]

💕?

Tenko Chabashira  Julion Oddy

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“Not really a surprise. In fact, Tenko would be very surprised, and concerned, if Julion expected any other result.” 

[artisticvesscl-a]

💕?

THEY LOVE ME, THEY LOVE ME NOT...// ACCEPTING!

“Dr. Love, Don’t you think that’s a bit off, hm? Julion and Angie are closer than you think.” “After all, God says that it’s at least 60%, don’t you agree?”

[lil-oowada]

"Lonely...? Pfft how can I be lonely? I got an entire goddamn army 'a' Diamonds at my disposal! How could I be lonely? Ha...ha..."

@shslmasseur

[museharmcny-blog]

@shslmasseur

Honestly, Himiko never expected she would find a shop for massages around here. The ‘real world’ was weird all right. She might as well go see if it’s open or who’s inside. She wasn’t looking for a massage right now, but the truth is she had been walking aimlessly for hours now, and her feet were on fire.

Stepping in front of the entrance, she knocked twice and waited for an answer.

“...Is this open?”

[cxnsigliere]

shslmasseur

You forgot one thing: Adoption.

i kNOW BUT LIKE...... king isnt exactly planning on actually having kids any time soon bc hes still pretty young, but at the same time, boi rarely wears a gotdam CONDOM

[ultimvtecosplayer-blog]

@shslmasseur

“I haven’t seen you before.... What’s your name?”

[thenotesofaveryoddgirl]

@shslmasseur​ liked for a starter

The lady set in the waiting room, waiting to be called. Her white dress was already perfected, her hair clear from anything in it for the frst time in years- her fionce said they made her look childish and she had to listen, even if the hair acssesories were comforting and helped her calm down.

By the night, she will be a married woman, with anything that included. She wished to be somewhere else. She didn’t want to marry a man twice her age. She didn’t wish any of this.

She wished she could just dissappear.

[omnipointmuses]

shslmasseur replied to your post “Login Commencing.”

Saileen, Or Sai for short!

“Ooooh, Saileen, easy going, refined, plus, a sai is a type of dagger, I quite like that or at least I think I will, I don’t know, I don’t exist yet.”

[ethereallyloved]

🌸!!

@shslmasseur

“ Aw...thank you! I’m gonna make you an even cuter one! “

[misfxts]

@shslmasseur

Okay, this was getting ridiculous.

It had been a full day and Ichisada hasn’t seen Julion once today. No good morning, no good afternoon, no have a good day at work-- nothing! She was certain that the other would turn up after she came back from her own work. But nope! He was still gone.

It was as ridiculous as it was concerning. Did he decide to go on one of his round-the-world trips without telling her? Or...or did something bad happen to him? Was he in trouble? Should she call the--

Whoa. Slow down there Ichisada. It’s probably hasn’t come down to that...yet. Text him first then you can slowly start dialing up the panic.

[text: Jewels] jewels!!! 

[text: Jewels] where tf are u bitch!!!

[text: Jewels] i havent seen u all day are u good?? ur ass didnt join the soul circus has it