momo kisaragi is the funniest character ever she has so much going on. she’s a celebrity idol with legions of adoring fans. she helped stop a terrorist attack. she had weeks of supplementary lessons and still got a 2 out of 100 on a test. her teacher has tried to murder her several times. he has succeeded in murdering her several times. she eats her school notes. she tried to one-up her brother so hard she literally died. she likes red bean soup flavored soda. one of her close friends is a 12 year old who thinks she’s super cringe. some of her other friends include a magical century old forest gorgon, bootleg hatsune miku, a snake with a gamer avatar, and a gang of orphans that ambushed her in an alley because of her eye color. her brother has even more going on. do her fans know. are there people out there stanning her who just have to live with at least some of this knowledge. how are you supposed to live your life knowing lady gaga was part of a terrorist attack and that’s barely in the top ten craziest things to happen to her
I love when people make big leaps of faith cause like… what?? Reading about an undeveloped story and someone posts “the creators a misogynist!” Gonna need more than babe, show me the evidence.
forever spreading the piss boys agenda. where else can u hear quotes like "did you ever have the harlem globe trotters come to your school and tell you not to kill yourself?" and "well it worked im alive!"
cc: my only main hobbies are playing video games and like, spending time with my wife. uh, nothing really outside of that... like i don't secretly read, for example. (background laughter) that would catch you off guard. (screaming with laughter) wait why are you laughing so hard. (still laughing) why are you laughing so hard. what the fuck. that was rude.
heard you all needed a dose of "partner causing chaos off screen"
i love watching ray. he collabs with a bunch of really elaborate-looking vtubers with insane lore and he's just standing there like "🧍if anybody says let's play im really gonna do it (in game)"
every day i think about "yet i still scrape and search and crave to earn that validation i'm becoming unbecoming i'm not special never have been" like why would she say that
shoutout to people who don't have a "before" the trauma.
shoutout to people who don't have any sweet or nostalgic childhood memories. to people who don't remember enough of their childhood to know what the before was like. to people who lost their innocence before they ever learned the word for it. to people whose pasts were too painful to keep around in any form. to people who only knew trauma, and don't have an idea of what life would be like without it. to people who can't long for "the better days" because there weren't any.
you deserve a good future. i hope it's there for you soon.