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Lietpol „December sleepover”

Wheee I finally finished something

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I use this drawing as my banner here in tumbler, but I wanted to make a proper post of it.

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au where all of remus's friends are some sort of celebrities like influencers, business owners, writers, singers, actors etc and he's just some random guy. and all of his friends (who don't really fllw many ppl on social media) fllw him so their fans are like who tf is this random dude.

remus ends up being super popular without doing anything and all of his friends find it hilarious.

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When you broke up with your situationship did you

A: become a dictator

B: start a cult

C: join an underground fighting ring

D: do drugs with your former teacher and his new student

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viktor vs cait innit

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viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

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Aniela

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i love you visible brushstrokes. i love you glue warped scrapbook pages. i love you awkward poems. i love you junk journal with faded receipts. i love you poorly composed journal layout. I love you unintentionally blurry photographs. i love you asymmetrical beading. i love you curling freeform crochet. i love you fingerprints on pottery. i love you reused materials. i love you improvised instruments. i love you mistakes. i love you bravery to make it anyway. i love you creativity that hasn't been wiped clean of every drop of humanity and sanitized and commodified.

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I believe the only way hetalia could be properly produced into a life action would be if it was filmed as a mockumentary. Where there would be cut always to them having interviews about each other discussing what just happened. They would have to lean 100% into the satire and not be serious at all in order for it to do its job and not be offensive. Maybe some cut always to flash backs. And always over dramatized for the situation.

Like America in an interview like: “Russia doesn’t think I know that he has hidden cameras installed in my house but I have know for over ten years. I have been dropping little hints that I might be a serial killer and his attitude towards me has changed.” And it just does a flash back through a camera POV of America walking in his front door with long rubber gloves and a rain coat with a balled up sheet

Like this is what it would have to be.

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arcanowe portrety bo drugi sezon już jest super

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me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

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what a cute couple i bet they shop at forever 21

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