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[hawkayy]

holy shit never mind, I was dumb and just checked your about section of your blog and I just want to say that I remember you, and you were one of my bestest friends in that fandom and I should have known it was you but you're so cool and I really hope you're doing well and if you ever wanted to reconcile, i would totally be here for that!

jdkdkdkdDJKS dude i'm so sorry i have no idea when you sent this ask i hope it's not forever ago bc i haven't been using this blog too much. but please hit me up off anon on dm or something bc WHO ARE YOU?? IDK WHO YOU ARE RN BUT I'M 100% SURE I THINK YOU'RE SUPER COOL AS WELL AND I'M 100% UP FOR RECONNECTING. P L S COME OFF ANON

[hawkayy]

is dating a tumblr lesbian just like reblogging each other’s edgy captions every day all day do y’all talk or what

[hawkayy]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

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What goes around comes around.

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All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.” The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

[hawkayy]

Stephen Hawking, January 8, 1942 - March 14, 2018

Born 300 years to the day after Galileo died 

Died on Albert Einstein’s birthday 

March 14: Annual Pi day (π)  

“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny” - S.H.

[hawkayy]

I had a friend who wouldn’t stop pronouncing it “hoff” so

My dumb ass Monkey brain every time I see the name “Geoff”: gee-off

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Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

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there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

[hawkayy]

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

[hawkayy]

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

[hawkayy]

what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics

A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<

A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard

professor: shut up and write idiot -__-

me: eep o_o!!

[hawkayy]

If you have 0 hits out of 0 shots, do you have 100% accuracy for never missing, or 0% accuracy for never hitting?